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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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No, that will never happen. Elaine will clean up, bag that олигарх and before you know it she will be on that yacht to Dubai. Then she'll be like "Josh who? Godwinson who? Ralph who? KF what? sektur what?" and she will soon forget she ever cared about any of that shit. That's my wish for Elaine. You may rate this post "Optimistic" now.
this is the zoomer version of a rich girl slumming it before she marries an oligarch twice her age, totally agree. she'll hint at it mysteriously for the rest of her life to all the other second-place trophy wives, and they will not give a shit super hard right to her face, pretty sure
 
elaine's new thing is to accuse me of being a paedo , so here's a cap of her talking to the 14 year old kiwi hacker where she is providing a link to her thread which contains her self-released "porn".
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This isn't far off. She's a kid who is obsessed with dumb internet shit for the moment. I guarantee she grows out of it and becomes some crazy Karen housewife (or whatever the British equivalent is).
That will happen when Lainey starts hitting the wall in ~5 years. But, a crazy cat lady not a housewife, please never allow her to have children.
 
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@The Gays From LA got mentioned at 1:28 in the clip


@Nektar Geist got mentioned at 2:01

still mentioned me even if she didnt want to :feels:

she talks about kengle for some time but it mostly just about swatting kengle and how he deserved it..


seems shes one of those 10 users if she knows us so well if ya think about it
 
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She says she's ESL? With that chav accent? What's she gonna say next, that she's a gypsy princess?
 
no coom posting pls.

work on your wings elaine , you can use some tape if you need some help..
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She has hooded eyes (which are a central/western European dominant trait by the way), which means her eyeliner needs to be applied a little differently but it's fucking easier than the "regular" way because all you're doing is connecting the angles.
Here's a few different ways for hooded eyes. The trick is checking your angles with the eye opened, not closed.

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