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Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

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Eeek. Waitrose is so lower middle class. Aldi is where it's really at. Lidl sold out, man.
Funny Elaine should make the distinction between ASPD and BPD. BPD is seen as a "female" disorder, while ASPD is "male". Just. Leaving. That. There.
Elaine. The Holler Back Cow.
On the other hand, women haven't really gotten a handle on logic and reason. Still, am interested in finding out what things she realized that would take hitting the bong (with some high grade cheeba, none that scrub Elaine gets). For men.
Another of Elaine's fine TNH squits.
For some strange reason "when I say bitch ass, you say Ho" popped into my mind.
Y'know. That's not the whole of the post...
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... ohhh, Elaine... I guess you agree that you are jel that other people are loved and/or you are a mooch.
"Tell me you're a terminally online NPD case without..."
As Camus once said... "Zut Alors, Ref! He was clearly off side". Elaine will never fully understand that. Women cannot comprehend the off side rule. Even if you use the salt, pepper, brown sauce etc.
Chances Elaine knows that's Bert in that picture? I always saw her more as a Sartre bint.
 
I'm not here to speculate on lidl drip's identity but this post about mimicking and BPD is spot on. Elaine has never had her own identity, all her edgy posturing is a bad replication of women like Isabella Janke, framergirl, or other women she views as competition. Her obsession with Null's speculated exes is also bizarre, and doesn't help her case. A lot of her resentment towards Null is because he clocked her hatred for other women early on in her own thread, she probably took that as another form of rejection. Anyone who reads these threads can see the differences in her treatment of women versus men who are literal chomos. She is violent and malicious towards women she is threatened by, l won't mention them because I know Elaine will post about this on twitter after I log out. The worst offenses she has committed have been towards mothers, which speaks for itself. Elaine has a strained relationship with both parents who have neglected to correct her behavioral issues and drug addiction for years. They don't care that she seeks internet validation from strangers who view her as a circus monkey, but Elaine cares enough to (badly) portray herself as an individual with a balanced social life and career. I think that she lies about being diagnosed with conduct disorder as a minor so that she can say she doesn't have BPD. We know her parents would have never taken her to a shrink as a minor, because they didn't take her to a shrink when she has been actively ruining her life.

Elaine has been obsessed with Null for years and he still rarely acknowledges her existence, which is the best thing anyone in his position could do. Before her obsession with kiwifarms she was a failed influencer faking her wealth. That much has stayed the same with her inconsistent streams with the usual suspects, and her lies about being an exotical Ruskie with ties to the Gertler dynasty.

I do believe that Simon has cut her off, but there is also substantial evidence supporting this theory:
  1. In recent streams, videos, or photos you can see that she is no longer living in the same building she shared with her parents. Maybe her orbiters can weigh in more on this. Does lainey still discourage her mummy's maid from cleaning her soiled mattress?
  2. Elaine made posts on twitter bragging about receiving a few grand on cashapp, at the time I believed it might have been her parents. I recently came across evidence that the money was coming from an orbiter who frequently pops up in this thread. He is no longer sending her money because of another falling out. The last job I know she had was as a barista at some coffee chain. She was never making enough to be independent.
  3. There may be a few gullible posters who believe that she isn't English, or that her name is really Elena and she has Russian heritage. They may even stroke her ego and play along with her MI6 role play, but her current location was doxed with those awful talons she purchased down the street from her flat. Her passport with her full name was posted within the first 10 pages of her kiwifarms thread, and Elaine continues to solidify that her dossier is legitimate with every DM she sends out.
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I'm not here to speculate on lidl drip's identity but this post about mimicking and BPD is spot on. Elaine has never had her own identity, all her edgy posturing is a bad replication of women like Isabella Janke, framergirl, or other women she views as competition. Her obsession with Null's speculated exes is also bizarre, and doesn't help her case. A lot of her resentment towards Null is because he clocked her hatred for other women early on in her own thread, she probably took that as another form of rejection. Anyone who reads these threads can see the differences in her treatment of women versus men who are literal chomos. She is violent and malicious towards women she is threatened by, l won't mention them because I know Elaine will post about this on twitter after I log out. The worst offenses she has committed have been towards mothers, which speaks for itself. Elaine has a strained relationship with both parents who have neglected to correct her behavioral issues and drug addiction for years. They don't care that she seeks internet validation from strangers who view her as a circus monkey, but Elaine cares enough to (badly) portray herself as an individual with a balanced social life and career. I think that she lies about being diagnosed with conduct disorder as a minor so that she can say she doesn't have BPD. We know her parents would have never taken her to a shrink as a minor, because they didn't take her to a shrink when she has been actively ruining her life.

Elaine has been obsessed with Null for years and he still rarely acknowledges her existence, which is the best thing anyone in his position could do. Before her obsession with kiwifarms she was a failed influencer faking her wealth. That much has stayed the same with her inconsistent streams with the usual suspects, and her lies about being an exotical Ruskie with ties to the Gertler dynasty.

I do believe that Simon has cut her off, but there is also substantial evidence supporting this theory:
  1. In recent streams, videos, or photos you can see that she is no longer living in the same building she shared with her parents. Maybe her orbiters can weigh in more on this. Does lainey still discourage her mummy's maid from cleaning her soiled mattress?
  2. Elaine made posts on twitter bragging about receiving a few grand on cashapp, at the time I believed it might have been her parents. I recently came across evidence that the money was coming from an orbiter who frequently pops up in this thread. He is no longer sending her money because of another falling out. The last job I know she had was as a barista at some coffee chain. She was never making enough to be independent.
  3. There may be a few gullible posters who believe that she isn't English, or that her name is really Elena and she has Russian heritage. They may even stroke her ego and play along with her MI6 role play, but her current location was doxed with those awful talons she purchased down the street from her flat. Her passport with her full name was posted within the first 10 pages of her kiwifarms thread, and Elaine continues to solidify that her dossier is legitimate with every DM she sends out.
She's dead like Haru.
 
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I guess Elaine is loli adjacent then. tee and if you will hee.
"Every generation
Blames the one before
And all of their frustrations
Come beating on your door"
Reminder: Mike is also in Genesis
By the time she's 30 (if she makes it), she'll have changed her name to Alan Pacino.
Says Punch Drunk Elaine
Too autistic, luv, too autistic. Y'see, Elaine has spent her whole life being a Violet Beauregarde (not that amount of wealth, just "indulged"), because she was a child. Those days are gone. Now she has to try and con people, who are most likely trying to con her.
No response from Plodz.
Elaine has been stalking lidl on the MH thread and learnt a new word.
It won't. It'll be a paupers cremation. No head stone, just crackle crackle, sweep sweep. Not likely anyone is going to want the ashes. And I see her killing herself as she's trying to put on a jumper or something. Y'know, that sort of thing. Or vape induced stroke.
Cuz saying swooting means it's not a threat. lulz.
Hmmmmm... I'm no Harold Bloom, but that prose is similar to Elaine's own style. Like the "my health issues" squits.
 
Elaine has swapped the skag for pies.
Elaine doesn't mention what "opinions" she considers fan theory. She's a junkie? She's admitted it. She has a personality disorder? Again, she's admitted it.
She's really beating this.
Nah, tbf, women hate women more. In fact, women are generally hated. Lennon thought they were thick and lazy (wrote a song about it, Woman is jig of world, or sumting).
Sophistry. Regardless of the validity of the brooms theory about Sec230, why would he want you on there? Spammy got banned (after providing Kino for the broom), learnt her lesson and just socks anon. Elaine can't do that. C'mon, you know that you just get banned for shitting up forums, don't take it personally. OOooppppzzz. Solopsistic E-lame can't do that.
No. The kwiffar do not think Elaine runs anything, apart from her mouth... too much. Yes. She is being fucked with by discorders. Emp has a channel on YT that will atest to that.
Two cures: Put the fucking device, that is giving you the headache, DOWN. Walk away, get some fresh air. Don't spend hours looking at a screen. OOoooooorrrrr: Benson to the Hedges, mush.
Why would you? @Gays chop chop, your wannabe hag hath spoken.
Elaine, your shit has been out, all over the street, like foxes got at bin bags, like for years. Don't you think that you've brought this on yourself? Because you lie so much, people either think you DID do it, because you are a nutter, or you DIDN'T, but are still a nutter, because you now have to admit that you took a piss on stream, meaning that nobody believes the "deepfake" shit. Like I say... what shit you got left to lose?
And that's two steps nearer to Alan Pacino.
Elaine, you don't speak for everyone, thankfully. It would sound awful, firstly, your voice is like nails (cheap acrylic one's like you got) on a chalkboard, secondly, you're a dunce.
Calm down dear, it's only a YTer. Like you pretended to be, for a bit. Remember that? Nah, it was only briefly, you weren't very good. Is that why you gave it up?
Elaine remembers she used to YT. This is actually a good idea, she wants to attract attention to her channel, start beef with a much bigger YTer. The only problem is: Elaine. I mean, she's cancer, isn't she? People only tune in to troll her, which is eaier to do than with Venti (and that's saying something). How will she cope if even only a fraction of Tom Tom's subs turn up and shit up chat? All those comments about her dad's up hill gardening, and him cutting her off. No doubt, tho, if came to a confrontation between Elaine and lots of other people on the internet, who have her dox, will only end in glorious Elaine victory. That's sarcasm Elaine.
GAAAYYY-MUUURRR GAAAYYYTTTAAHHHH! Hark at it. She's like a dog chasing a car... for clout.
 
You get one more post to prove you're not blaine or you get merged.
Elaine was very mean to me, despite me doing nothing but publicly defend her and privately bully her. All it took was for some scoundrel to tell her I'm fucking Josh (preposterous, any of my real friends know I'm saving myself for @nohull). Whoever started this shitshow with her should honestly be ashamed but I see they're still in here writing essayposts about how they're really WINNING this time

Also no way the unfunny minge guy sent her a bunch of money haha. Unless I'm wrong and it was Empresa but he doesn't look like he can afford much (no offense)
 
Sorry jannies but not sure how to prove that unless you want me to send face? Idk why you guys think I'm Blaine to begin with tbh but if you want to elaborate on that, I can probably clear your doubts
 
Sorry jannies but not sure how to prove that unless you want me to send face? Idk why you guys think I'm Blaine to begin with tbh but if you want to elaborate on that, I can probably clear your doubts

Who asked you to prove who you are? You don't have to violate your privacy to post here.
 
Nigger they started it and told me I only get one more post and then you asked about it too. Yell at yourself for derailing and let your sphincter breathe
 
You know this is the type of squit that gets her accounts nuked. Not the SWAT ones.
Asks for timestamp of broom talking about her. Not obsessed with him. Anymore.
Q: What do men and women having in common?
A: They both hate E-lame.
Get the smelling salts Miss E-lame is 'avin' one of 'er turns. OCD, ASPD, YMCA... sorry, that's her Dad.
Wouldn't be seen dead using mizoginust langwich. Uses the mysognistic term Pick Me Women. Oh E-lame... you do it to yourself to the soundtrack of a certain Radiohead song.
"Tfw the only women calling me BPD have a penis" Ged id rite, yeh? Idz ASPD, not BPD. Tomato/Tomato.
You hate your Dad. Because you are narrow minded and judgemental. And plain mental.
 
Elaine resorts to racism to cope with the bullying. She's like the broom in some ways, isn't she?
Sadly TNH
"Hand that rocks the cradle, rules the world". Take note "primary care givers"
Sure it's not slavishly staring at your phone 24/7?
Surrogate E-daddie Ken. Also: Thas ryte E-lame, everyone is clocking mad duckets off of you! And you ain't getting none of it.
Notice that E-lame didn't mention the most popular... Ash's Playground. Counterpoint: Without Commie Fartms... there would be no need to cover Lidl, or the Kwiffar. Or another counterpoint: If joshy was REALLY about Freedum of Peeech Absoluterism there would be no need.
When did this happen? Does Singh even know who E-lame is?
Then quit Squitter. Am I right?
Suuuuuure, Elaine, yeeeeaaaahh. Chinny, and if you will, reckon.
joshy a BUSINESS man? Is it Terfs he's pandering to?
 
She forgot Gunt. Or did Gunt adopt the broom?
Elaine has been handed her latest narrative.
Nah, prolly the Daddy issues. Innit.
Some confected drama. Hark at MC, a little melodramatic there, buddy.
This again. Elaine, you've admitted to pissing on stream. js.
Discord shit.
In her early to mid 20s, Elaine has, at least, claimed to have chopped a potato and fried it. Not a major claim to fame, but I'm still pressing X.
Elaine upset at someone mocking her phizog.
Sure. Ok Elaine. Whatever gets you through the night. "Immune from consequences forever" is a pretty big statement. Nobody is immune from consequences.
 
War crimes=Making a show of herself on Squitter. Maybe YT. Rest of it... surprisingly on the mark. And the use of nonce promoter Kim Kardasian, cherry on the top.
Keep telling yourself that, Elaine. I was trolling you on Metocuck. You know I've only made fun of you, because you are merely a lolcow. And you can't get enough of it, can you?
 
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