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Little Green Scallion - Gertlersphere Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

Documented individuals who may have a small public presence who are in the Gertlersphere

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Chris shoulda, huh? Elaine has an imaginary flying monkey army...
Elaine admitting she flaggots, and buys followers. And the reason she knows lolcow has CSAM... is cuz she put it there?
Elaine also claims to be fwends with a load of nonces, too. So there's that.
Elaine makes this claim, despite the recorded evidence to the contrary. And anyway, she's still a looney by any other name.
Emp has independently posting thirst pics of weird looking chicks for awhile, and Elaine put her own porn out there, linking it to a minor, and she never had a problem with nonce Graf distributing it...
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Oh dear... E-loon has resorted to AI therapy... It seems like banal sort of analysis, just hinting at the "insecurities", but remember, the nutter who wanted to top the Queen, his AI gf supported him in that.
Elaine getting defensive, there. Over having a nonce janny, distributing porn to minors, not reporting (or endlessly screaming insults at him) Graf, and probably spamming all that CSAM on lolcow.farm.
ANd she's still defensive about being a low iq bpd whore.
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
She didn't mention Metocuck. Poor ol' metoccuck... they always get left out. btw literally more chance of me making more money off of me chanting E-lame has a thing for noncing-sah! to a kraut rock beat (that's an ref to The Fall) than Elaine has grifting off her thread.
Still bitter over Plodwinson, I see...
 

caprisun

Baby Onion
All of her problems would be solved if she literally just applied herself a little bit. I can’t keep up with her anymore it’s some schizo shit everyday + black and white thinking about random Kiwis. It was “I hate lidl drip so much she’s a fat troon whore” but the second someone mildly comes to Elaine’s defense it’s a complete 180. That’s textbook BPD and black and white thinking. I’m sure Null is her favorite person. I don’t understand how she’s so comfortable with being miserable other than the fact that she’s just histrionic and will do anything for attention. Guess I answered my own question but still I can’t wrap my mind around it.

Elaine if you’re reading this I think you would benefit from the gym and a calorie surplus. You could actually flex on your haters if you weren’t so skeletal. Maybe even learn a bit of Russian to keep up the larp.
You hit the nail on the head. The way she talks about Null, lidl, and half the commenters in her threads is textbook splitting BPD behavior. I don't think she is comfortable though, there's a reason why Elaine is addicted to attention and the company of the chomos she keeps. She was never going to be a successful beauty YouTuber or influencer with her fake bags, she couldn't even achieve the level of fraud Lillee Jean did. The only thing that Elaine has been successful at over the past 4 years is ruining her life and coping about her dox and nudes.

An actual Jewish woman once entertained Elaine's larp and it has been confirmed that she doesn't know Hebrew or Russian. Not that the results are surprising.
lol Elaine noticed me. I love that she’s calling me a larper because I called her one. She’s so unoriginal. Post a video of you simply speaking the Russian national anthem and I’ll believe you. Literally say “привет меня зовут Elaine” and I’ll believe you. Should be easy enough. Also Elaine is such a non-Russian name. It’s so pathetic why the fuck would you want to be slavic?
Admitting to being a bong would be much less embarrassing than continuing this awful Russian-Ashkenazi larp. The average 12 year old is a more effective sk1d than Elaine could ever hope to be.
Chris shoulda, huh? Elaine has an imaginary flying monkey army...
Elaine admitting she flaggots, and buys followers. And the reason she knows lolcow has CSAM... is cuz she put it there?
Elaine also claims to be fwends with a load of nonces, too. So there's that.
Elaine makes this claim, despite the recorded evidence to the contrary. And anyway, she's still a looney by any other name.
Emp has independently posting thirst pics of weird looking chicks for awhile, and Elaine put her own porn out there, linking it to a minor, and she never had a problem with nonce Graf distributing it...
Elaine is so big brained she is going to take credit for a (low effort) hack she had absolutely had nothing to do with, which resulted in her own poa.st DMs being leaked. I guess she thinks we've forgot she was catfished multiple times in early 2023 begging for Null to reveal his love for her. Deranged rat.

inb4 she posts another angry rant on twitter threatening to dox more onionbros
 
Reason: "i'm going to dox you blah blah blah"
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Null

Ooperator.
Baby Onion
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Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Pred-dur-turry? You mean Ash? Trying to provoke someone into sending SO-19 round to rag doll her?
Chinny reckon.
See? Elaine has already undermined her own credibility within minutes.

@caprisun Care to make a statement? You clearly caused an hour, at least, of head banging against wall for E-lame there.
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
E-lame still head butting that wall...
Elame spazzes about lolcow.farm some more. Ms Miller reported caprisun to the rozzers, honest guv. Like lawyers (solicitors in Bongland) are involved... how's the battle going, E-lame? You winnin' yet?
Also: Daily? X
More lolcow.farm stuff.
More bint cat fight shit. Pas Ag version.
Yeeeeaaahh. But. Amber still posts on Commie Farms (has unknown socks), and was up in Plodwinson's DMs long before you. WHAT'S THAT ALL ABOUT?
Defend her in public? She doesn't go out in public... the "night club" comment... still seething over Plodwinson?
 

caprisun

Baby Onion
Pred-dur-turry? You mean Ash? Trying to provoke someone into sending SO-19 round to rag doll her?
Chinny reckon.
See? Elaine has already undermined her own credibility within minutes.

@caprisun Care to make a statement? You clearly caused an hour, at least, of head banging against wall for E-lame there.
I can confirm that I am indeed the ooperator of lolcow.farms and 789. I am absolutely terrified and quaking in my boots. There is absolutely no way that Elaine will faildox another random woman for the nth time in a row.

 

caprisun

Baby Onion
Oh based which one are you? The one that sat in vcs with Elaine for 18 hours a day recording her or the one who pretended to be Josh on telegram and discord to catfish her.
LCF admins were based they would pretend to be feminists all while gaslighting and grooming Elaine for content
Hey pisslane can you explain how lcf roasties are behind you being groomed and posting your musty asshole on lolcow.org and onionfarms, when you have admitted to uploading the content yourself? How old was cowboy/Bean when you exposed yourself to him?
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Elaine will faildox another random woman for the nth time in a row.
Just imagine what her Mum goes through, every time someone asked how her daughter is... Women live vicariously through their children. Most of what Mum's say is about their children, and what they do. "So Mrs Pissminge's Mum... WHat's Elaine up to these days?" "Oh, openly associating with nonces, she gave one a spanner..."
gaslighting and grooming Elaine for content
Pressing record is hardly gaslighting, nor grooming. btw Totz not E-lame, what do you think of Elaine giving nonce Graf a pass to spread her pron. What about her sharing it with a minor?
How old was cowboy/Bean when you exposed yourself to him?
Certainly under 18, she was grooming him to gay op Plodwinson. He denied being groomed, but he's a groyper, who thirsted for Venti. He was groomed.
Nobody thinks E-lame is a terrorist, or hacker, and only SWATs by proxy.
That's some BPDin' from Elaine, there. And gives you an idea of how much empty space there is in Elaine's head. Enough room for a Whale.
"Wandering in the chaos the battle has left
We climb up a mountain of human flesh
To a plateau of green grass and green trees full of life
A young figure sits still by a pool
He's been stamped "Human Bacon" by some butchery tool
He is you...
Social Security took care of this lad
We watch in reverence, as Narcissus is turned to a flower
(A flower?)"
Elaine doesn't know her Ancient Bubble Lore, perhaps she should buff up on that.
 
Hey pisslane can you explain how lcf roasties are behind you being groomed and posting your musty asshole on lolcow.org and onionfarms, when you have admitted to uploading the content yourself? How old was cowboy/Bean when you exposed yourself to him?
Woah broski you seem a little agitated. It's alright that beans was better at grooming her than you were. Yes I know it's disappointing since you had to put countless hours of effort into befriending her everyday but don't take it personally. Some women want to talk to a strong man like beans and not a whinging woman who blames the moids for everything.
I'm sure it irks you that Elaine and beans are still friends while she dislikes you but don't worry honey, your find the right person for you one day
 

Nektar Geist

An Onion Among Onions
Some women want to talk to a strong man like beans
Cowboy was a faggy voiced tard. He was one one of Plodwinson's streams. Plus he thirsted for Venti. LIke joshy. I mean, fruity, y'know?
I'm sure it irks you that Elaine and beans are still friends
That just means he's a nonce. Elaine likes to hang out with nonces. I think that's why Plodwinson ghosted her. He's notorious for not researching the cow. He realised she's a nonce fancier and didn't want to be tainted.

tbf, the only taint Plodz is interested in... is PPPs.
I don't understand the lore of what's happening here so I'll just watch.
Daniel is either Elaine, or a nonce simping/sweeping for her. It can only be one of the two.
 
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