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Don't fuck around with an Ostrich
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Gore San
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Deserved
I don't understand why people do the dumbest shit like this and then get surprised by the instant consequences of their actions.
Gore San
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The ostrich has more brain power that the average Muslim.
Gore San
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They can disembowel people with a well placed kick.
Fuck around and find out.
Yeah she's going to want to stay down. Those things are like kangaroos they can fuck you UP.
They look silly but those things can beat the shit out of people, even kill them. I saw a video forever ago on YouTube of a teenager that messed around with an ostrich and got pecked in the head real quick, and it look like he had a black and blue fucking tennis ball on his forehead a few days later.
They look silly but those things can beat the shit out of people, even kill them. I saw a video forever ago on YouTube of a teenager that messed around with an ostrich and got pecked in the head real quick, and it look like he had a black and blue fucking tennis ball on his forehead a few days later.
They are the terror birds. Ostriches, Emus, Cassowaries.
Didn't one of the members of ministry get all messed up on LSD and fuck an ostrich?
Gore San
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They're close enough for modern times, but I'd rather deal with them than a real terror bird.
They certainly live up to their name because they would be terrifying if they were still around. Some things should be extinct and stay that way.
Reason: The moa wouldn't eat you but would basically be like a bigger ostrich.
I love Emu's, I've pet them before.
Ostrich is based af.
The Real Sam Asp Glassen
I fuck MylarBalloons like they are my favorite anime characters.
Hellovan Onion
Agreed
