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Don't fuck around with an Ostrich

The ostrich has more brain power that the average Muslim.
 
They can disembowel people with a well placed kick.
 
Yeah she's going to want to stay down. Those things are like kangaroos they can fuck you UP.


They look silly but those things can beat the shit out of people, even kill them. I saw a video forever ago on YouTube of a teenager that messed around with an ostrich and got pecked in the head real quick, and it look like he had a black and blue fucking tennis ball on his forehead a few days later.
 
Yeah she's going to want to stay down. Those things are like kangaroos they can fuck you UP.


They look silly but those things can beat the shit out of people, even kill them. I saw a video forever ago on YouTube of a teenager that messed around with an ostrich and got pecked in the head real quick, and it look like he had a black and blue fucking tennis ball on his forehead a few days later.
They are the terror birds. Ostriches, Emus, Cassowaries.
 
They are the terror birds. Ostriches, Emus, Cassowaries.
They're close enough for modern times, but I'd rather deal with them than a real terror bird.
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They certainly live up to their name because they would be terrifying if they were still around. Some things should be extinct and stay that way.
 
Reason: The moa wouldn't eat you but would basically be like a bigger ostrich.
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