China News and Drama Despite gay US ban on their phones, Huawei laptop looks awesome

[Jack]

Huawei continues its comeback from U.S. sanctions, unveiling a new laptop with a homegrown OS and AI—and an Intel processor

Huawei is pushing its way back into China’s tech sector with an array of homegrown, high-end products.

fortune.com

Look how gorgeous this motherfucker is. I'm grabbing one in black:

HUAWEI MateBook X Pro 酷睿 Ultra 微绒典藏版 - 华为官网

HUAWEI MateBook X Pro 酷睿 Ultra 微绒典藏版，轻至 980 克微绒金属机身，飞跃线设计，至轻至薄；配备柔性 OLED 原色屏，画面令人惊艳；英特尔®酷睿™ Ultra 9 高性能处理器，繁重任务举重若轻。还有多种 AI 能力，释放你的超能力。

consumer.huawei.com

 

[polonium]

I worked with Huawei engineers on a project and tbqhwy they aren't smart enough to spy. Also their products are garbage, miss me with that Winnie the Pooh shit

 

[Jack]

I worked with Huawei engineers on a project and tbqhwy they aren't smart enough to spy. Also their products are garbage, miss me with that Winnie the Pooh shit

Hey I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.

 

[polonium]

Hey I think I hear a dingo eating your baby.

Nice try gwai lo, the chinese students ate all the dingos ages ago.

 

[Jack]

Nice try gwai lo, the chinese students ate all the dingos ages ago.

Gweilo, not gwai lo you fucking 傻子

 

[polonium]

Gweilo, not gwai lo you fucking 傻子

Bold of you to assume anyone but you is the chink version of a weeabo and cares. If I wanted to get it right it would have been a two second check.

 

[Jack]

Bold of you to assume anyone but you is the chink version of a weeabo

Cheeaboo?

If I wanted to get it right it would have been a two second check.

You purport to have worked with people from Huawei. You think your Mandarin/Cantonese would be more on point if that were true.

 

[Jack]

Back to the topic, that laptop is fucking cherry. Thinner than an anorexic girl, that's the way I like my laptops.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

So only straight people in the US are allowed to buy Huawei phones?

 

[Jack]

So only straight people in the US are allowed to buy Huawei phones?

I think the ban itself is what has sex with other men. Unless the ban is a girl. And in that case it's a lesbian ban.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Huawei devices are crap. I owned one before and it was the worst phone I ever had. They are really scraping the bottom of the honey pot.

 

[Jack]

Huawei devices are crap. I owned one before and it was the worst phone I ever had. They are really scraping the bottom of the honey pot.View attachment 54931

You never owned a Huawei, you're just a faggot shitting up my threads.

Begone, lil edgelord. Thanks for the bump.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I had one back before the whole drama over them being Chinese spyware. It was absolute garbage like all Chinese products. You should order some cooking oil from China though. I hear there is absolutely nothing wrong with it so no need to do further research. Just buy it and use it as a surprise for you imaginary girlfriend to cook with.

 

[Jack]

I had one back before the whole drama over them being Chinese spyware. It was absolute garbage like all Chinese products. You should order some cooking oil from China though. I hear there is absolutely nothing wrong with it so no need to do further research. Just buy it and use it as a surprise for you imaginary girlfriend to cook with.

Is she imaginary or are my kids not going to be white with her or is she a whore?

You have to pick one troll thing and stick to it dude. Consistency is the key.

And you never owned a Huawei product. You're a lying sack of shit. I mean you're a sack of shit regardless, but you're also a liar.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I don't care if you believe me or not because your opinion is irrelevant as your USI. The fact you think the products are good is reason enough to discard you opinion in the trash. I will keep shitting up your thread because it upsets you. Do get that Chinese oil though. It's really good for you. Definitely nothing wrong with it. Drink a whole bottle.

 

[Jack]

You're a lying sack of shit. I don't know why that's funny to say to you but it is. It actually makes me laugh when I say it into my talk to text.

 

[Jack]

This is what I think of your thread.View attachment 54933

You saved a picture of a morbidly obese man's bunghole to your phone to "totally own" another man.

Congratulations?

 

[polonium]

You saved a picture of a morbidly obese man's bunghole to your phone to "totally own" another man.

Congratulations?

Is this your first day on the internet?

 

[Jack]

Is this your first day on the internet?

So is this crimson's alt or do you just carry his water because you're his bitch?

I'm just trying to understand the pecking order here since it's my first day on the internet.

 

[polonium]

So is this crimson's alt or do you just carry his water because you're his bitch?

I'm just trying to understand the pecking order here since it's my first day on the internet.

I think facebook might be more your pace.