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[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

SigSegV has been granted an amnesty. He is out of the tard cage and a regular resident.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Make a cookbook. You could call it 101 Ways to Boil a Burger.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Make a cookbook. You could call it 101 Ways to Boil a Burger.

Thank you for your insight but I have my sights on something more productive.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Who bought one of your stickers dumbfuck

Nobody did

I wasn't selling them in the first place.

 

[Kunikazu Okumura]

Are you trying to cover operating costs and/or make a profit? I'm not judging you if you want to make a profit.

 

[SIGSEGV]

Thank you for your insight but I have my sights on something more productive.

Are you following the DNN model for profit maximization?

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Rather than having separate Elaine and Ashley subforums, I am going to move all the threads into the Internet Public figure forums. All of the threads have been edited with the appropriate prefix so you won't have any problem finding them.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

In reference to me being a party pooper, I am opening up a separate forum called "The Bullshit Forum" under the spergatory. Basically if you want to blow off steam or satisfy your autistic urges with cockvore or OnlyFans spam, you can post it here. If you have a fetish on being an attention whore, you can post here. There are a couple of strings attached: First it does not get out of hand, Second it is available only to Active Members. It is not available to guests or accounts that are listed as dormant.

 

[SIGSEGV]

That's subforum number 1797. How are you going to celebrate when you hit 1800?

 

[Deleted User]

Is an absolute nightmare navigating this site

 

[JewNiggerCock]

How the fuck do you have 4 subforums for Spergatory !?

 

[Gore San]

Mostly containment for SIG and his tranny lover.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I will consolidate more.

 

[Gore San]

If you're open to suggestions maybe a few things like moving the shots fired into the country press and happenings as a sub subforum like the updates and developments is for onionfarms 101.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Ken, you should really listen to your userbase. I don't think anyone wants or needs a paid in-house """journalist""" and there's no reason to create subforums for hyper specific topics. That what threads are for.
Like why is there a subforum for Nigeria? I don't see why anyone would care about that place (other to reminisce about the 419Eaters) and based on the engagement it gets, no one does.
Not trying to be a dick but your userbase is way too small to alienate them. Without engaged users this would just be a Djibouti blog no one would read

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

•Yes, create a True and Honest equivalent.
•Solicit donations using something other than PayPal since no one is going to want to dox themselves to you for forum flair. Personally I'd appreciate the use of Monero since it doesn't have a publicly available blockchain ledger, unlike Bitcoin.
•No gay shit please. The butthole pride flag isn't the blood over the doorway for Passover that it used to be and actual homosexuals are increasingly aware of and annoyed by cynical attempts to pander to them or use them as a shield.
Alternatively, get cartoonish with it and just make a set of Onion Farms branded dilators. I'd certainly have a laugh everytime I saw it on my sperg shrine, nestled amongst my RalphaRelics and such
•I'd probably be interested in a shirt if it wasn't designed by you (nothing personal) and was fulfilled through a known third-party company I can trust with my data.
•Instead of commissioning art from a third-party, consider making it a community event. Make it a contest to choose the best design and offer profit sharing as a prize.
•Bear computer stickers!

 

[Autischen]

•Bear computer stickers!

Buffalo Cube stickers

 

[Gore San]

Or on second thought maybe you could move the country specific ones in the country press happening forum as subforums instead sort of like this one is in this forum.

We could move a few posts to shots fired to give it more attention. Or if there isn't a Ukraine vs Russia war general thread yet i could make one. Maybe a mass shooter general as well. It could use a few more posts is all I'm saying. I'll try and figure some out to make regardless.

Idk I was just making a few suggestions if you were open to them since you were making changes anyway. I still like things as they are too, so either way is fine by me. Just do what you think is best. However you change it everyone will get used to it eventually.

 

[Gore San]

Just a question, but are normal users normally not allowed to post in spergatory? Or are all the threads locked by default until otherwise unlocked? I was In a group with a containment area called spergatory and it worked a little different. The problem users were locked in it to be made fun of by normal users. If that's not how it works it would be a funny idea for the bullshit forum part of spergatory to have the ability to make fun of users locked in it who can only post in the containment area to save the rest of the members headache while still being able to laugh at them for being retards where it won't bother anyone else.

I'm asking because I don't have permission to post in the bullshit forum and if the idea was containment to post without bothering others then it might need some ironing out. Not sure if you have to ask for threads to be unlocked or if you have to ask to be able to post there but it looks like it was supposed to be different than just locked threads.

If there needs to be a role or something then maybe as a counter to sperg cage resident being containment there could be sperg cage handlers or something as opt in.

 

[polonium]

•Yes, create a True and Honest equivalent.

Forum's not big enough to have an inner clique. If you're that desperate for a private gossip circle just create a PM chain with the other two users.

•Solicit donations using something other than PayPal since no one is going to want to dox themselves to you for forum flair. Personally I'd appreciate the use of Monero since it doesn't have a publicly available blockchain ledger, unlike Bitcoin.

Probably not a bad idea

•No gay shit please. The butthole pride flag isn't the blood over the doorway for Passover that it used to be and actual homosexuals are increasingly aware of and annoyed by cynical attempts to pander to them or use them as a shield.

Agreed

Alternatively, get cartoonish with it and just make a set of Onion Farms branded dilators. I'd certainly have a laugh everytime I saw it on my sperg shrine, nestled amongst my RalphaRelics and such

Probably end up unironically the best selling merch

•I'd probably be interested in a shirt if it wasn't designed by you (nothing personal) and was fulfilled through a known third-party company I can trust with my data.

I hope this is a joke

•Instead of commissioning art from a third-party, consider making it a community event. Make it a contest to choose the best design and offer profit sharing as a prize.

Gay

•Bear computer stickers!

Memes are like farts because the harder you're pushing it the more likely it is that it turns out to be shit.