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Ken's announcements can be found here concerning the onionverse
Apparently there are a lot of concerns about the migration enough to modify the issue of migrating.

The Onionfarms.com site will stay Xenforo and it will stay lolcow. Do exactly what you are doing now.

Onionfarms.net will convert to MyBB and gravitate towards being more political and family friendly.
 
A lot of you have probably wondered about my ex-wife. After giving this some thought, I decided to open up.

My ex (Sophia) was originally from Taiwan who came to the United States after living for a while in Panama. After I graduated from North Kingstown Senior High School in 79, I went to college out of state at Jefferson State Community College in Birmingham, Alabama originally to major in City Planning. After a little over a year, I transferred to the University of Southern Mississippi in Hattiesburg, in 1981. It was here I met Sophia at a school dance. I went for a few years to USM but did not graduate and dropped out. We got married in 1984 on Christmas Eve (at the time I was 24).

We were married for about 8 ½ years but the marriage just didn’t work out. Looking back, I think both of us just weren’t ready to get married. We did not have any kids. I divorced on the grounds of irreconcilable differences. It was a no-fault divorce and the divorce proceedings took about maybe 5 or 10 minutes. No, it was not simply to get a green card.

I wanted to clear the air on a few things:

No. I have never done time in a correctional facility (prison or jail)

No. Islam never entered into the marriage. I got divorced in 1992-1993. I converted around 2010 when I was 50.

No. I have never been in a relationship with a transgendered individual. During the time I was married, Facebook, Twitter and other social media did not yet exist. During the time I was married, I was in the jewelry field as a gemologist and also as a jeweler. After I left USM, I went to the Gemological Institute of America and got my GG (Graduate Gemologist Certificate). I did not have the eye-hand coordination for the jewelry repair.

Why do I do better as a home health aide? When it comes to social skills, I would probably say that people on the autism spectrum do better one on one rather than in large settings with complex social situations. I hope this clears up a few things you may have wondered about.
 
I didn't know you were actually autistic. I still don't know why you won't grant my simple request to remove my name from the site. I don't want associations with kiwifarms or any offshoot, both because I find the culture morally deplorable and because I have a storied history with stalkers from the alt-right. I would be far less abrasive if you weren't being a weird dickhead about this.
I am consulting with staff on this issue right now.
 
I didn't know you were actually autistic. I still don't know why you won't grant my simple request to remove my name from the site. I don't want associations with kiwifarms or any offshoot, both because I find the culture morally deplorable and because I have a storied history with stalkers from the alt-right. I would be far less abrasive if you weren't being a weird dickhead about this.
because you brings traffic, without you this site is just KF gossiping, along with occasional KF rapefugees who try to spread their racist/transphobic bullshit here.
 
This asserts I bring traffic and make content on my present account
No. We post regardless of what nutty shit you post. However, if you stopped posting here, no one would give a fuck, or ever mention it.
That's why I think the autistic 65 year old man who runs this place (bless his heart) should honor my simple request if he wants the good stuff to keep coming
Good stuff? I personally think that you should own up to the lies you've told, and the mistakes you've made. Not for me, I wouldn't get anything out of it, but you would be better off. (Really? Good Stuff? You're a bigot on a level with the Nation of Islam. You are borderline educationally subnormal. Insufferably smug. And fat.

I dare you Ash, in fact I double fucking dare you, to go on a skitzo posting strike. Don't post here for a week. See what happen to the site.
 
I honestly don't read anything you post
Clearly, but then you don't get to comment on it if you don't. Do you, retard?
looks like psychotic word salad
Because you are an illiterate bint. And a compulsive liar.
I'm going to assume you were so terrible you got kicked off kiwi farms in spite of wanting to belong there.
You're a danger to yourself and the people around you. Luckily you are so stupid, you dox'd yourself. So the ENTIRE WORLD KNOWS WHAT A VILE, MORONIC CUNT YOU ARE. Last bit was allcaps, because I know you have problems reading past a 1st grade level.

Oh, and I got banned for pointing out joshy is the biggest (and nonceist of all cows). He doesn't like that. You're a nonce too, aren't you?
 
No I explicitly asked for any doxxing information to be removed, dumbass.
Then why are you constantly @'ing people? Retard. There is no purpose served, you posting here, other than to draw attention (that your husband doesn't give you) to yourself.
You're the one who started interacting with me not the other way around.
It's a public forum, short bus, if you have a problem with that: STOP USING THE FORUM. People will soon forget about you, no matter how much that hurts your malignant ego.
 
Lol you seem mad
Mad? As in compulsively lying? Like you do? Skitzo posting? Like you do? Or "Mad" as in "I know what a useless, dishonest and bigoted you are"? Oh, right, the booze has made you so retarded, you don't have the cognitive skills to realise this. Ask your "husband". When he gets back from the Glory Hole. See? If you don't like people being rude to you, DON'T BE RUDE TO OTHER PEOPLE.
The reason I keep @ing people (who aren't you) is because they're criminal scum
Then drop a dime on them. Also: Cyber stalking is a crime. That's what you do. You're no different from joshy, are you? Rhetorical question.
 
it looks like psychotic word salad

If Ashley knows anything, it's psychotic word salad!

I dare you Ash, in fact I double fucking dare you, to go on a skitzo posting strike. Don't post here for a week. See what happen to the site.

Fun fact: when Ashley got banned and her very own thread on kiwi farms got closed, all Ashley-related posting stopped pretty much instantly. She has zero self-control, however (that's why she's an obese binge-drinker and amateur mukbanger who tells internet nazis how much her husband likes sticking things up his butt), so she couldn't leave well enough alone and she started creating sock account after sock account to harass the posters she hates. That behavior got her thread reopened and another couple hundred pages of insults and fat jokes added. You might ask how this is Ashley winning, and that would be a very good question.

Karl can you give me any recommends for lumpy aggrevating metal bands in New Orleans that made you deaf in 1990? Bonus if they were racist and all the members overdosed.

You always seem so upset that I grew up in a fun, vibrant, cosmopolitan city while you grew up in a backwoods hicksville (home to one one of Medger Ever's murderers), where cows outnumbered humans. Why is that, exactly?

The reason I keep @ing people (who aren't you) is because they're criminal scum.

Lmao, I haven't broken any laws by calling you a fat lunatic. You know what's actually against the law? Calling in false CPS complaints and harassing senior citizens by phone. Both of which you've gleefully done and boasted about.
 
Ashley's current mental state:

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Having circus-level mental problems about the existence of transpeople
Look at it this way... Transpeople don't exist. There isn't transpeople. There are people with cognitive problems that believe they aren't the sex they are. There are people who are so self loathing, that they mutilate their bodies. But, there are NO people who can change their chromosome grouping. This is a fact.
 
Here is the deal with Onionfarms.net:
I ended the contract with the person I was using for the forum migration and hired someone else. This person is actually a little cheaper and has stated he has more experience in forum migration (i.e.Xenforo to MyBB). I hope this is the case.


Once we get this settled we can move forward to the next phase.
  • Onionfarms.net will be geared more towards geopolitical drama. The forum will be culled so it is more age appropriate for general audiences. As for the "woods" (i.e. Bollywood, Nollywood, etc) probably both forums.
  • This forum will be more heavily moderated than Onionfarms.com How heavily moderated? How heavily? Well... If we want to showcase the forum on the MyBB community at some future point here are the rules:
It is probably a reasonable guess that a significant part of the lolcow content on Onionfarms.com won't cut the mustard.
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Onionfarms.com is going to stay right where it is.
Other possibilities that I want to look into

A Movie Night
A wiki(s) both for Onionfarms.com and Onionfarms.net





 
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