I thought I was a water nymph when I was a kid but then I realized I am a human being. Still pretty bummed about that.
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Jack
No I'm pretty sure you're a water nymph.
Do you like water?
See? There ya go. I'm on the CASE.
K
kiwifails
Explaining yourself to your enemies is like trying to give a pig a bath - it's a waste of time, and you'll both end up covered in shit. Ken you don't owe them an explanation for anything....
J
Jack
FUCK them. They got diagnosed with GAY.
Always remember that an insult is only worth as much as the person insulting you, and since they are worthless so was the insult.
Long ago I swore I was an impact gun but I turned out to be a drill!
J
Jack
Turns out you're a gimmick account trapped in some fag's body
K
kiwifails
Reason: Get it drill screws 🪛
Sorry that's my vpn
This is a first (visitor statistics ) from Turkmenistan
J
Jack
Well it's about goddamn TIME, Turkmenistan!
This surprised me because Turkmenistan is a heavily authoritarian country that is just about on the same level as North Korea.
Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
Probably checking if we're talking shit about them so they know if they need to block the site in their country.
Yeah, that's what I was kind of thinking as well.
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
When people complain about the USA, remember that if it wasn't for the Brits BTFOing those "Indigenous" Steppe Wankers, America would be Turkmenistan right now.
J
Jack
I am going through with partially flattening onionfarms with mergers. I know I probably deleted some brooms with the merger. If you were inadvertently demodded or you would like a crack at being a local broom, go ahead and DM @kiwifails if it's okay by them, it's okay by me.
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Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
(gets automatically rejected)
J
Jack
Oh good lord no. My wife doesn't even allow me to use scissors anymore.
On an unrelated note did you know that opening up an unlicensed dog salon in your house is a crime that you get a $5,000 fine for?
On an unrelated note did you know that opening up an unlicensed dog salon in your house is a crime that you get a $5,000 fine for?
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Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
So is selling cars you fix yourself if you do more than a certain amount per year without a dealers license. Typically around 4 or 5 per year depending on the state. Land of the free my ass. "Oi mate you go' a loicense for tha' loicense?"
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Another question: Is there such a thing as cruelty to automobiles? Because there is such a thing as cruelty to dogs (it's called Chinese culture).
Put it this way, would you stick your kid in a daycare with completely unregistered staff?
