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Josh was so real when he wrote this lol.

I also kind of wished/thought of what my life would be like I was a girl but never so bad that I would ever go through the humiliation ritual that is trooning out, nor try to delude myself into thinking I was one.

I just accept being a #senstiveyoungman.

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I'm actually really excited about applying to jobs and being able to move out of my parents house soon.

I've applied to like ten jobs today and since the minimum wage in Nebraska increased to $15 an hour recently, it's only less time until I'll be able to move out.
 
I asked ChatGPT to make a top ten bear hammer post lists, this is what it gave me.


Here are 10 standout Bear Hammer posts from the thread (picked for being especially โ€œon-brandโ€ or revealing), with the post # and date:





  1. #1 (Dec 3, 2025) โ€” โ€œThis is my blog now.โ€
    He kicks it off as a personal diary thread and invites people to comment/advice, setting the tone of โ€œlivejournal but meaner.โ€
  2. #3 (Dec 3, 2025) โ€” The โ€œpoison breakfastโ€ post.
    A very mundane-but-real snapshot: junk-food + energy drink breakfast because heโ€™d rather sleep than cook before work.
  3. #5 (Dec 3, 2025) โ€” His definition of โ€œintelligence.โ€
    The signature edgy aphorism: intelligence = โ€œgetting what you want,โ€ framed in a deliberately insulting way.
  4. #6 (Dec 3, 2025) โ€” โ€œUtopias are liesโ€ game-theory rant.
    He does a mini worldview essay about sociopaths, society, and why โ€œevil persistsโ€โ€”one of his clearest โ€œphilosophy postingโ€ moments.
  5. #64 (Dec 8, 2025) โ€” The stepdad blow-up.
    A blunt, angry one-liner ranting about his stepdad being weakโ€”pure vent-posting and a recurring chip-on-shoulder theme.
  6. #67 (Dec 8, 2025) โ€” Brief moment of grudging softening.
    He describes a coworker he usually talks about negatively helping him at work, then admits โ€œmaybe they arenโ€™t so badโ€ (a rare crack in the hardline persona).
  7. #70 (Dec 9, 2025) โ€” The โ€œanime after 17โ€ take + self-mockery.
    He argues it gets harder to justify anime/manga as you get older (fanservice, high school settings), then sarcastically mocks people โ€œtalking about himโ€ elsewhere online.
  8. #72 (Dec 9, 2025) โ€” โ€œTanks are cool.โ€
    A simple but very Bear Hammer-style romanticization of old-school warfare hardware.
  9. #115 (Dec 13, 2025) โ€” The dox/harassment update.
    He claims someone is trying to dox him, says theyโ€™ve gotten โ€œnothing,โ€ and frames it as mostly harassment rather than a real threat.
  10. #680 (Jan 19, 2026) โ€” The โ€œinternet taught me wrongโ€ sex anecdote.
    He admits he copied a rough behavior because he believed (from online talk) thatโ€™s what was expectedโ€”one of the most revealing posts about how online brain + real life collide for him.
 
>asking a pedo lolcow to go on a podcast to talk to him for the sake of making entertaining content
>"OMG YOU ARE A HECKIN COWTIPPER GO KILL YOURSELF NOW!!! (even though null did the SAME EXACT THING with Tommy tooter)"
>openly admitting to sending Mormons to someone's house and threatening to contact their family
>"not cowtipping, nor even a-logging!"
 
OMG GAIS, JOSH MOON JUST INVITED THIS PROVEN PEDOPHILE AND DOG RAPIST ON HIS PODCAST FOR ENTERTAINMENT

HES HECKIN COW TIPPING, BURN HIM AT THE STAKES, BAN HIM NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW

 
I remember when my first girlfriend really wanted me to see her bloody pad for some reason.

Like sorry bitch, I don't love you enough to actually be that obsessed with you.

Like I don't know why women were so weird about their periods back then.

To me, it's like if I wiped my ass and wanted to show people my shit smeer I left on it.

Like it's technically 'normal' but that doesn't mean I want to see it lol.
I want to make a period blood sausage or some kinda Nordic blood bread with you know what. Just for kicks.
 
I'm actually really excited about applying to jobs and being able to move out of my parents house soon.

I've applied to like ten jobs today and since the minimum wage in Nebraska increased to $15 an hour recently, it's only less time until I'll be able to move out.
The job market is fucked everywhere you go. Best of luck bro. In my area the DMV is so understaffed they only open two days a week. So maybe that's the ticket until I can find a trade job I resonate with.
 
God men like this really annoy me, what a retard.

You can see toddler toys on the floor so he was probably throwing this spergout with children in the home.

Wonder what else he did if he's willing to punch a window to try to intimidate a woman.

This guy reminds me of my stepdad and this unironically seems like something he would do during a sissy fit lol.

 
I've been teaching myself how to program, and I can definitely feel the skill gap.

You have to be hyper specific with almost everything you want your code to do.

I can see why Josh procrastinates make sneedforo because programming is such a pain in the ass.
 
I want to make a period blood sausage or some kinda Nordic blood bread with you know what. Just for kicks.
You know that would be based with menstrual fluid was just blood.

You do realize that you would also be eating bits of tissue and mucus tho, right?
 
I'm just a heckin silly lil bean on the Internet and I am being heckin bullied for it.

This is a good reason to take people's freedom of speech away.
 

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