Freeze Peach 🍑 𝖡𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝖧𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀 ʕ ● ᴥ ●ʔ

[Bear Hammer]

Foid foid go away rape my life another day

 

[Bear Hammer]

Goynip only gives you schizophrenia if you are high IQ, it just sedates you if you are a midwit.

Explains 90% of stoners.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Josh was so real when he wrote this lol.

I also kind of wished/thought of what my life would be like I was a girl but never so bad that I would ever go through the humiliation ritual that is trooning out, nor try to delude myself into thinking I was one.

I just accept being a #senstiveyoungman.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I'm actually really excited about applying to jobs and being able to move out of my parents house soon.

I've applied to like ten jobs today and since the minimum wage in Nebraska increased to $15 an hour recently, it's only less time until I'll be able to move out.

 

[Bear Hammer]

None of the girls in my state are even remotely attractive.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I asked ChatGPT to make a top ten bear hammer post lists, this is what it gave me.

---

Here are 10 standout Bear Hammer posts from the thread (picked for being especially “on-brand” or revealing), with the post # and date:

1. #1 (Dec 3, 2025) — “This is my blog now.”
   He kicks it off as a personal diary thread and invites people to comment/advice, setting the tone of “livejournal but meaner.”
2. #3 (Dec 3, 2025) — The “poison breakfast” post.
   A very mundane-but-real snapshot: junk-food + energy drink breakfast because he’d rather sleep than cook before work.
3. #5 (Dec 3, 2025) — His definition of “intelligence.”
   The signature edgy aphorism: intelligence = “getting what you want,” framed in a deliberately insulting way.
4. #6 (Dec 3, 2025) — “Utopias are lies” game-theory rant.
   He does a mini worldview essay about sociopaths, society, and why “evil persists”—one of his clearest “philosophy posting” moments.
5. #64 (Dec 8, 2025) — The stepdad blow-up.
   A blunt, angry one-liner ranting about his stepdad being weak—pure vent-posting and a recurring chip-on-shoulder theme.
6. #67 (Dec 8, 2025) — Brief moment of grudging softening.
   He describes a coworker he usually talks about negatively helping him at work, then admits “maybe they aren’t so bad” (a rare crack in the hardline persona).
7. #70 (Dec 9, 2025) — The “anime after 17” take + self-mockery.
   He argues it gets harder to justify anime/manga as you get older (fanservice, high school settings), then sarcastically mocks people “talking about him” elsewhere online.
8. #72 (Dec 9, 2025) — “Tanks are cool.”
   A simple but very Bear Hammer-style romanticization of old-school warfare hardware.
9. #115 (Dec 13, 2025) — The dox/harassment update.
   He claims someone is trying to dox him, says they’ve gotten “nothing,” and frames it as mostly harassment rather than a real threat.
10. #680 (Jan 19, 2026) — The “internet taught me wrong” sex anecdote.
    He admits he copied a rough behavior because he believed (from online talk) that’s what was expected—one of the most revealing posts about how online brain + real life collide for him.

 

[IKOL]

Nebraska

 

[Bear Hammer]

View attachment 106737

It's been in my profile that I am from Nebraska for a while bro.

I have been open about that for a while.

 

[Bear Hammer]

>asking a pedo lolcow to go on a podcast to talk to him for the sake of making entertaining content
>"OMG YOU ARE A HECKIN COWTIPPER GO KILL YOURSELF NOW!!! (even though null did the SAME EXACT THING with Tommy tooter)"
>openly admitting to sending Mormons to someone's house and threatening to contact their family
>"not cowtipping, nor even a-logging!"

 

[Bear Hammer]

OMG GAIS, JOSH MOON JUST INVITED THIS PROVEN PEDOPHILE AND DOG RAPIST ON HIS PODCAST FOR ENTERTAINMENT

HES HECKIN COW TIPPING, BURN HIM AT THE STAKES, BAN HIM NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW