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Years of deranged schizoposting. Autistic lolicon amputee fetishist pedophile. self-doxxing OPSEC trainwreck, terminally online freak, tranny space-denier, hacker LARPer, clown rape roleplayer, serial meltdown machine.
He is also being gang banged by Ruben sim and his fans in the comments

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Congratz Alex now you're both kiwi laughing stock and Ruben' errand boyz' crew main target for shits and giggles.

GLORIOUS SUCCESS, ALEX. GLORIOUS SUCCESS.
Just can't help yourself to keep out from shit like this, do ya?
 
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We should petition ken to change his username to Alex Hogendork and make his custom title limbless molester with this as his pfp

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Reason: His signature could be the Yu-Gi-Oh card.
@Onion Null could you maybe change @BittersweetSymphony's profile to his real name (Alex Hogendorp) and a picture of his face like you did with Ashley?
Simply put: The Answer is no. Ashley poses a genuine threat. This is just a shit-flinging contest. I would recommend that you both put each other on ignore and be done with it.
 
It's interesting that Alex believes Ruben Sim is a pedophile because of a meme drawing he did years ago, but Alex's collection of armless loli art is perfectly normal.
 
Simply put: The Answer is no. Ashley poses a genuine threat. This is just a shit-flinging contest. I would recommend that you both put each other on ignore and be done with it.
Alex Hogendork is actually a danger to children because he wants to fuck armless children and has badly drawn them sexually, you can see it on his thread and if people under 18 post here it should be known he is a groomer. The whole point of having that lolcow here is to make fun of him otherwise he should just be banned. Ignoring him defeats the purpose of keeping him around as a punching bag.
 
Reason: Alex is actually more of a threat than Ashley in this regard because he is a child predator and Ashley is just a bitter old angry sperg. Gunt guarding him AND keeping him around makes the site looks like it supports what he does.
She's literally just a low iq fat woman.
She can't do shit. Too poor to travel can't own firearms and is an obese woman who can be easily overpowered. Stress from over exertion will give her a stroke or heart attack.
 
Reason: Cryaxx can probably beat her up.
How a half-sentient blob or lard can be dangerous, saar? That's utter nonsense!
She can't dox or even properly use doxes that already exist. She will never be able to get anyone fired because she's too retarded and too much of a sperg. She can't get the site shut down for the same reason, too retarded.
 
Reason: She's only dangerous to herself because she will eventually mess with the wrong person who will show up to her house and put her in the obituaries.
Note that if he does that. I will give away the account to random strangers to get it compromised like I did with Kiwi Farms.
If you do that a mod or admin can log in and reset the password and then we can make it look like you say worse things than you already do. Glowfag visit bad.
 
Reason: On a verified account. So feds can knock on your door for kidnapping threats or something. After they see it's your account. Hypothetically.
Alex Hogendork is actually a danger to children because he wants to fuck armless children and has badly drawn them sexually, you can see it on his thread and if people under 18 post here it should be known he is a groomer. The whole point of having that lolcow here is to make fun of him otherwise he should just be banned. Ignoring him defeats the purpose of keeping him around as a punching bag.
Except for a couple of things you overlooked:

1. The age for universal access is 17 (16 for restricted access - celebrity gossip). Pedophiles aren't interested in mature teenagers. They are sexually attracted towards children (i.e. <13). This is why they are called pedophiles. Yes, I've seen the drawings but this just isn't the type of environment that young children would gravitate to.

2. I am assuming that when you are referring to "Groomers" you are referring to people who would try to troll other forum members sexually & try to hoodwink them into things such as sending nude pics of themselves. Grooming of this sort is more based on gullibility than it is on age. Is it possible that we could run into "764 types" here trying to engage in "grooming"? Yes I am sure it is but it is much more likely on channels such as Discord or Telegram than here.

3. Ashley is much more of a concern because not only has she repeatedly been obsessed with coming back on multiple sock puppets, she has shown a tendency to carry this IRL (i.e. calling my sister, harassing the company I work with, wanting to get my licensed revoked, expressing a desire that I should have somehow be "punished"(locked up, chemically castrated and so forth).
None of the behaviors that I have mentioned about Ashley have been have observed with Bittersweet Symphony. I'm, not saying that drawing armless and legless drawings on DeviantArt isn't going to raise eyebrows, but if I am concerned about genuine threats by unbalanced people, it's probably better to go on concrete evidence rather than speculation.
 
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