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I'd love to hear more about this. Sorry if its something you've already gone into detail about but do you mind repeating it/linking to an appropriate post?
So I thought of another obvious one, and I gave people a day to see if anyone else wanted to say it first:
WAY #2 - They literally have a version of Karma Farming. Indeed I recall being told by Kiwis that this was implemented specifically to appease people who had come to KF from Reddit...
There's a Twitter post that has become a meme recently: "It's amazing how much leftist discourse is just them pretending not to understand things, thus making discourse impossible."
You could replace "Leftist" with "Kiwi" and it would be just as accurate.
Though personally I don't think...
I'm reminded of this exchange I had once.
Dude is claiming that having heard the name "Lily" before, makes you a fag. Even in context I can see no other way to interpret this post. Keep in mind I was referencing Lily Orchard, who KF has a topic about... so by his retard logic, Kiwifarms makes...
So I'm guessing "science" means something different in Kiwi-land?
@TheCIAGlowsInTheDark Yeah I've long thought this is why Japanese media breaks a lot of people's brains on either side of the political autism spectrum--because Japan is doing its own thing, a lot of people don't know how to...
I'm just nitpicking here but Vivian wasn't trans originally. Her mother/sisters were abusive and would call her "boy-like" as an insult. Wokescolds--as they often do--ignored the larger context and took these statements at face value so they could claim a character was trans.
As for Birdo...
Yeah, I'm making another "listing similarities between KF and this other oft-criticized thing" topic.
It might be an unfair comparison. Most of the time you hear about Reddit sucking, its specifically the more political subs that people are talking about. With Kiwifarms on the other hand, the...
22. When debating anything where Kiwis are clearly wrong, both Kiwis and SJWs have a go-to tactic of "pretend the subject is something else."
Take for example this topic where I call them out on their Jack Thompson logic... and they immediately pivot to talking about propaganda. See, they know...
Here's one I'm surprised I didn't mention earlier:
21. Both seem intent on infiltrating mediums, fandoms, and otherwise spheres of influence that actually, they don't like all that much. It occured to me earlier today that when asked, Kiwis will bitch about how woke localizers ruin anime and...
So I was looking over the Kiwi Tropes and Kiwis are like SJWs thing and was wondering:
The one thing Kiwis have yet to do that would complete the transition (heh)... is if they start redefining words.
I don't mean just using words wrong (which they do), but rather... you know how SJWs insist...
Both of these are true, and I've always thought there's a third reason as well: A lot of Kiwis are themselves heavily into porn, possibly even a lot of the really evil stuff they get onto other people for (like lolicon). I've said before, a lot of them seem to know way too much about that...
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/should-all-old-dead-lolcow-threads-be-remade-and-or-removed.236148/#post-23348711
Dude legit thinks that Kiwifarms having lots of threads is the reason it sometimes fails to load.
This is more or less a rephrasing of an earlier point, but:
19. Flip-flopping, inconsistent beliefs. While some of this can be down to "they're not a hive mind," as a group neither SJWs nor Kiwis seem to have any actual persistent beliefs. When its convenient for them, a point they've been...
So offline I had been working on a rewrite but honestly, I tend to not like rewrites because whenever I do them, I end up feeling like the original version was better.
However, in those offline rewrites I introduce some extra points not here.
Here's some I'll transfer over before sleeping...
Weirdly I just thought of a new one:
15. Both SJWs and Kiwis believe in media being "coded." SJWs would say characters are "gay coded" meanwhile Kiwis list a whole bunch of different "codings" things can have.
This especially stands out to me as I recall Kiwis used to say the whole concept...
I'm thinking of doing a rewrite/version 2 of this whole list (too bad you can't edit the OP) but for now I'll just throw in the following:
13. The tendency to resort to labels in lieu of actual discussion. Disagree with a Kiwi and expect to be called a pedo, troon, media addict, or a litany...
Thought of a new one.
12. Both are harmful to their own stated positions. One of the biggest "accomplishments" of SJWs was that their push against racists and Nazis actually succeeded in creating more actual racists and Nazis. With Kiwis, what I've most experienced is that they actually...
I finally realized what @SpaceStationRubber was getting at.
11. Both SJWs and Kiwis have a tendency towards "rules for thee, but not for me." They will expound at length about things other sites do that are so bad and wrong, and then turn around and do exactly the things they're calling out...
I'm guessing you're referring to how being sexually degenerate is bad when the other side does it, but is always turned a blind eye towards among their own members?
Thanks. Not only is this true but it actually reminded me of a greater point.
10. The Sex Obsession. SJWs were obsessed with sex (we all remember how often they would drag people's nether regions into pretty much any discussion), and so are Kiwis--note how much of their moralfinagling...
1. No concept of gray or nuance. You either agree with every take, no matter how deranged, or you're immediately assumed to be taking HRT. You don't agree with some idiot's theory that black people are basically the real-life version of the Kender from Dragonlance (a race that realistically...
True, I forgot about that.
What I was getting at though is that at least "what are your pronouns" is something that really does specifically pigeonhole your creation, not only to a specific timeframe but also to a specific--and controversial--ideology.
By contrast, calling a game "woke" or...
Sorry for the doublepost.
What Once Was Normal Is Now Woke
To be honest you could make a variation of this for a lot of groups and political leanings, but this is the Kiwi Tropes thread, so I'll give the Kiwi slant.
Essentially, things have gotten so polarized that things which were once...
I see your edit reason but... considering neither ssjness nor ishtar have been mentioned in this thread and my name is explicitly in the title, I think assuming you were talking about me is pretty reasonable.
Especially Kiwis who, as myself and others have documented, are not the most intelligent bunch.
Andy are you goofing on Elvis (hey baby!)
Are we losing touch?
If you believe
They put a man in the moon (man in the moon!)
If you believe
There's nothing up their sleeve
and nothing's taboo...
Name Something That WON'T Cause X
Whenever you're in a community that has an obsession with people turning into X (where X is "something bad") one question you should always ask is "name something that won't cause X."
For example, among Social Justice communities, ask "what's something that...
Apparently I accidentally outed what my OnionFarms name was on Kiwi Farms.
Thing is I kinda was under the impression that people already knew. I was already far-from-subtle about it.
"Hmmm, this nobodyworthwhile guy keeps linking to topics this Skykiii feller was in and has basically the same...
Ummm.... what's the actual question here? The Ethics of what now? Goofing?
This guy doesn't look like an Ethical role model.
What about the Ethics of someone else?
I sometimes wonder if Kiwis even know what "Normal" is.
It's funny but I've seen Kiwis go back and forth on this. Sometimes they say "Normal people think ____" but then other times they're derisive about "normies" and how stupid "normies" are.
It's like... some Kiwis know they're not normal...
MATI
Short for "Mad At The Internet," also represented as a sticker of a top hat on the Kiwi forums.
The intended meaning is to tell someone that they're being irrationally angry at something online. However, the reality is that Kiwis really aren't good at reading people and will see pretty...
Kiwis Love to LARP
LARP, short for "Live Action Role Play," originated as a term within the tabletop roleplaying hobby. It was when people wanted to not just sit at a table and pretend to be knights and wizards, but actually dress up as those characters and explore actual environments.... sort...
Sigh.... so, sorry if I sound like a moral busybody but I feel like I have egg on my face bitching about overuse of slurs, then one shows up just a post later. Couldn't you have said "Trump Pets?" That would have gotten points for being a pun.
................................
Anyway, more...
Honestly, they wouldn't even make him promise anything.
Actually I might as well make that an entry:
Hitler
[acknowledgement for the fact I'm borrowing from a post in the KF General thread]
Adolf Hitler, who holds the title of "History's Most Famous Monster" and who most of the world holds up...
This would be ideal. I'm starting to envision this topic as something I might show to people who don't know much about Kiwis so it might also be good to assume that anyone reading only knows the most surface-level info on Kiwi Farms.
By the way, I've been wondering if we should do "Trope"...
Yeah actually you do. I've never quite understood that name.
On that note:
Porn
As you said, Kiwis are obsessed with banning it (despite more than likely consuming large amounts of it themselves, as demonstrated by their freaky knowledge of porn content, labels, and fetishes). However, they...
I was having trouble sleeping and wound up reading some TV Tropes articles until my eyes drooped, and it just occured to me "hey, you could probably assemble a thing like this, but for common features of Kiwifarms users." Maybe an actual Kiwi will read this and finally gain some enlightenment...
So, remember when I said that no matter what the topic, Kiwis will find a way to make it about trannies, lolis, or wokeness?
I found a post that proves my point:
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/time-travel-arguments.171948/page-2#post-16840148
This was in a topic discussing Time Travel.
Or rather, the way the world appears to be if you're terminally online.
Seriously, one reason I don't relate to the Kiwi POV is because I don't get online all that often. Thus I don't even regularly see half the shit they complain about... its almost like living outside an echo chamber gives...
On Kiwi Farms, there is a board under Articles and Happenings called "Deep Thoughts."
The name is a misnomer most of the time, but let's not dwell on that... they certainly don't. They instead dwell on porn.
And in particular, lolicon.
It seems every other week, there's a topic there about...
It just occured to me to wonder this. A lot of times when the site loads slowly or not at all, the usual excuse is "well its constantly being DDoS'd by trannies."
But like.... is it seriously getting attacked that often? there was recently a news banner thing that said trannies were getting...
Was cloud seeding ever actually a "conspiracy theory?" I remember an episode of Tennessee Tuxedo (old cartoon about a penguin voiced by Don Adams) which had the heroes doing it just so their rain prediction would be right for once. I imagine if its something a kids' cartoon is comfortable...
More specifically, Chrysler does.
My own belief is Right is Right no matter what a piece of paper somewhere says.
Essentially, he's an idealized symbols of American values, but not necessarily an arm of the government (in fact he's opposed the government several times). Basically Captain...
There's no contradiction there. the entire idea of the Constitution is it was (in theory) supposed to tell the government "these are things no ruler should be able to do."
Although you are part-right: in practice this has not worked out so well because part of the idea was that Americans...
I've never understood where the word "cis" even came from in the first place. Seems like just one day I woke up and everyone was talking about cisgenders.
He's also a Kiwi and I recall one of my complaints being that they'll happily do things they would criticize other people for doing. Which is what I was trying to point out to him, but he chose to just project and deflect.
To be fair, to an extent I get what I think he's coming from when he...
> Has repeatedly whined about his "meaning" being changed by the removal of a few words.
> Gets shown a demonstration of how far he'll go out of butt-hurt but tries to turn that around and call it "Crying about stickers."
Go fuck yourself faggot.
I wanna point out that this was your response to Chrysler's very first paragraph:
Getting onto me for cutting a quote slightly short and thus "Strawmanning" in the same post where you ignore an entire paragraph of explanation and then complain that he didn't provide "any further opinion or...
Okay, I didn't want to get involved with other people's autistic slap fights but....
.... This line was so stupid I had to exercise my own free speech.
Seriously dude, "an issue where people were banned from speaking, is not a free speech issue" is the kind of mental gymnastics I would expect...
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