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Site is working for me now, so post this gold please?

Funny thing is I've seen the argument on KF that "KF isn't really a free speech website" and even Null has backed away from describing it as such. It's funny.... Americans are always raised being told freedom is the highest value, but places like Kiwi Farms are when you start to realize freedom...

I see your edit reason but... considering neither ssjness nor ishtar have been mentioned in this thread and my name is explicitly in the title, I think assuming you were talking about me is pretty reasonable.

Hey, I detected a typo in your post, so I thought I'd correct it ;)

Yeah that was disappointing. To be honest the last election didn't really give most people much choice. Either Trump, or some laughing hyena whose whole position was being Not-Trump. And I'm doubtful of how much better Kamala would have handled anything, but she probably at least would not be...

Same here. This whole issue is one of the first times I regretted Trump winning, seeing him throw money at shit that isn't even important while letting an actual major issue fester.

So, is there a theme where you can clearly distinguish between normal text and boldface? The default dark theme does not (it all looks boldface) but the Lidl theme we had for a bit did distinguish... but then impaired visibility in other ways.

I sometimes wonder if Null regrets making Kiwi Farms or has ever considered just pulling the plug. Awhile back I made this post on the farms, which is mostly a clip from an old stream Null did back when he and Rekieta were friends. This is the one where he talks about how DarkSydePhil attracts...

Especially Kiwis who, as myself and others have documented, are not the most intelligent bunch. Andy are you goofing on Elvis (hey baby!) Are we losing touch? If you believe They put a man in the moon (man in the moon!) If you believe There's nothing up their sleeve and nothing's taboo...

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-trump-administration-has-the-power-and-legal-obligation-to-pay-snap-benefits-during-the-shutdown.231429/ The first three responses are all white supremacist bullshit. I know plenty of white people who are on SNAP, but of course, Kiwis somehow think its a...

Name Something That WON'T Cause X Whenever you're in a community that has an obsession with people turning into X (where X is "something bad") one question you should always ask is "name something that won't cause X." For example, among Social Justice communities, ask "what's something that...

Just now ran across this topic: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/why-does-the-sharty-hate-kf-so-much.231415/ One of the earliest responses brings up the accusation of KF being a bunch of moral fags, and then another response says that's just code for being "grown-up." Like.... no, guys, you're...

Apparently I accidentally outed what my OnionFarms name was on Kiwi Farms. Thing is I kinda was under the impression that people already knew. I was already far-from-subtle about it. "Hmmm, this nobodyworthwhile guy keeps linking to topics this Skykiii feller was in and has basically the same...

Wait... people didn't already know? EDIT: Also yeah not gonna matter a whole lot if KF doesn't come back.

Ummm.... what's the actual question here? The Ethics of what now? Goofing? This guy doesn't look like an Ethical role model. What about the Ethics of someone else?

To be honest I have actually seen 12 year olds talk about/make jokes about sex. It's extremely common nowadays now that social media has allowed everyone to become brainrotted. ... By the way.... what's up with "Lidl Farms" and the color scheme today? Is there some joke I'm not privvy to?

On that note there was once a topic called "Why Does Anime Always Get Caught in the Middle?" which is interesting reading. If Kiwis had any self-awareness, then anyone who had read that topic would stop trying to make anime a tool of the enemy.

So the "Debate SSJ_Ness" thread where SSJ_Ness got banned, took an interesting turn: for some reason it keeps attracting people who happen to have beliefs similar to Ness, who then subsequently also get the banhammer. And so far its attracted people who, I'll admit, were people who I felt were...

Following up on this sentiment I posted earlier, I want to highlight a certain thread: In this thread, user Skykiii says he's tired of "Jack Thompson-like" arguments about media being "damaging." If you've been on Kiwi Farms long enough, you know what he's talking about--how damn near the...

Never heard of it.

What site is this? Kiwifarms is still up...

Another thing that's wrong is that its comparing mostly indie games against a first-party AAA title, many of which cost the same on Switch as they do on Steam. Obviously, something like Pokemon or Zelda is gonna be more expensive than Silksong. In other news, water is wet. EDIT: On the topic...

Ya'll remember SSJ_Ness? He got banned.

I sometimes wonder if Kiwis even know what "Normal" is. It's funny but I've seen Kiwis go back and forth on this. Sometimes they say "Normal people think ____" but then other times they're derisive about "normies" and how stupid "normies" are. It's like... some Kiwis know they're not normal...

MATI Short for "Mad At The Internet," also represented as a sticker of a top hat on the Kiwi forums. The intended meaning is to tell someone that they're being irrationally angry at something online. However, the reality is that Kiwis really aren't good at reading people and will see pretty...

Excuse me if this just seems like a completely random statement, but I'm starting to wonder if a lot of recent join dates are some sort of false flag or psyop or something. I've run into a lot lately and they're usually some of the most retarded mofos. the kind of people I'm surprised haven't...

And you believe everything Wikipedia says?

Meh, honestly I hope Hasan gets more than just "distanced from." That sounds like a slap on the wrist considering the crime. If he's still got a Twitch show with millions of viewers, this time next year, then I will not think Justice has been served. Completely getting kicked from the...

IS this the end of his career though? From what I understand Hasan has friends in high places who pretty much always protect him from consequences. In other news, there's actually a KF thread called "What Do You Dislike About KF?" now. I can't see how this could possibly go wrong.

Oh for fucks sake. One reason I joined KF in the first place is because at the time, the internet was overrun with Social Justice Warriors. Now Kiwis ARE the Social Justice Warriors. They're even using a lot of the same terms and arguments. Have to ban an entire medium because it...

I hope the successor does away with the tariffs. As someone who buys import goods a lot, those have been miserable. I swear in Kiwi-brains, just having the capacity for sexual attraction to any woman at all, makes you a pedo. Kiwis really are no different from Social Justice Warriors. They...

I'd say it's a bit of both but I learn towards.... well, just the culture of KF changed, probably as a result of old users going away and getting replaced with new users. I used to get the feeling that KF had some sense of self-awareness and irony about it, and used to not mind the terminology...

Did two pages get deleted? I swear when I came here earlier today this topic was up to page 718 but now its only 716 and a post I remember being in the middle of the page is now at the top of a page.

Easy: they don't. I highly doubt most Kiwis have ever had an interaction outside of their PC except with relatives, and those only under duress.

Kiwis Love to LARP LARP, short for "Live Action Role Play," originated as a term within the tabletop roleplaying hobby. It was when people wanted to not just sit at a table and pretend to be knights and wizards, but actually dress up as those characters and explore actual environments.... sort...

Dude. The thread you showed was one where guy criticizes Kiwi Farms. You otherwise presented no context for why this deserves the descriptor of "autist" or "going rogue" or intimations that its being done "just for his own amusement." As presented, yes most people in the English-speaking...

Honestly I've heard this both ways--apparently a lot of people heard that the "canon trans" thing was just an insult about her being too ugly to be a girl, but which modern gender ideologues misread. It's funny, but the other day I was talking to a friend about the classic MST3K "Mr. B Natural"...

And how does that question make someone a "tard" pray tell? Especially on a website that asks far dumber questions daily? Seriously I just checked the Q&A board and there's endless amounts of questions about "the jap brain virus" and endless permutations of topics about "clit" and "cum," and...

Ummm, what? Are you high or something? Where the fuck are you getting "satanic panic" (or anything related to religion) from?

And while we're talking about autistic KF behaviors, I just saw a post where someone bitched at someone else for... wanting to use a discussion forum to actually discuss things.

Sigh.... so, sorry if I sound like a moral busybody but I feel like I have egg on my face bitching about overuse of slurs, then one shows up just a post later. Couldn't you have said "Trump Pets?" That would have gotten points for being a pun. ................................ Anyway, more...

Honestly, they wouldn't even make him promise anything. Actually I might as well make that an entry: Hitler [acknowledgement for the fact I'm borrowing from a post in the KF General thread] Adolf Hitler, who holds the title of "History's Most Famous Monster" and who most of the world holds up...

I'd rather laugh at them than see us acting like them.

This would be ideal. I'm starting to envision this topic as something I might show to people who don't know much about Kiwis so it might also be good to assume that anyone reading only knows the most surface-level info on Kiwi Farms. By the way, I've been wondering if we should do "Trope"...

Yeah actually you do. I've never quite understood that name. On that note: Porn As you said, Kiwis are obsessed with banning it (despite more than likely consuming large amounts of it themselves, as demonstrated by their freaky knowledge of porn content, labels, and fetishes). However, they...

Yeah this kind of shit is what I had in mind when I was writing up the Kiwi Tropes thread. Like I said there, it's hilarious how Kiwis will shit-talk other hobbies, when their own website revolves around a hobby (obsessively documenting people they only know online) that most of the world...

I was having trouble sleeping and wound up reading some TV Tropes articles until my eyes drooped, and it just occured to me "hey, you could probably assemble a thing like this, but for common features of Kiwifarms users." Maybe an actual Kiwi will read this and finally gain some enlightenment...

In my experience they actually get mad if you do. I recall someone in the Linkara thread posted a rumor to the effect that "Linkara hates Super Sentai because of annoying college friends who went on about how its better than Power Rangers." He never sourced this statement or backed it up in...

I'm not sure what's so wrong with this. He is right that a lot of leftists seem to think it works in a top-down fashion ("Trump thinks X therefore his followers do") when in actuality these sentiments had been broiling and Trump was just the first person to capitalize on them. This is one of...

Kiwi Farms has an "Official White People Hate" thread: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/official-kiwifarms-white-people-hate-thread.224970/ ... Why? Also sadly this was the most satisfying thing to read on KF. Sad to say I think that website is making me a little bit left-leaning because of how...

It might depend on the user but I know I have seen some Discord-hostile reactions. Like I once mentioned that Discord fan group thing and someone responded something like "Quit using Discord, tranny!" Could have just been a shitpost but again, it does seem to be a recurring reaction. And just...

KF is really unbearable right now. Just saw a topic where someone was posting some conspiracy theory about how "troons infect everything." Admittedly I may be insulated but why do Kiwis hate Discord? I'm only on a few servers, most of them small "hangout with friends" type places, none tied...

Works fine for me. I mean, was there anything interesting in the Charlie Kirk threads? He got shot, his shooter is arrested now. What's left?

I wouldn't use KF for depression. A lot of posters there think it doesn't even exist. I saw a thread where someone was miserable and they literally told him it was because he wasn't married and didn't have children, and then later were telling him to have his testosterone levels checked...

;) At least with you its funny. I swear the Kiwis think absolutely everything is "Gay" or "Troons" or "Jews." These must be absolutely miserable people who deny themselves any sort of fun or pleasure because they live in fear of unlikely negative effects.

Honestly some triangle-holders probably deserve it, even maybe includng the guy who made that topic, but yeah I don't see much difference between triangles and non-triangles. Some of the responses show a definite lack of self-awareness from everyone involved. People bitching about "talking...

I glanced through the last ten pages and didn't see a mention of this, but it looks like even standard Kiwis are getting sick of the culture there: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/its-impossible-to-discuss-anything-on-kf-these-days.227695/ Just look at that mod note on top. BTW guy didn't have...

(Not sure if this goes here or in KF General 2.0... please let me know so I can delete and post in appropriate topic if necessary) The thing I wanna draw your attention to is the Negrates at the bottom. The extremely short version is there was a slap fight, but it ended like, two days ago...

A few were wise to him already. I recall in one of the millions of lolicon debates that infest the Deep Thoughts subforum, someone tried to prove a point by linking to a Turkey Tom video... and got immediately dunked on and told "you lost all credibility by linking to a Turkey Tom video." This...

I'll say this much: I've never even eaten a kiwi, but onions go great with everything.

Considering who Null is, can you really blame me for thinking he'd do this for real? (But yeah I fucking hate April Fools Day).

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/reaction-alert-notifications-for-kiwi-green-accounts.188187/#post-18080023 Summarized: the ability to get notified of reactions to your post (which was a standard fucking thing for years on KF and in fact was something apparently people found annoying)... is now...

So funny thing is I've never actually interacted with Null personally, everything I know about him comes from other people's accounts. When I started this topic I was just talking about general patterns I've noticed in the community. Anyway, I was reminded of a few more: -Kiwis will call it...

So, remember when I said that no matter what the topic, Kiwis will find a way to make it about trannies, lolis, or wokeness? I found a post that proves my point: https://kiwifarms.st/threads/time-travel-arguments.171948/page-2#post-16840148 This was in a topic discussing Time Travel.

Or rather, the way the world appears to be if you're terminally online. Seriously, one reason I don't relate to the Kiwi POV is because I don't get online all that often. Thus I don't even regularly see half the shit they complain about... its almost like living outside an echo chamber gives...

On Kiwi Farms, there is a board under Articles and Happenings called "Deep Thoughts." The name is a misnomer most of the time, but let's not dwell on that... they certainly don't. They instead dwell on porn. And in particular, lolicon. It seems every other week, there's a topic there about...

The OP didn't make sense to me. What the fuck is KF even contesting?

It just occured to me to wonder this. A lot of times when the site loads slowly or not at all, the usual excuse is "well its constantly being DDoS'd by trannies." But like.... is it seriously getting attacked that often? there was recently a news banner thing that said trannies were getting...

Another I remembered: --Most/all forms of entertainment are wrong/unhealthy and will lead to you becoming a criminal, a degenerate, a lolcow, or some combination of all three (especially anime). ..... And yet they've got thousand-page long topics on a lot of the exact media they claim is...

Let's list them! Ones I remember: -They will bitch about youtubers shilling their patreon (with many even consider this an unsub-worthy offense). .... and yet Null asks for donations and its praised. -They will say SJWs are stupid for thinking games make you sexist or turn you into a Nazi...

Honestly most of the lolcow topics are like that. For as much as they say they "don't get angry about lolcows" you can tell there's seething resentment. While sometimes a person seriously deserves it, most people are just socially awkward or happened to make a weird statement that farmers like...

The thing that gets me, reading those emails, is it feels like Null was really uncomfortable trying to talk to Byuu. I get the sense he kinda wanted to be sympathetic but also could not help but sound a little bit... .... I'm not sure what I'm trying to describe here, but its like, without...

I said nothing about catboy/catgirl anime. I said neko is Japanese for cat. As in, this thing: But yeah, I jumped in there because that whole debate was exasperating. Guy posts an OC, gets directly asked "what does this word mean?" allows other people to claim its some fetish bullshit...

It's literally just the Japanese word for "cat," I have no idea why it suddenly has degenerate connotations. ........................ So going to the greater topic of this post.... honestly I kinda resonate with the whole "this forum's whole purpose is to reeee about Null" thing. I originally...

Yeah, I figured. Seems like here on OnionFarms the only people anyone knows/talks about are the mods/admins of Kiwi Farms. By contrast this same topic on KF got to ten pages in just three hours.

Don't forget its PSP sequel/spinoff The 3rd Birthday, which... I've heard mixed reports about (and never got to play myself. By the time it came out I was basically avoiding anything with Square's name on it). Square is one of those companies that used to be considered gods of gaming but, much...

I got into RPGs in the SNES era. While the love kinda continued onto the PS1 (they were the main reason I jumped ship from the N64 to the Playstation), it was where the love started to dull... especially as I used to be a Squaresoft fanboy but this was when I started realizing they were kinda...

Those are some very good ones to be into. Like, I know I just talked up the SNES era Final Fantasy games but that series has always had some quirks. FF6 has likable characters and great music but some of its mechanics just feel ehh, and in the second half of the game the strat is just "get the...

Mostly agree here, except I would add Final Fantasy 1, 4, 6, and Mystic Quest (fuck the haters). Final Fantasy is a weird series in that a lot of the games I don't like now are also ones I didn't like back then either. I dunno, for me that's the constant--I rarely find a case where I go back...