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Kind of? The theme was ironically gassed up until it became unironic love for it.

Ok even I’ll admit this is retarded and petty and a sperg but it’s been in the back of my mind all day cause it’s just so— retarded. This is such a stupid fucking theory and just another kiwi grasping at straws to accuse transgenders of literally every sin under the sun. AGPs are straight men...

“… that’s gotten very old” Lolcows do the same thing but the “same thing” they do evolves, I’m talking about a cow who stays 100% stagnant. Literally no updates

Why thank you I agree with this. I call them “loopcows”. Lolcows where they’re incredibly unfunny cause they just do the same shit over and over again that’s gotten very old. Think Mylar. It’s funny cause some people STILL care and STILL bitch and moan about it. The other day I saw a...

Jokes aside though, here’s the deal. Here’s my honest opinion. I obviously do not like loli and I feel it’s pedophilic. Not “send to jail immediately” pedophilic but “I’m not comfortable being around you” pedophilic. Jack said it best, “pedo-lite”. You get off to the idea of children but not...

I was suggesting it because I thought we opened this thread so if she ever wanted to sperg about AoC, then she could do it here without shitting up other threads. AKA, a containment zone. But you’re right that it’s just turned into a debate zone. Fair decision.

“We want ethics in anime pornography”

These are SHIT

If her interactions with you are annoying you, you could also just block her

I guess I can speak on this. I was never in a relationship but I did sexual stuff with 17/18 year olds back when I was 13/14, And even that fucked me up in ways I’m not going to power level about. But this experience is why I’m so adamant about the AoC, when you’re significantly older having sex...

I found this What retards, Null lies straight to their face and they believe it. No, he does not care for the “reputation of his site”, otherwise he wouldn’t host nazis. Cause a majority of people hate them, even the most loyal trump supporter hates the alt-right, yet he allows it to fester on...

Very disappointing cause I read the post the feature is from and I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks

I deeply disagree, sorry. I think it depends on what your “lowest” is and it’ll vary from person to person, but 9/10, the cure to being in a hole is in fact meeting new people that are good influences. I would’ve been in a much worse place if I hadn’t met my friends when I was at my lowest...

The post’s from 2024. Should’ve clarified, I consider 2023 and onwards still relevant/funny kiwi posts since their opinions have largely been unchanged since then. Yknow, the whole college rule of “articles can be at most 2 years old until they’re irrelevant”

Please keep him, lmao Null bans the funny users and then keeps the nazis Anti Colon Capital V measures in place

They complained about this panel btw, lol.

HERE COMES THE GOLD Along with another nugget I found “Here’s proof this guy has a porn addiction!” (Screenshot redraw of a girl in panties and a joke about how she canonically is very violent) Now I WILL preface this with this is not a kiwi trope. Not only did no one react to this post with...

I’m busy rn so I’ll reply in full later but I want to offer a bit of help rn so I’ll just say that honestly to me that sounds like what 4channers call “repping”. Which usually isn’t healthy. There’s a core deep ingrained reason you feel this way that can’t be fixed by people who unironically...

My friend owns one and she’s never bitten anyone. One time she got into a fight with a smaller dog and she didn’t even defend herself, the dog just ripped her shit. She’s only not good around cats but even then it’s cause said smaller dog taught her to maul them on sight, cause she sorta looked...

Ya I think this is also a good thing to keep in mind, that it’s sorta impossible. There is a story by Edgar Allen Poe by the name of “The Telltale Heart”. It’s a story of a man who murders someone, and hides their parts (including their heart) under his floorboards. The police come to...

I’ll give some genuine advice rather than haha funny troll advice if it helps 1. STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE SHARTY I can tell you use it, that shit is poison for a repper 2. Get as close to “male” as you can without transitioning. Dress masculine, do masculine activities, “talk” masculine...

I don’t, cause most of the time their reaction is genuine violent vitriol. At most that gets an eye roll out of me and me assuming the rest of the game is probably annoying. At most. Not the genuine scorched earth shit Kiwis do. I often see Kiwis rely on fallacies despite embodying them. One...

it still isn’t working for me unfortunately. I might just put it into an Imgur gallery if it dosent fix itself soon.

I hope things get better for you man 🙏

I think this proves that Kiwifarms is for the downtrodden and mentally ill. It is a digital psych ward. May he rest in peace.

Being anorexic is sad. I’ve seen it happen a lot and it’s always very sad Not pathetic sad just depressing sad

Ya but you’re sad Sad isn’t based

That’s not based >:(

Pretty much what he said

I think instagram girls just likes them cause they were cute and quirky, even though they don’t taste like cake. I’m not sure what it is but it just dosent really taste like cake.

Do you live in a state where the AoC is 17 or below, Ishtar?

It sorta depends, some days I can eat a whole Popeyes family meal, other days an order of small fries is my meal for the day. My body’s just really fucking weird like that. I’m very picky when it comes to sweets, I like cake but not cake pops and only vanilla cake unless it’s the expensive red...

I don’t have a good metabolism, I just get full very quickly. The other day my dad brought in some cake and I only had a slice before I felt like I was going to burst, mind you I hadn’t eaten all day.

Ok but they’re not over the age of consent

Ya, here’s the thing. There’s a rule where you can’t post people from KF in the thread iirc, ya? But the problem is TES is the most potent and FUNNIEST on KF. It really castrates the thread. I fully support the idea of making a splinter forum for that cause seriously there’s such good TES on KF...

I’VE STRUCK GOLD unfortunately nothing is working on the site rn so I’ll sit back and wait till I can show it. Please remind me cause it’s good, it’s a kiwi unironically saying anyone who draws porn is “likely” a pedo. Not loli porn mind you Just Porn

Rebrand? You say that as if it’s not already socially unacceptable

Mostly ancient Mesopotamian blood cakes

LMAOOO WHAT That’s the best insult I’ve heard this month KEK

Oh shit we’re still talking about why child rape is ok?

Crybully really is the best term, she starts shit just so she can whine about shit I dunno, it depends. I prefer fast food but I get sick of it if I have too much then I’ll eat home cooked until I’m no longer sick of it. I’d say on average I have fast food once every 2 or 3 weeks, but that’s...

Holy shit, have some fun.

Oh the guys back

I’ve seen it a lot lately on the farms and it’s retarded. You don’t choose personality disorders so there’s nothing to really make fun of, you sorta just look like a dick. I think you’re very right, frogninja, pointing out that Kiwifarms has an empathy problem The free speech aspect makes them...

Bingo. It’s the latter, bud.

Ok ya but when Kiwifarmers call themselves “autists”, it’s in a way where they expect “good autism” to be acting completely neurotypical aside from being really into research. Which is just so retarded I don’t know where to start. It annoys me cause they pick on actual autists and then… I...

This is so fucking retarded cause it’s like, just stop fucking a-logging. It’s been lame since its inception, the word was literally made to make fun of someone for treating Chris like he was genuinely evil. No, you don’t get to joke about child rape just because you’re “Le unhinged a-log”...

Hot take, I really hate when Kiwifarmers call themselves “autistic”. They’ll have whole threads making fun of actually autistic people who can’t even shit for themselves, calling them drooling retards, and then call themselves “autistic” in a cool way cause they spend a lot of time making...

I agree with your last point and I think it’s a fair thing that plenty of transgenders agree on. My two issues are, one, the assumption that the absurdity of an identity is proof of its malice or fakeness (i.e, thinking that just because a gender sounds complicated, that must mean it’s a bitter...

I always find it funny whenever people assume my criticism of the anti-trans community must mean I have complete unquestioning unwavering support (or support at all) for the pro-trans community. Just because I think you’re a narcissistic retard if you unironically believe people are making major...

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Kek

I’m not making a point cause I shouldn’t have to. It should be obvious what part of each sentence you’re saying is retarded. If you can’t see that then all I can say is kek.

Kek. What a retard again.

I’d say it’s pretty shit ragebait then. Cause only an actual retarded manchild would be unironically “enraged” by an arbitrary identity someone has. Kek. What a retard.

“one of the first” I’m assuming the other time was the files

I’m done lmao

It’s called being in society. Society sets what’s socially acceptable and what isn’t, it’s been that way for literal centuries, what are you even complaining about. Or rather are you mad that what YOU think should be socially acceptable isn’t? Don’t feel too good to be on the receiving end, does...

No one’s getting “coerced”, the world doesn’t have to like you. Some people, shocker, genuinely dislike you. Uh. Yea. If you’re allowed to say it people are allowed to react, not violently but they’re allowed to voice their disappointment and leave you accordingly. You cant just cruise through...

Holy cope. The original was much more copey but he edited it. They aren’t “well curated screenshots” they’re such common opinions, your fucking owner holds them. These are the same people who will throw a fit if you say “Furries aren’t inherently sexual”, because “No no the first convention was...

I didn’t fling any shit, and anything Frosty said was in lighthearted retaliation to something genuinely MATI Ishtar said. All I said was one of her sentences was funny and then tried to explain how I’m not derailing the thread whilst she kept justifying lowering the AoC outside of her...

Stop tagging him lmao. He has shit to do.

Nigga YOU derailed the thread

This is the funniest most un self aware sentence I have ever read

I’m going trick or treating, I never got to growing up since my parents were pretty darn fundie Christians so after I turned 18 I started going cause they just stopped caring. Shockingly the neighbors don’t mind as long as I’m not the first person at their house, I think they’re just happy...

They still think it’s black people’s fault. It’s all about “facts and statistics” until they don’t like the facts and statistics.

what the fuck

I still love how you have one guy drinking out of an entire coffee pot and somehow women are the weird ones

Didn’t Null say he was literally unemployable due to the farms or something along those lines? If that is what he said then uh who’s fault is that

Not negatively apparently.

Wait a second, I’m completely retarded, how did I forget him Since the game came out to now he’s still pretty fuckin hot. 😋 Then again I think it’s also a teenage girl trend to swoon for him now, but more so in a “baby soft boy” way for some reason? I just think he’s a bad ass with guns and...

Poor fucking foid. Seriously, how come with transgenders Kiwifarms is always “Free speech, people can say and do anything they want to you, stop being so sensitive, cope and seethe” but with women it’s “Ohhh you poor wittle baby, people made JOKES!?!? That’s simply UNACCEPTABLE!!!” I fucking...

“I’m not going to get upset over other people who find suicide funny though”

“Porn addict humor” I wasn’t going to post this since it’s recounting non-KF drama, but then I saw the “agree” reacts so apparently kiwis fuck with this. So now I have to ask, what the fuck is “porn addict humor”? Like— a sex joke? Are we not allowed to make sex jokes anymore? I don’t care...

Idfk. Dumb thread. No one cares and you can’t make people care, this doesn’t even come close to deserving a feature.

Fuckin hell

Whoops. Eh, just play it cool, @nobodyworthwhile. They feed off of reactions.

I prefer physical media personally

Nerd.

What a coincidence, me and my friend have the same joke! I’ll come over and immediately run to her pitbull and start petting her, and she’s always like “You came over just to see her right?” And I usually respond with something along the lines of “Good, you realized. So I’m gonna need you to...