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he swatted MTG? based

so i can go to bed securely for the rest of my life seeing as how every time one of your enemies has been Dawxxed it was not due to your astounding sleuthing skills tonight i had buffalo mac n cheese btw it slapped

emotionally arrested in 2014 i see

you made a whole thread for him why aren't you posting in it

if I tell you you're going to stop being funny damn dude who were all those people at the family barbecue last weekend then? if I just wandered into their backyard they were sure accepting of me

check her thread yourself I haven't lately @Karl WHAT ARE YOUR CURRENT ACTIVITIES nobody wants you to "go anywhere", the entire point is to keep poking you for entertainment purposes. if you left I'd simply find another weirdo to gawk at during my work breaks

I had a burger for lunch today how bout you

? what

no because it didn't happen lol because it's fun. I went to one today and got hella sunburnt and I'm full of hamburgers

babe it's Saturday go to a barbecue or something

ok youre getting boring again

oh wow you're capable of asking questions that any idiot would already know the answer to if they were familiar with Melinda. please ma'am allow me to tongue clean this Nobel peace prize before I give it to you have you heard about the Lockheed Martin drama on Twitter? for some reason your self...

there's like 300 pages of you being a spectacle on your thread on KF, go back and read through from the beginning lol

it's cringe that you posted emails desperately begging and trying to reason with him when you've made a public spectacle out of yourself for like 3 years running now. this is like Tommy Wiseau complaining that people want to document him. have you tried not being hysterical?

you've been trying to provoke my attention for the last few days aren't you happy you finally did it. seriously though why would you post those the secondhand cringe is incredible

why would you post this lmao this is so sad

no 💙

and you guys wonder why there's a short bus following her around!

stop posting your self-owns in public this is like the time you told everyone on lolcow that the reason you got fat was because you were binge drinking

Ashley you can do it or don't do it, whatever pleases your congested little heart. I promise you I do not have a gun to my laptop waiting for you to produce the death certificate, I have a job that takes me outside to interact with actual people on a daily basis. true crime the genre doesn't...

Ashley it's Saturday, don't you usually take a break from spouting your lines on the weekend? go outside babe enjoy the weather meet some people

>"demanding" lol because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure

>"demanding" lol because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure

idk ask the people who've filled them up lol. I've made like.. 3 or 4 posts about it maximum?

I really don't care that much if it's real either way tbh do you ever not think about molestation? like do you ever have other thoughts? it's kind of creepy Ashley

lol

lol

prove it lol. where's his death certificate? where's a police report? where's anything except the word of a known liar?

do I look like your errand boy? tell him yourself you lazy fat sow

lol. do you also scratch your taint and sniff your fingers because it feels good

what would your pedo brother-in-law think about it why would i try to demoralize you over that when i can try to demoralize you over the fact that you calling one person mean names did absolutely nothing to save any child held prisoner illegally by the US government?

why don't you get an ouija board and find out for me? and also ask if he's got any left behind cool jackets i can have stashed somewhere

first you call him a child molester and rapist and now you say he was "Probably a better person" than me, I'm getting mixed signals here

not reading all that. sorry that happened though sounds stressful or whatever

no! the local taco bell has been very supportive of my presence now, i keep the rats away

I slept on my neck wonky :(

idk why don't you ask him since you want his attention so desperately? registration on kf is open again

no I just have a job that takes me outdoors and lets me interact with real people not reading all that. happy for u tho or sorry or whatever 💙

lol come do it yourself if you want it to happen so bad, edgelord

so you agonized over what to do for an afternoon and settled on "call the ICE hotline and desperately hope my petty insults manage to land on someone"? I'd have more respect for you if it was a spur of the moment thing tbh who in their right mind gives enough of a shit about neg ratings to go...

1. why were you up at 4 am your time thinking about this so hard you don't have a real job 2. do you think everyone acts exactly the same irl as they do online? do you think the CIA activates the nanites implanted in our skulls if we don't share every single internet activity with all of our...

Ashley that's a lot of words that boil down to "I don't understand that people have personas on the internet that don't identically reflect their personalities and actions IRL".

this is a lot of words to tell me that all you had the energy to do about something that allegedly pissed you off was call a hotline, get made fun of, and console yourself by hyping up how much damage you TOTALLY DEFINITELY did to her psyche. damn girl that's pathetic you've also never given me...

again: you got one over on one singular phone bank worker instead of doing anything constructive. people were going to ICE sites and blockading access, protesting, playing music, etc. why do you think harassing one startled phone flunky did any good for any kid in a cage? none of the people...

yes and you're still pretending like you did something worthwhile instead of indulging your agoraphobia lol

if someone wants to make an Ashley containment thread feel free, I'm too lazy

no, Ashley, cmon. which dude. all the ones I can think of off the top of my head are still with their S/Os

what guy lol

nobody has a sense of humor anymore :(

daddy Karl forgot to lock my leash down so I get to run around wherever I want

I do, and I'm very glad that they went to the trouble of getting Misty's parental rights permanently terminated to all 3 of her kids. The woman should have been forcibly sterilized. ok grandma go call Amazon next and yell at the Indian technician about how terrible of a person Bezos is

i absolutely think she was the GOAT for mocking a fat, angry, comfortably housed white woman whose only idea to fight for those kids in cages was calling the 1-800 number for ICE. too lazy to even go outside and hold a sign. amazing

remember when you defended her sister despite the fact that a CPS worker saw misty making out with her son? that was weird. personally I think the latter is a lot worse

oooOooOo scaaaawy

can you explain to me a bit more clearly what this has to do with Karl killing himself

you're getting meaner the more time you spend on internet gossip websites Ashley, it's a little concerning unless he necked himself between 5 am my time and now, which would be an astonishing depression speedrun

also no 💙

no 💙 please point out where I've been able to summon the energy to 'screech' at you in the last six months, preferably with caps

ok. can you say something new though bc I feel like I've heard this one before and it's just as corny as the first time

didn't they just make a mighty ducks cartoon series based on daffy or did Twitter lie to me it's not him lol stop dragging completely unrelated people into your cinematic fanfic universe

Jesus fuck will you leave those poor dudes alone they were just goofing off on Zoom and now they're securely locked in your obsessive fantasies about Karl you do realize that the phone flunky has probably never even been inside a detainment center right. you calling up ICE and screaming at them...

thanks for confirming that I annoy you, that's the only validation I desire from you

he's not going to admit to it because it wasn't him. if you learn to accept this one loss in your life it will start you on a greater journey of acceptance with your other unsurmountable losses later on 🌄

:/ sig was an edgelord but he was funnier than you

seriously Ashley I know I've said this ad nauseum but get a hobby that isn't thinking about penis or molestation. I'd prefer Kpop even over this

Ashley why do you think about Karl's penis so much thats kind of weird

lol

ok, morbius

yes, because it's hilarious that you called in to bitch at ICE like a Karen instead of going to physically protest or do anything useful stop skinwalking me! I know you have a consensual nonconsent fetish but the fact that you want to look like me in your fantasy is really creepy no Karl and...

bored

registration is back open now!

yeah true but mostly I'm trying to nudge Ashley into coming back to KF. baby we made a whole new chatroom for you to play in

you are literally punishing yourself by choosing to come here and engage with him on this dumpster fire website instead of going to KF or like. doing anything else with your life at all. I know you're in hormonal withdrawals from not getting your daily verbal lashings but come ON why ONIONFARMS...

Oh, thank God. Bye.

Both of these look like someone took inspiration from a bowling alley carpet.

I'm only here because I'm pretty sure the other denizens of the Melinda Leigh Scott thread would look here first. No offense but yall's website is a neon hellscape.

I swear to fucking God if he nuked the site preemptively without 230 being repealed I'm going to scream.