Lolcow.org Simulation Thread AKA Cjocker Did A Fucky-Wucky

[Nektar Geist]

No. I'm not attracted to women. Even if I was I wouldn't want some crusty snatched weirdo who orbits alt-right losers for attention.

You sure there, buddy? Because, and it's alright to be a lezzer, you are acting like one.
do you think your desire to be unconsentually sexed by your dad made you gay.

The Melinda thread is going to go on for several pages where it's a bunch of incels doing their "you deserve trauma because you weren't nice to me or nice to a forum I post on" thing.

That's awesome, they're trying to grind and level up some in case they ever get a chance to really commit domestic violence.

Again word salad. Either step up or step off, negro.

 

[fnaarf]

Why are you here demanding I give you a death certificate from a mourning widow you've never met, about her dead husband you've never met either?

>"demanding"
lol

Also why are you in that thread calling her children "spawn" again?

because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure

 

[fnaarf]

Why are you here demanding I give you a death certificate from a mourning widow you've never met, about her dead husband you've never met either?

>"demanding"
lol

Also why are you in that thread calling her children "spawn" again?

because it's funny. also you know I'm right, if she actually did see Marshall shoot himself and have to clean up his gore it's kind of weird how she doesn't mention a single thing about the thoughts and emotions of her six children who just lost their father figure

 

[fnaarf]

Do you understand that you are inhuman, that you will never live anything resembling a normal life, are disgusting, and should fucking kill yourself?

Ashley it's Saturday, don't you usually take a break from spouting your lines on the weekend? go outside babe enjoy the weather meet some people

 

[Nektar Geist]

don't have a personality disorder

X

 

[Nektar Geist]

Everyone knows you're sitting on the internet alone all day because you're evil and annoying and nobody can stand to be around you, you ugly piece of shit. I'm the closest you have to company and I just relentlessly tell you the truth about your existence.

That's not true. She had loads of admirers (still does) on KF. OK so they are spergs, but what have you got? Not even that.

Also. You look like a man. People in glass houses....

 

[fnaarf]

Everyone knows you're sitting on the internet alone all day because you're evil and annoying and nobody can stand to be around you, you ugly piece of shit. I'm the closest you have to company and I just relentlessly tell you the truth about your existence.

 

[Deleted member 1105]

You’re all fucking retarded no one cares.
@Ash I understand where you’re coming from, it’s true that most of these people (Karl) are cringe incel retards. But there’s no point trying to make them understand that because they’re cringe incel retards lol.

On the other side of things.
Karl & co, you are literally cowtipping and touching the poo. I’m surprised you’re not banned from KF already.

Arguing with a lolcow for pages straight is even worse than being one. Obviously Ashley gonna be mad when you’re on her ass 24/7, impersonating her husband, and replying to everything she says.

In b4 Ashley sock/someone Ashley knows sock.

 

[Dumbchan]

Everytime I come here, I see at least 3-4 post spam by Ash.

I thought this thread was about lolcow dot org?

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

Everytime I come here, I see at least 3-4 post spam by Ash.

I thought this thread was about lolcow dot org?

.org has been dead for a month. This is Ashley's thread now

 

[naught]

Everytime I come here, I see at least 3-4 post spam by Ash.

I thought this thread was about lolcow dot org?

that's why i added the "AKA debate" to the thread tag.

 

[fnaarf]

demanding

Ashley you can do it or don't do it, whatever pleases your congested little heart. I promise you I do not have a gun to my laptop waiting for you to produce the death certificate, I have a job that takes me outside to interact with actual people on a daily basis.

intellectual and creative ability to fake in accurate anatomical detail what it looks like when someone shoots themselves in the head with a 9 mm

true crime the genre doesn't exist I guess

 

[Nektar Geist]

I think it's a good indication to bounce when watching this creature from hell's indifference to a fucking gun suicide is starting to give you depersonalization nightmares.

Wow. Did someone commit suicide by having sex with a gun. That's some fucked up shit. But y'know, diff'rnt strokes.

How high can you bounce?

 

[fnaarf]

I think it's a good indication to bounce when watching this creature from hell's indifference to a fucking gun suicide is starting to give you depersonalization nightmares.

stop posting your self-owns in public this is like the time you told everyone on lolcow that the reason you got fat was because you were binge drinking

 

[Nektar Geist]

You aren't the bullies or jocks stupid, you're a group home full of highly disturbed dipshits who have no sense of empathy, fucked up lives, and no internal or external force that tells you when enough is enough.

You post here the most. Js.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

You bullied a mentally ill man until he shot himself in front of his mentally ill wife and their kids. You aren't cool assholes, you're a diseased rats nest of personality disorders.

That was Kiwifarms not Onionfarms.

 

[fnaarf]

You post here the most. Js.

and you guys wonder why there's a short bus following her around!

 

[Deleted member 1105]

and you guys wonder why there's a short bus following her around!

She schizo posts but you can’t shut the fuck up about it. Kill yourself faggot.

 

[fnaarf]

She schizo posts but you can’t shut the fuck up about it. Kill yourself faggot.

no

 

[Gangweed]

Also the entirety of the world knows the owner of your forum wants to fuck kids and ran an imageboard for child fucking pictures. You're the 'lolcows" if you define lolcows as people who uniformly deserve to be in prison or an asylum for the rest of their lives.

Woah so you think consenting adults should go to prison for life because they want to trade harmless pictures they found in a warehouse or something? Sounds like you are the one who needs a head check statist.