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  1. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Feel free to post your lies below btw. My parents made up plenty about me and my dog raygin.
  2. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Chris and my current BF have never had sex with me physically but I do Mommy Dom so uh. I'm Barbie Chan, Mary Magdalene, the whore. Barb is Mary, Chris's mother.
  3. Cangry Canary

    Frankie McDonald (Weatherman Frankie)

    Most certainly, but I always bullied on the behalf of others most fiercely.
  4. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Followers of Thomas the Tank Engine thread when?
  5. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    I now fully believe Chris Chan is the second coming of Christ and I must be his doubting Thomas. I know in mind, body and soul for this to be true.
  6. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    I hope I helped before it was too late, I'm so sorry I took so long to get here. But, in the end. My thirtieth birthday is such a Mark of Omens, that Chris will be free based on Mariposa's postings. I truly don't understand Kiwi cause being satire and full of hate in each post makes it hard...
  7. Cangry Canary

    the final nigger

    Everyone who hid the truth for honest reasons was forgiven during the merge. And it took a lot out of me.
  8. Cangry Canary

    the final nigger

    It doesn't matter when you read this just know that at least I understand and will argue on your behalf.
  9. Cangry Canary

    the final nigger

    Null banned me and sent the letter, Null, please you don't have to feel bad. Please, it was the only way to prove all this. You're doing the right thing my fellow Iscariot.
  10. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    I'm the Evergreen Suitress and that's been my story assholes.
  11. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Bella = Anon Isabella Loretta Janke = Herself ILJ = My sibling
  12. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    In fact, most of their family seems pretty cool when they got dugged into. Like holy fuck man, the balls they have to do this kinda stuff. It's amazing.
  13. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    God Bless all Michaels. Please leave the person doxed as Isabella alone, she seems like a troll yes but what if she's a guy in a girl's body? Then uh, yeah that's how they FUCKING ACT.
  14. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Why the fuck is a random important enough for Null to actually troll?
  15. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    In fact, if Null had to speak in code and somehow knew someone who knew me, this would be the only way for everyone to get out of this. Why do you want to keep Kiwi going if the Joshua Moon there does not? Dudes obviously empathetic and gullible, I doubt he enjoys it there too much.
  16. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    All it takes is one mod to see our DMs on Kiwi. Why did you threaten me? Didn't you know that'd just get me scared? Haven't you learned anything? Cause it's become too suspicious for Null to not look now, and the guy legit cares about Chris so I doubt Null will get pissed about me doing this...
  17. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    True Chris fan or not, you can't be doing that and retaining a position of power without giving up complete secrecy. It's the only way to prove innocence at all. And again, I am not better than anyone but come on, this has been so childish that grown ass adults can't see what's so fucking wrong...
  18. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    How could you think I was the oldest member on Kiwi farms. You fool. Cause I know 2008 4chan? Just leave them alone, it's so easy to google, people will find out. This is so messed up cause they can get hurt over this cover up. THATS WHY IVE BEEN SO PISSED I FUCKING GOOGLED THEM BY MISTAKE ON...
  19. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    I'm gonna go to Duluth personally if I have to to protect his family from weens because of your fuck up.
  20. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    I'm not Anon, that's Bella Spooky, ILJ is my family member and you fucked up which Rosses you threw under the buss. Mike Ross is dead, stop harassing his family. Stop speaking ill of the dead you idiots, the sheer hypocracy of these false Chris fans.
  21. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Also also
  22. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Also
  23. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    The ways of Kiwi farms have been foretold in my prophecies, only the true and honest must be trusted to speak for Chris lest others twist his words for their own greed. You have seen the rotten fruits of the deceitful, those who make selfish lies can never compete with a Woman of Belial. I am...
  24. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    The dead speak through the living, listen to history. Omerta has come to the dishonest and wicked. They sing for us now.
  25. Cangry Canary

    What is Onionpedia?

    It's where True and Honest Chris fans hang out.
  26. Cangry Canary

    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    Imagine Ken doing things that he didn't feel was right. I can't after this.
  27. Cangry Canary

    the final nigger

    Ngmi if you think I'm not the final Chris Antagonist. Either I'm completely wrong and he goes to jail or all this proves that Love and Honesty can come from anywhere.
  28. Cangry Canary

    Dyatlov Pass incident

    Pretty sure it was cause they pissed Chris off and he had a temper tantrum at the mountain top, burrying the secrets of the wendigos that Russia was making but not stopping the spread of Skin walkers into Mexico.
  29. Cangry Canary

    What brought you to have faith in the Creator?

    I see we all enjoy our autistic analogies so I'll ask, what brought you in to following Chris? I was roped into it, I had heard about Chris before this and had faith that he was a mere simple sped that needed help, but now I realize that his story could help me. I am a reflection of Chris, he...
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