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On a related note, if you want to turbooverclock your autism, just start a PM thread with hundreds of users where y'all try to figure out how Trump can still win the 2020 US Presidential Election.

Somehow I missed this video, though tbh I sometimes skip over the ones with less colourful titles. EDP doesn't seem like the paedo type... however he does seem like the type that'd do/say dumb shit without thinking it through.

Haha...you fool.....did you not know............that I am hard......so I go hard? " He'd shuffle into the shadows, donning his usual Sephiroth outfit that he'd kept for his days of Kiwi brutality, fully prepared to oppress the virtual masses of this cybernetic kingdom he called home. "I don't...

Jack Edelweiss / MrJokerRager halal thread when?

Once taken place in a terribly dreadful time, there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a not-so-big lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul, male or female, that lived on my smelly, stinky, orange, old, rotten, messy, busted cul-de-sac between Belmont and Rose...

If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Ladin, and Isabelle from animal crossing, and I had a gun with two bullets. I would shoot Hitler and Bin Ladin just to get some alone time with Isabelle. Holy shit I want to put my rock hard cock in Isabelles tight dog pussy and eject a gallon of sperm...

Satan is doing God's work.

Josh is a good boy. He dindu nuffin.

we did it, Reddit!

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I'd respectfully suggest that in Desmond's case, it's his mother that's the lolcow (Wendylou). The way she whores poor Desmond out to degenerates to win asspats, not to mention the way she uses him to vicariously relive the wild '90s youth she always wanted but could never have. You can just...

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I unironically love this nigga (no homo). Hardcore Eagles fan that isn't afraid to dish out tough love. He also offers health advice to his homies. The real gold is on his second channel. This nigga is based and motherfuckin' redpilled.

Coke Zero?

After I'm done with him, the owl will have no wings with which to fly. No eyes with which to see. No feathers with which to keep his body warm. The only thing he will have is a new butthole, perfectly sized for my new cock.

Copypastas from here, there and everywhere. These could be established copypastas, or potentially new ones. I'll start. -- Don't rate this post autistic. I trusted Null I can pretty much trace my childhood and growth to adulthood alongside the sperging of Chris Chan/sonichu. It's funny how...

ResetEra is what happens when you become too autistic for Reddit.

The Herkster was the embodiment of living the American Dream. He was his own boss, he sought out injustices and put them right, and he was also a pussy magnet. Semper Fi, Herk.

Maybe the rule wrt trolling plans came in sometime after 2016?

The T490 is pozzed to the point where it makes an M1 MacBook look good.

T-series ThinkPads are based. Well, up until the T430. They started going downhill from the T440 onwards.

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idk why, but Null's voice reminds me of Joe Rogan for some reason.

I unironically agree. At least SIG puts his money where is mouth is.

Not cooking, but cooking-adjacent. Some delicacies from Britbongland. ngl I'd unironically eat all of these. Don't bother turning subtitles on; YT's algorithm finds Northern accents just as baffling as the rest of us.

One sticker KF doesn't have that it could really do with is an "obvious" sticker. Maybe an onion wearing a Sherlock Holmes hat?

rn the difference between KF and OF is that KF is a lolcow discussion forum where shitposting occasionally breaks out, whereas OF feels like a shitposting forum where lolcow discussion occasionally breaks out.

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Cars.

A fellow Ausfag, I see. Traditionally, Aussies tended to give less of a shit about the piece of paper you've got and more of a shit about what you've actually done. That said, a combination of Britbong backpackers in the recruitment game and pajeets with a hard-on for getting their MBA have...

laughs in uBlock Origin

Audacity for audio editing BitBleach (non-pozzed CCleaner equivalent) ESET Internet Security (anti-virus/anti-malware ... it's paid, but you get what you pay for) NotePad++ (NotePad replacement, obvs) O&O ShutUp 10 (uncucks Windows 10 as much as possible) WinAmp (still whips the llama's ass)

... and you do it for free. Oy vey!

That sounds more like a statement of fact rather than a suggestion.

Isn't the whole of Reddit a tranny "safe space"? Twitter is also one of those too.

Fun fact: Pol Pot wasn't his real name. "Pol Pot" got his name by shortening the phrase "Political Potential". Also, you can't have a Pol Pot thread without this:

Dual KF/OF citizen checking in.

100 members! @Spedestrian is the lucky winner.

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Yeah nah. Kengle has just consolidated a whole stack of low volume subforums. Maybe try shitting up Whatever Floats Your Boat to the point where the TSIC-tier nonsense is worth spinning off into its own subforum. Agreed. This place is already turning into a kool kiwi klub.

What Kengle meant by the statement as opposed to what others may think he meant... that's the mildly concerning part.

The Open Source community has a notable man called Stallman. When he was young, he wanted to write his own software, but everything he wrote ended up becoming a notepad. Once upon a time, struggling with implementing the “onKey” event, he found a letter from a Finnish student who wanted to write...

I remember when nerds used to jizz their pants over the Amiga's ray tracing abilities, only back then it was quite cool because nothing else this side of a 6-figure supercomputer could do that kinda stuff.

I'm old enough to remember when C was recommended to virtually everybody as their first "real" programming language (BASIC didn't count, apparently). ngl I'm a bit of a dumb cunt, so I gave up trying to learn C fairly early on. Ended up learning Pascal instead, though I've forgotten most of it...

I really love minions. Every day when I was little I would watch Despicable Me, Minions, and Despicable Me 2. The only porn I can get off to is minion porn. Every time I have sex with my girlfriend I have to dress her in a minion suit. She screams when I do, so I have to use tape to keep her...

Hahaha you said "trans"!

I'm only saying that because she can't negrate me right now.

I agree, but I'd go as far as to suggest that "Disagree" should be neutral rather than negative. True. Despite the small cohort thus far, some people here have been known to hand out negrates like candy at Halloween, and other have been known to REEEEEEEEEE about negrates to the point of...

The line about crocodilian, @snailslime and zedkissed60? Customisation, my good man. Much in the same way one might change the date of the 4210 Wolfetown Road copypasta.

Semper Fi, @OnionNull.

You mean you went and PAID for a chatroom for this place?! Absolute madlad.

I appreciate that you're taking a relatively hands-off approach for now. Hopefully it won't bite you or OF on the ass.

Based.

Good point. Anyone that asks to be a janny should automatically be disqualified from the role, as they are the worst kinds of janny.

If I were @OnionNull, I'd make @SIGSEGV and @Leg Pit Cream full mods. That would be based af.

We did it, Reddit!

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I wonder how many Springer-era lolcows are now on Twitter? Indeed, how may of them are even still alive?

Shitposting. I'm interested in shitposting. (USER WAS BASED FOR THIS POST)

idk how (if) I can confirm this, but I have a feeling that "thunk-provoking" is my most used rating on KF. There's an awful lot of stuff out there that makes me think, but I've not yet had a chance to think a post through to the point where I have a response capable of advancing the conversation.

Yep. I have no idea what he was thinking when he made this. Anyone even remotely interested in TempleOS / Terry A. Davis knows that Linus is a shill and a hack... though fair play to him, he's probably made a motza out of dumb motherfuckers that think he's a smart motherfucker.

Personally, I understand both sides of the sticker issue. On the one hand, you have those who give out neg-rates, and then they don't contribute in any real discussion. They believe as if the sticker should be the signifier of their opinions and viewpoints and nothing more. They don't feel the...

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