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  1. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    And you can wonder no longer... it is YOU who is still thinking about him. Ummmmmm... The word "pretty" undermines your statement.
  2. Nektar Geist

    Default Prefix - Flag for Staff Natural Snow Buildings

    There is the What are you listening to thread. ANyway... NSB It's just Can for wankers, tho.
  3. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    That wasn't a threat to tattle. Retard. It was asking the question, do you tell Tommy (victim of domestic abuse, friend of the Doll Collector) about how you spend your days. Wasting your life away on this pathetic obsession with some guy you want to fuck, but won't touch you with a 10ft barge pole.
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    Morse Code

    No. Thats a retarded thing to say. You probably wish, dontcha? Seth Rogan has hair like a woman's pubic hair. And so do you. Y'know, happiness is a fleeting emotion. I try to concentrate on contentment.
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    Morse Code

    AI wrote this. It's called cutting a promo, these days. Grandad. Likely. You don't remember Chaggot, shitting up his thread, post the PPPwinson incident. Dude,they are cows, they gonna cow. Brah. Are you new here? That's fortunate, as you aren't going to get any. Why do you style your...
  6. Nektar Geist

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    And joshy doesn't have that butch a voice to begin with.
  7. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

    That was an Ashley Renee Hutsell response.
  8. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    But you think fuckwittedly. X. Unless you post in the super secret paypig nonce pen. Take. Shall not TAKE his name in vein. And you are Moose fucker, right? I thought you'd be more literate than that.
  9. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Go on. Double dare you. Totz not fussed, not obsessed with the elderly broom, there. tbf, nobody outside of the podcast did hear it. Ohhhh. Great come back, there. What happens if they don't STFU? What. Then. Ash. You have decided to wage war against some autistic pensioner. Online. You are...
  10. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Hey there, balloon foot. SHe did op with Dani, for a short while. She op'd with Blaine, as well. Before the Hypno Sissy Porn Fan Fic got leaked.
  11. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Ash self snitches AGAIN. Still haven't managed to corner @fnaarf in the wood shed, huh? And Ash wants to rape it. Post a known picture of them.... oh wait... There is a known photo of you, right? But you'll spaz off at him, when the hooch disables your inhibitions. Like you? You got dox'd...
  12. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    Really? More terrified than the threat of being fed to pigs?
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    "I've learnt my mistakes, and I'm sure I can repeat them, exactly." Your literacy skills are sub par, but you don't need to leave a note. People will understand. Wot a spaz answer. This could be the last time...
  14. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    That's what you do, right? Sauce for the goose... lol. You aren't. You lost Tommy. Now you are all alone. With nothing better to do, than shit up threads here.
  15. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Yes. It is de rigor to pay people, monies usually, who have sex for pay. Sounds like Ash is into a bit of elder abuse. WRONG. She was never married. And Tommy left her. After the domestic abuse. I bet he just ignores the kids, the ones who shoplift. Scared that they will make fun of the...
  16. Nektar Geist

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Man walks into a Shrink's office, and sits down on the couch. The Shrink tells the man "I'm going to show you some Rorschach prints, and I want you to tell me, what springs to mind, when I show you the pictures." The Shrink shows the man the first print, and he says "Vagina. I see a vagina."...
  17. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

    This is why joshy had to toady up to the KC, while Snoreski did KTFO in less than a minute. It was IRL stuff (and Warski isn't a stranger to making a tit of himself, for views), and joshy would never step into a ring, with anyone. Chris could probably press him. joshy ain't gona train, he ain't...
  18. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

    Weeeellllll. If the Commie Farms says it's kosher....
  19. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

    People who read gunts substack? If. You. Say. So.
  20. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    Don't have to, you posted the cap, like I asked you to. Fine and mellow.
  21. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

    Meaning, you still pay attention to gunt. Your opinion is disregarded. Gunt has fathered two kids (that we know off, who knows how many bastard gunts there are, out there). This proves that gunt has had sex (with women), something joshy has never done. And again. He still has Plodwinson, in his...
  22. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    According to the book "What to do, when the head broom spazzes out and bans you"? What did you say in your email? Post cap, or this never happened. I'm assuming, you have a lot of spare time, on your hands. If you were Jerry Colona, this would be worth it, there'd be funny, all the way...
  23. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

    "Forget it Jake, it's Commiefarmstown" You'd cry too, if it happened to you. After this, it's taking selfies in women's changing rooms et al. Gunt don't give a fuck. Like nearly all cows that joshy seethes at, gunt is better off than joshy. He's living the life of Bukowski. Albeit, gunt...
  24. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

    TBF, BH paid to be unbanned, then was banned again. Isn't that how it went?
  25. Nektar Geist

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Because, believe it or not, while Sam is objective more of an uggo than joshy, he is more successful, more culturally relevant, and has the drive to actually do something, like train to box, and then go into a ring and use those boxing skills. But, you are right, Sam is shit. Just not as shit...
  26. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    I'm putting this here, because Alex is probably to coom brained, and terminally online to get the cultural reference. Think she shtupped Sinatra when she was a teen?
  27. Nektar Geist

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ash "Get raped, kike" Hutsell, there. Who hoped a teenager would get raped in prison, just because he defended his community. ABG is prolly socking. They got caught replying to a post, on the wrong account.
  28. Nektar Geist

    Cowsphere - General Nonce gets arrested for "PR Stunt" Wedding to 9 year old at Disneyland Paris....

    https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0l4z2z7rk4o https://archive.is/WdzHw https://offenders.org.uk/offender?id=7346 https://archive.ph/zoHAK https://www.news18.com/viral/who-is-jaskarn-jacky-jhaj-paedophile-fake-marriage-9-year-old-disneyland-paris-9404838.html https://archive.ph/OraCr "A...
  29. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    B-b-b-but... what about the TRUTH!?! That was suicides (plural). And it took them several years to accept byuu topped himself. Ofc, joshy knew for some time that he was dead. Autistic Spite is a chink. Prolly upset he lost his dog meat connection. Apart from the head broom xerself. Plus ca...
  30. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    TBF, you have no problem with Hamas raping babies. Ash's theme tune for the site She's like the female Vaush (pronounced Voosh, rhymes with douche).
  31. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Prolly why his socks never get outed. Pedmenco has admitted to having several sock on the ol' Commie Farms.
  32. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    "Yer juz weljel" People mocking you, for being a spaz, isnt "obsessed". Its lulz. The poor black ones get a free pass? Hmmmmmm. Lets see how this will pan out... So are you. Again, this is you. You don't have any kids, do you? Soooooo... this (once again) applies to you. Blah blah blah...
  33. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    You bombed out, right? Sorry, I mean... This Never Happened Why mentioned it then? Ofc, you have the mental age of a 12 yo.
  34. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Fat, scruffy, talks shit. Yeah, it's a Marxist. Dicky and Nicky right wing. lol. How old would your Dad be now? If he hadn't killed himself, over the embarrassment of fathering you? Like you are sexually attracted to nonces?
  35. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    You're a fat, retarded, greasy racist. What's your point? It says has she shits out another tl/dr scree But he did molest Tommy. Ash has confirmed this. She's such a pick me. Ash, can you estimate the time you've spend, y'know, opening email accounts, to open accounts for forums. Over. The...
  36. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    It was Tommy leaving her, after the domestic abuse. I hope the Doll COllector treats Tommy better than Ash ever did. Seriously tho, imagine having to live with some fat, obnoxious retard (she's a Marxist... in her 40s.)
  37. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Search her name on Commie Farms, see what comes up. No. You still haven't gone down the route of getting a restraining order. She's literally admitted to harassing your employees. Lucky Ash has never had a job, or will, so it's a moot point for her. Her neighbors on the other hand. They should...
  38. Nektar Geist

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    (((They))) have said they are Belgian. Sooooo... You really haven't done your research. Oh, and joshy has a history of wanking over cat bois (ooooorrrr, he "self inserted" as the cat boi". But, feel free to carry on shipping.
  39. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Uuuuummmm. Please explain the logic underlying that conclusion. We may make fun of Adanna, for all the "I'm not reading that shit" threads, but at least they aren't Dani'qua Lopez. As it's an absolute given, all kwiffar were medicated as kids... this is going to keep on happening. It's just a...
  40. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    She's mad fer the noncing. Just can't get enough of it. https://www.bbc.com/news/world-middle-east-13088630 "An Italian pro-Palestinian activist has been found dead in the Hamas-governed Gaza Strip hours after being abducted. Vittorio Arrigoni, 36, was seized on Thursday by a radical group...
  41. Nektar Geist

    Hold up - You can buy heroin at the gas station?

    It is an opioid. However, Heroin is a brand name. lamey should be stocking up on this, if she cant get her co-codamol.
  42. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    "I'm in the phone booth, it's the one across the hall If you don't answer, I'll just ring it off the wall I know he's there, but I just had to call Don't leave me hanging on the telephone Don't leave me hanging on the telephone I heard your mother, now she's going out the door Did she go to...
  43. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    She said she printed stuff on t-shirts (I'm imagining "TRUMP IZ RAYZIZT" or other fatherless slogans). Meaning... SHE EXPLOITS SWEAT SHOP LABOUR, JUST LIKE THE BOOOOOUUUUGGGGIIIIEEEE SCUM SHE IS!!!! No doubt, she wants you to talk her off. This is actual text book harassment. Block the number...
  44. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    You being a homo, that would make sense. "The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin... you know what I mean..." Well, Jack doesn't. Yeah, because you're not THAT stupid, to believe you are smart and/or funny. Weeellllll. funny peculiar, perhaps. Ash drank best part of a sixer... to fix...
  45. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Like nearly everything. Doesn't stop you chatting shit about, tho. Fat obese is a tautology. You're also fat, aren't you?
  46. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Ummmm... The quality of life, for Palestinians, has improved thanks to the Israelis. It's the Rag heads, who keep on digging tunnels, fucking the water table, BLOWING UP THEIR OWN HOSPITAL AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT, BECAUSE OF FUCKTARDS LIKE YOU, WHO SIMPLY CAN'T GET THAT INTO YOUR FAT HEAD Easy...
  47. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Garg is still bitching about his e-daddy. Get over it dude. No one wants to use your hugbox either.
  48. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Mon coeur. What did I say? When talking about communism, it usually means Marxist Communism. "Socialism" doesn't mean "Marxism". @Crimson Fucker you need to concoct an image, of Ash, with that benny birthday hat. She's stared into the Ken Abyss for many a year. And now looks like him. It's the...
  49. Nektar Geist

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    With the gunt. js. What can Ash do? She has a thing for rapists. Must be the jig in her.
  50. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    With the gunt, you mean? Wot? Like the "Hentai" that Gahoole imported. Y'know, your mate Gahoole, hangs out with "Ironic Internet Nonces".
  51. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Where's Tommy? Oh, that's right, in the arms of the Doll Collector. Because you drove him away, with your abuse. Is that what you think you are doing? Really? Ummmm... Communists have a long history of pedo-ism, as well as sadism. You should read up on how people got treated in the gulags...
  52. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    So... you knew it was a retarded thing to do... BEFORE you did it? And went ahead and did it anyway? $100 of your Mother's street walking money, dude. And deservedly so.
  53. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    I'm that nigger in the alley... Big ol' X, there buddy-roo You gave money to the broom. You're the niggiest nig nog, eva.
  54. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Mr Kettle, please go to the white courtesy phone, you have a call from Mr Pot Please explain the logic, underlying that conclusion. Name 5 people who have "noticed it". You are unable to post on Commie Farms. Even tho you paypigged the broom. Like a homo. Physician, heal thyself. $100. Fag...
  55. Nektar Geist

    Cowsphere - Garden Variety Stardust

    https://www.youtube.com/@smoltalkme New channel or something...
  56. Nektar Geist

    Why does nobody talk about the Las Vegas shooting anymore, even though it was the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history?

    It didn't happen (in any way) like the MSM reported it. Witnesses said that they could hear the sound of bullets, being fired, through the PA. The woman who told people they were going to be shot up, completely forgotten. If it didn't happen the way the press reported it (White Boomer Goes...
  57. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    No. It's not possible to be more autistic than you. It's not obvious. Unless... were you only "pretending"? "By Jove, I think she's got it!"
  58. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    And that was the moment, Bear went Full Sargon. And you never go Full Sargon.
  59. Nektar Geist

    United States - Powerbroker Jeffrey Epstein and his Associates

    Imagine, lusting after this guys sloppy seconds...
  60. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Bear doesn't have the cognitive abilities to understand that... No. What he has to do is... PRESS THE FAG IGNORE BUTTON. Because he is a homo, like Gays.
  61. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Is it the autism, or the mental retardation, that makes you unable to identify jokes. You are the new Gays from LA. Only you are too thick and lazy to manage the "I'm not reading all that shit" effort posts. Well, certainly not fat, soda guzzlin' pederasts. But hey, that's the kind of people...
  62. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Because you are a tard, right? Non sequitur On a scale of 1-10 (1 being the least retarded and 10 being the most retarded) , where do you rate yourself? Yes, the whole Alex thing, that would have been great experience for war journalism.
  63. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    But you are mentally handicapped, aren't you? That's why you couldn't figure out, despite the years of such behavior, that joshy is conning the kwiffar. That's why you gave monies to xer. Citation needed here.
  64. Nektar Geist

    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Please, explain the logic underlying this conclusion. PPP is funny, and although joshy did send his flying monkeys after PPP (for being taller, slimmer, and generally more Chad), joshy needs all the friends he can get, so joshy has to accept, PPP > joshy.
  65. Nektar Geist

    United States - Celebritysphere Selena Gomez: Cried over Trump's Deportations

    Yeah, I know. But. It's not Gays from LA. btw... "the pickaninny nunchucks incident" Twas in rtxt bit.
  66. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Exeter Uni. Toilet paper degree Uni. You don't know what you are talking about. It's a Camel Fucker version of Judaism.
  67. Nektar Geist

    Why does Scientology get so much hate when Islam is 100x more degen and authoritarian?

    Islamic societies tolerate Islam... Blimey. Whoda thunk that. Annnnnd? Ironically, in Iran, they give you a choice, if you are an Iron Hoof... Troon out, or get tossed off of roof. The irony of it is... trooning is against Islamic (Mosaic) law. I think it does. You are asking why Islam gets a...
  68. Nektar Geist

    Why does Scientology get so much hate when Islam is 100x more degen and authoritarian?

    Because it's not based on the Mosaic law. It's literally the sci-fi doodlings of a con man. Not unique to Islam Nor this... All societies have a problem with the mincers. People like Ashley will refuse to accept this, but the Commies banned shirt lifters from joining the party. Also: "You...
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