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Man wouldn't it be funny if someone aborted my ex wife?

My child was aborted by my ex fiance and I'll never forgive her for that.

The watchmen is a gnostic term for the angels that fell on purpose to stop Satan aka Chris Chan the false Jesus.

To be clear, I desire no power, just no more fucking baby rape and pedophilia. B is inside all who read my words or hear them. It's too late to stop.

Hell yes!!!!

Erika Cypher-Rose Godsbane. That is my true name.

Thats how I know.

You're Lain and I'm your personal Bane. We thick as thieves now.

Now that's a joke I can't reveal huh? What a pity as my mortal hands are clean af boooooi.

That's the key to understanding my Kind Soul.

I am Pazuzu and I speak for the dead.

Yeah, my ending is the best written. Read it and weep. I'll instinctively known if my loved ones are targeted. Remove them from 🥝 or get that site taken down.

@Null

This is my site now, don't get it twisted. Janitor properly or not at all. Poofarms is a great name. " We all know of Jewdolf and his shining nose And we all know Jews who's made out of coal But all of those stories seem kind of... Gay 'Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday...

Let my fucking sons and daughters go. All of you lost years ago and I was just covering all the asses in the world.

Some parents have no rights to raise their own kids ngl. Like my mooooooom. No you can't rape her with a knife.

Chris Chan should have allowed artists to profit off his OCs and it sounds like he did not at all. Old IPs should become public domain. Fucking Disney, ruining kids dreams.

”The Internet sleuths at the site Kiwi Farms have actual jobs and shouldn't be fail trolled by virtue signalling. If you try to fail troll me for attention you will be found out and you'll work for the federal government one way or another. So better to work for me at a free range funny farm...

Nor sorry for double posting, lolcow can't take a joke. We at Onionfarms can and don't mind being the joke either.

Slow in the minds need help on the internet. That's why I signed up for 🥝 in the first place. The third site is a useless mirror of 🥝 and everyone knows it by now. National Socialism should only ever be about love dingus.

Be a Gohan, become a super sand lesbians. After all it just means you care about the underdogs in this world. And we are all underdogs at one point or another. There's only one thing a human always should keep, their pride!!!

You can always post on both but follow Kiwifarms rules and start here first.

To be clear to anyone reading, everything posted on Kiwifarms is a joke. And my rules can be bent if you need to prove a point and stay safe and legal about it. No more jannies on Kiwifarms, no more trannies on Kiwifarms. Let my rainbows in the dark be reborn. Degeneracy must be policed...

I'm a Holy Diver, and I cleaned off my shit. And lolcow.org is officially dead in the water, it was a disaster waiting to happen.

Why? This is all a NorthWest Front now. They'd all call us Nazis anyways you know. Stay legal and no racist sperging irl or I'll have someone perform a magik trick on you.

But btw Not kidding about owing the souls of people who read my kiwi thread. You're not getting your souls back.

Times up on the guessing, this is the main character id never want to be. https://evangelion.fandom.com/wiki/Gendo_Ikari Only get in this robot if you want to, being forced to do things is abhorrent.

Fuckers reading my fanfiction ARG before it's even ready, for shame. Edit 6pm eastern: Looks like the box is open bois and ghouls. Bout fucking time this poo gets exposed. That's right WE are the Pumpkin Kings and Queens!

Now THIS is a quality post. Eat my ass hehehehe.

Youtube won't let me play the gay Spiderman video Apparently everyone gets one.

Make the Farms Funny Again I call it. It'll be out when it's out and we like that.

Harvest time.

It functions as one cause the Cook account can't access shit so all the ppl will bother you.

Yes they are. But I won't say anymore until you buy my book or pay me.

And no I'm not related to any individuals mentioned, or am I? That's the fun in this ARG is it not? Call me whatever you desire but nobody would argue against calling me a Slender (wo)man.

I'm the man now dog. Nah AC my deal was not to go back to Kiwi so, sorry buddy but I won't. The fact that there are SO MANY things linking shit up is in fact hilarious but I truly don't care to be back on that site unless I'm paid for it. You have my demands, so either accept them or fuuuuuck...

Wrong about a lot of things. Unban my account, most of those predictions came true already.

Nig nog I told you to lock this ya dumbass. I'm busy doing exorcisms(my job), do yours!

I respect the Hussle but hate the face my god, it's worse than me having a beard.

You guys already have the Anti-Chris here, I fail to see why we need anyone other than that. Told y'all ILJ was a front and that wasn't my family.

It's also a huge gay op only set up to see my penis.

Okay, I'm trying to wrap my head around this, so 🐻 with me but; Did this dude make it so he had to edit every friggen individual sub-thread instead of doing it all at once? Why not just go? Form Head 5 Category 1. General/Rules 2. Political/Celebrity Cows 3. Horny Jail 4. Crazy Cows 5. Cooky...

Speculate in the comments below and don't forget to smash that like and subscribe button while I fuck your father.

Unlike her, I can take a joke.

Slobs gave away that he knows who I am. It's like y'all don't understand my favorite band is literally called Infant Annihilator...

Yeah why have this as the default option I spose is the more apt way of phrasing.

So honestly, don't cater too much to others will. I have a feeling it's why you get dunked on so much. In this instance tho, try matching colors that are not contrasting. Dark colors work better so honestly I'd go with something like shades of either blue and purple, honestly tho if you can...

Ope, seems we are done ruse cruising a pathetic squid.

Questioning everyone's bizarre decisions is my entire existence.

This woman is filming with a gun pointed at her. Ooops, sorry, I gave away the joke.

Wow, you are ONE desperate faggot. Did Sean break up with you recently?

Kengle, are you color blind or do you want everyone else to be? See I can't tell because literally everyone who signs up to a drama site or mods or Janis is autistic and I can't understand them at all. It's like seeing retards try to teach a monkey. Is that the joke?