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Lol, lmao even as the people say! That explains the questions they were saying they had to answer to be able to match up. Some did seem weirdly glow specific/study-ish and not related to matchmaking. Oh, definitely. Quite a few seemed more invested than their "for the lulz" and curiosity...

Ah! Fellow duolurker! Did you see where they were calling the app sketchy for the scrapes and then turning around to say that if Jersh had gotten to the idea first it would have been less sketchy? That shit sent my sides into orbit.

If only bad owners got put down at the same rate as the bad dogs...

Man straight up abandoned his dead raccoon. Smdh.

Yeah, there are some decent ones... I still don't trust 'em any further than I can throw their owners, though. I mean there's so many unprompted attacks/maulings that the "no such thing as a bad dog" myth should have to died by now.

Very unpopular opinion because I have no soul: Dogs. They're too much like attention-seeking teens that go out of their way to ruin nice things for everyone else.

That's somehow even worse, given the corpse skin amhole will probably need the ol' fish skin graft at some point.

On this planet we put weird/interesting things in glass jars of alcohol. :}

Absolutely mournful tits, even even if they're bigger than the average woman's. That gooch looks like chewed up gum or a pitbull mauling victim...🤢 Trans is a hell of a wacky drug to convince them that's sexy.

Demo'd Sea of Stars and the highly colorful but pixelated graphics gave me nostalgia for (Secret and) Legend of Mana, as well as Chrono Trigger. Can't really speak to the writing as it was a demo, but it's pretty nice-looking and you can tell they really enjoyed rendering it.

Mistake him for Solomon Grundy and go back to muh vidya, probably.

Josh bitching about weak people who don't do anything is rich asf considering he hides in a shit hole country and probably doesn't even go outside for anything. NGL that's some old school lolcow behavior. 👌

I just enjoyed it for what it was, Lynch or no Lynch tbh. Also yeeeah, Eraserhead was definitely weird to be weird.

It worked for Twin Peaks (even when they explained some of it) so I can see it adding flavor, especially if that kind of thing is your jam.

It's crazy how they worked that into what started out as a quirky movie about a man hiring people to kill his wife. I can respect that, tho. Show's on my to watch after I finish some other ones.

The Onions don't really have a thread like this for TIL shitposting /effortposting, so here it is. :opeed: Thread tax: Today I learned sin-eating was a thing while reading some 1800s folk horror (aka weird fiction) anthologies. Shit was wild. ETA: The link is a NatGeo segment on the topic of...

It could be. But some songs were stupid catchy, so it wasn't all bad all the time. There was also the option to take a Sony walkman too. If we had the batteries on hand, that is.

Core memory unlocked: dad allowing nothing but country on the radio during road trips. ETA: In that same vein.

Is this woodchuck capable of chucking wood? We need to consult the beavers.

They already wash their hands more than some people, typing can't be that far away for trashpanda kind. Also inb4 the people washing the shredded cheese(coated in cornstarch to prevent clumping) also eat cornstarch from the box.

Yes, but only as mediocre men in men's divisions where they'll get clobbered and forced to get gud. :trollface:

Error caused a double post, I am ready for the stones.

Kevryn was one of the cows I kept up with for awhile on the farms, but the excessive spending on plastic kitsch when he should have been more concerned about other shit was beginning to get old. Nigga had so many unspayed/unneutered dogs and cats in his orbit...I bet there's more than just...

It's not really a post here, but sometimes I think about the articles and tiktoks that discuss washing shredded cheese and I get secondhand tism from the exceptionalism.

QTA: the women are secretly nekoshotas.

Heckin slab of spouse material: Also shames the ladies for having sex lives (that don't include him) but can't commit to just one woman while sexualizing the fuck out of them in his slutty fap fantasies. wow

That poor place is going to need remodeling, fumigation and a whole lotta Bioremediation.

Plebbit has a shitton of weed whacker fights on Publicfreakout, and they sustain me with the sheer retardation, but this one is my all time fave.

Got back into Binding of Issac and man, did Repentance make the game more difficult. Still as fun as I remembered it being though, so that's a plus.

I got you, homeless goat fams.:feels: Inb4 "welcome to new user Grace Cock Soup"

Sad thing is any goofy-looking dude like him could totally get some of da gerls, if his personality weren't so repugnant. A healthy sense of humor- even at your own expense- is something the ladies like in unfortunate face cases with bald peepees.

I know, it was just a joke that fell flat.

Garlic is absolutely haram.

I'm more a freeballin' type, but just for you I will.

Play Goodbye Horses as the 30+mph winds carry it to parts unknown.

I had some picada steak that had dried out a little in the packaging, so I marinaded the shit out of it with soy sauce and mushroom bouillon for an hour. It ended up going into beef+broccoli with sauteed bell peppers over some plain white rice. Side note: You can tell the meat was kinda old...

I like wholesome yet dark/sad feel anything, so 10/10 agree on Natsume and his book of frens. Especially if you're into folklore monsters of sorts.

For a safer future, we should normalize punting aggressive trannies with dogs and the rare aggressive dog trannies. Kick for that goalpost!

Some people just like knowing they caused another person or living thing to suffer+die either directly or indirectly. Fucked up, but it do be that way sometimes.

Self-immolation if a hell of a fucking way to kill yourself, especially over conspiracies. Surprised it wasn't a kiwi, kinda. Weenie Roast at The Court House

You're acting like Kansas, Oklahoma, and Arkansas aren't whiter than cream corn on a saltine cracker states as well.

Nah. I'm cool with just shedding tears when the fumes inevitably turn to a weak acid on the surface of my eyeballs.

Catholic guilt is a thing tho.

What religion does to a nigga's sexlife, tbh.

Ah Mormons, they're just as fucked, but the ones I knew were normal people. So, the most I'll give them is some gentle ribbing about their prophet being the town drunk. And the special underwear.

I still have major beef, but I won't discuss my power level too much. However, I will say some of the nastiest and most perverted peeps I've ever met were small-town Christians. Baptists, particularly.🤢

It's almost as if being a religious leader in a position of power attracts nonces and other degens... Kinda disappointed it was the Himalayan Salt monks' leader this time, tho.

Phone (and toilet paper) go down the hole. Eww.

You forgot the best ones:

God I wish. I'd like to see him butcher and cherry pick every major religion's lore. :opeed:

I no longer require eyes, Jon

Always heartwarming, when the white trash finds their kindred white trash-in-spirit. I'm told it's how trailer parks are made and it's a beautiful part of nature. :realamerican:

Man oh man, do I have some alternative universe lore for you... Word of God from the fat man himself, even!

ED always felt like the website equivalent of the smelly sperg whose mouth keeps running, even when everyone can see the spaghetti all over the floor behind him. Glad to see it really hasn't changed in current year and you can't tell me these niggas ain't protokiwis.

Indigestion.

That fourth onion is a bro tho.

Man those Florida Serbian Spring peepers are really gettin' it in the background. Letter burning ASMR channel when, Mr.Moon?

I made myself lemon spinach fettuccini with chicken, and it was pretty good for as stupid simple as the sauce base was.. Tasted spring-y and bright ASF too. 👌

Replace that brick with a block of bougie cheese, Nigga, then we'll talk.

Until the more feral lolcows start biting chunks out of the blubber armor or they send in the pyroclastic arson cows, that is.

The American Sign Language signals for abortion are hilarious, pretty apt, and thus based.

Damn, now I guess I'm going to notice it now too. 😬 Kinda makes sense unfortunately. She is like the only female team member, if you exclude them working with that dwarf woman. She's practically their Bulma.

Isn't that like 90% of Animus tho?

All hail the Cloud; heed the gale of his truth.

Delicious in Dungeon or Dungeon Mushi, I think. Also found myself enjoying that one too.

Scarletfucker is socking again and he can't keep getting away with it. :(

Oiy Vey it's annduh shoahchu. :whyyy:

Imagine if it had been a different holy text. I kinda want AI to construct the Buddhistchu alternate timeline now.

:opeed: would be a fun vinyl sticker, NGL. But fr realtalk this forum is so small I think the merch would be a waste, Ken. Buy yourself a nice charcuterie board spread instead. Or a hotpot. I hear those than be pretty delish and probably are lower sodium than cured/smoked meats.

The peeps that wrote the Bible were terrified of vaginas when they weren't regurgitating common sense... I can't think of any lamer opinions reeeeing (besides the Kwiffars) to take seriously than that. Kinda based of them to note God struck a bitch with leprosy for being a bitch, tho.

Fake... and gay.

I'm gonna need a Chris-chan cover of Personal Jesus before I consider listening to the other shit. And some other Religiously coded 80s songs Among Which.

I am mainly aware of this game for the Pokemon creepypasta songs (and MILF,) but this cropped up and it seems apt for the CWC splinter site with African politics thrown in.

Can't Ken just t-pose, tip forward, and squish Josh? Because Josh is too weak to even hold back the boiled burger bod. Or is that his endgame move we haven't unlocked yet in WrassleMana?

I usually read his posts with the Borderlands Psychos' voice lines in mind. There, that's my autistic confession. His is the shiniest meat bicycle.

I will put it on my fridge with all the other certificates, thanks fren. :)