What would you do

[Gore San]

If the grey hulk showed up in your living room repeating everything you say in a mocking tone while punching inches away from your face.

 

[polonium]

I would put the bong down and reevaluate my life

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Joe Fixit had a weakness for chicken, so I would compliment him (he may repeat the compliments in a mocking tone but they would weaken his anger) before offering him some of dat sweet Popeye's chicken.

 

[Gore ChanGore Chan is verified member.]

I would put the bong down and reevaluate my life

this is the one

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

F word

 

[Bisabo(lol)]

Mistake him for Solomon Grundy and go back to muh vidya, probably.

 

[polonium]

Because polonium isn't passing the bong anymore. :(

I didn't say anyone else has to stop.