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  1. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    And also, Null is correct, Kiwifarms users have no jobs and leech off their rich families while condemning Chris. A Pic upon all who would condemn the jobless simply by that. May their tongues run dry, may they seek the truth, but the truth never reach them. May their seed curdle under my...
  2. Cangry Canary

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    Anyone who knew me in the past should have a great story before DMing me about when you found out.
  3. Cangry Canary

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    And again, I'm obviously not Bella nor am I Anon so leave them alone.
  4. Cangry Canary

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    First Decree, investigate Praetor, they obviously ripped off Chris financially unlike Null.
  5. Cangry Canary

    Cowsphere Russell Greer Disabled Aspiring Songwriter/Paralegal who tried to sue Taylor Swift

    I am ILJ, the Mushroom Princess. I see my brother was here before me.
  6. Cangry Canary

    Cowsphere Russell Greer Disabled Aspiring Songwriter/Paralegal who tried to sue Taylor Swift

    Invite him now I say, let him rejoice in the fruit of all of our collective labor.
  7. Cangry Canary

    Christory Christian Weston Chandler / “Chris Chan” / Christine Weston Chandler /

    Indeed, even I, the anti Chris(t) only claim to interperate others Delusions. Chris(t) forces his Delusions onto others. And thus his son was sacrificed for our sins. Hail Satan.
  8. Cangry Canary

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    1. Don't advertise this site on the Kiwi Farms or I'll fucking beat you to death. Your attempts to failtroll Josh are not funny and are extremely faggy. (Yes all of you reading this) 2. Kengle is to keep this site up as long as the penance is demanded of him and his son. (You know why) 3. I am...
  9. Cangry Canary

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    Current Twitter: https://mobile.twitter.com/PurpleJess2 Prior Handles: Unabashedhermaphrodite - https://kiwifarms.net/threads/unabashedhermaphrodite-belial-the-actual-queen-actuallybella1-autisticaizen-blaine-gaven-ross-jess-ross-erika-starling.99380/ Belial - Splinter The Actual Queen /...
  10. Cangry Canary

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    We were told in Revelation 10:11 that John still had to prophesy about many peoples, nations, languages, and kings. Now that the fall of the Jewish nation has been detailed in Revelation 11, our attention is turned to the next object of God’s judgment. Curiously, many of our brethren see...
  11. Cangry Canary

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    The first beast comes "out of the sea" and is given authority and power by the dragon. This first beast is initially mentioned in Revelation 11:7 as coming out of the abyss. His appearance is described in detail in Revelation 13:1–10, and some of the mystery behind his appearance is revealed in...
  12. Cangry Canary

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    I am the Black Hole Sun of God
  13. Cangry Canary

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    John 1:5 ESV / 179 helpful votes Helpful Not Helpful The light shines in the darkness, and the darkness has not overcome it. John 8:12 ESV / 173 helpful votes Again Jesus spoke to them, saying, “I am the light of the world. Whoever follows me will not walk in darkness, but will have the light...
  14. Cangry Canary

    Best or favourite films

    Why cause you jack off to Buffalo Bill like the rest of those straights? I do bet your liver would taste most exquisite if I cooked it right.
  15. Cangry Canary

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    Also, all us New American Gods and Goddesses should bless Null for helping us all. Literal thoughts and prayers for anyone who helps you okay guys? Show gratitude like I have and will continue to do so. The normies need help too.
  16. Cangry Canary

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    A lot of them are, most are on the inside and that's what matters to me.
  17. Cangry Canary

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    I can summarize this for rules once I get back to a place with a PC unless someone else beats me to doing so.
  18. Cangry Canary

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    Of course this all applies to me, I'm the Autistic Jezebel of CwCville
  19. Cangry Canary

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    Artists are Valid. Sex work is Valid. Gays(umbrella term)are Valid. The Mentally Ill are Valid. Not wanting to be around them is also Valid. Wanting them to die is not. If you want to meme and are an honest autistic (blanket term) then feel free to meme here, I can provide a less harsh...
  20. Cangry Canary

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    What race civil war do you think I'm talking about buddy?
  21. Cangry Canary

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    Hate based on actions is the only hate I think is based.
  22. Cangry Canary

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    Just to be clear, POC women usually get the most violence done against them let capita but that's human nature.
  23. Cangry Canary

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    The whole point of me sperging is literally for everyone to just stop all the poor infighting.
  24. Cangry Canary

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    White (male) lolcows get the most attention cause society actually hates them the most but you can't say that openly unless you're me.
  25. Cangry Canary

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    I've been aware of how much white culture is getting shit on and I think if they stopped hating their gay babies this wouldn't happen realisticly. Stories that are passed down are important and honestly when you specify a race about a myth, idiots will believe it.
  26. Cangry Canary

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    Nah, the last one. I had to teleport back to The US from Japan, then my first couple mirrors failed to show anything. Watching it now.
  27. Cangry Canary

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    Anyone who thinks I'm delusional is free to start a cult but do not try to harass me irl or use the legal system against me. I say it's on my side as it will be if you harass anyone associated with me due to what you read online.
  28. Cangry Canary

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    Lock this thread @Sailfish when you can. Pin it to any thread made on me here please and thank you.
  29. Cangry Canary

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    Any boomers that don't know the internet that wander in, feel free to ask the youngins around here about internet terms. "Newfag" means someone who didn't grow up on the 2001- 2009 Internet, but is too young for the super cryptic era. "Oldfag" simply refers to someone who gets 4chan lingo...
  30. Cangry Canary

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    I'm a boomer at heart but a gay one.
  31. Cangry Canary

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    It's gonna be like oh you hate Null, Spooky and etc, etc and I'll go, I don't know them offline so they may not get I'm doing a bit. There ya go everyone, have fun and only email me if you got a funny joke. Don't waste my time toooooo much lol.
  32. Cangry Canary

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    You guys picked out the perfect lawsuit bait ngl, oh I'm sorry you said what about me now? Please waste more money proving it. Innocent until proven guilty is the thing I like best about the legal system. You get a public defender, have a couple meetings, get your defense clear. Be willing to...
  33. Cangry Canary

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    I'm a bratty bitch and that's something I'll admit to in court. "Yes your honor, I am as the attorney from west virginia says 'cringey'."
  34. Cangry Canary

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    And yes I will threaten to shit in someone's house if they call me on my phone cause it's funny.
  35. Cangry Canary

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    I can claim this is all a bit I do for fun after all.
  36. Cangry Canary

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    I already had some crazy who claimed she knew me came up to me and after giving her time and trying to calm down I called the police. Then I posted on the internet to prove prior behavior in case someone pushes it.
  37. Cangry Canary

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    Yeah I know what to say in public and in court. I studied US court law with an old friend. Essentially you go, source? And then context? I'm literally the hardest lawsuit target, cause my past crimes are like lol so? I don't get too worried about mundanity, just other people getting hurt in...
  38. Cangry Canary

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    Spose I best go check it out, I've so tuned out from this grandiose stuff honestly. Trying to focus on smokescreening, exposing more lies and speaking my truth.
  39. Cangry Canary

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    Raygun I called him, Rigin they called him. Bit my hand as a child, I was chasing a toad into a food bowl. My neighbors, a gay couple, took me to the ER when my parents wouldn't. Riddle me how many lies they made up.
  40. Cangry Canary

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    Feel free to post your lies below btw. My parents made up plenty about me and my dog raygin.
  41. Cangry Canary

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    Chris and my current BF have never had sex with me physically but I do Mommy Dom so uh. I'm Barbie Chan, Mary Magdalene, the whore. Barb is Mary, Chris's mother.
  42. Cangry Canary

    Frankie McDonald (Weatherman Frankie)

    Most certainly, but I always bullied on the behalf of others most fiercely.
  43. Cangry Canary

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    Followers of Thomas the Tank Engine thread when?
  44. Cangry Canary

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    I now fully believe Chris Chan is the second coming of Christ and I must be his doubting Thomas. I know in mind, body and soul for this to be true.
  45. Cangry Canary

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    I hope I helped before it was too late, I'm so sorry I took so long to get here. But, in the end. My thirtieth birthday is such a Mark of Omens, that Chris will be free based on Mariposa's postings. I truly don't understand Kiwi cause being satire and full of hate in each post makes it hard...
  46. Cangry Canary

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    I'm the Evergreen Suitress and that's been my story assholes.
  47. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Bella = Anon Isabella Loretta Janke = Herself ILJ = My sibling
  48. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    In fact, most of their family seems pretty cool when they got dugged into. Like holy fuck man, the balls they have to do this kinda stuff. It's amazing.
  49. Cangry Canary

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    God Bless all Michaels. Please leave the person doxed as Isabella alone, she seems like a troll yes but what if she's a guy in a girl's body? Then uh, yeah that's how they FUCKING ACT.
  50. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Why the fuck is a random important enough for Null to actually troll?
  51. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    In fact, if Null had to speak in code and somehow knew someone who knew me, this would be the only way for everyone to get out of this. Why do you want to keep Kiwi going if the Joshua Moon there does not? Dudes obviously empathetic and gullible, I doubt he enjoys it there too much.
  52. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    All it takes is one mod to see our DMs on Kiwi. Why did you threaten me? Didn't you know that'd just get me scared? Haven't you learned anything? Cause it's become too suspicious for Null to not look now, and the guy legit cares about Chris so I doubt Null will get pissed about me doing this...
  53. Cangry Canary

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    True Chris fan or not, you can't be doing that and retaining a position of power without giving up complete secrecy. It's the only way to prove innocence at all. And again, I am not better than anyone but come on, this has been so childish that grown ass adults can't see what's so fucking wrong...
  54. Cangry Canary

    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    How could you think I was the oldest member on Kiwi farms. You fool. Cause I know 2008 4chan? Just leave them alone, it's so easy to google, people will find out. This is so messed up cause they can get hurt over this cover up. THATS WHY IVE BEEN SO PISSED I FUCKING GOOGLED THEM BY MISTAKE ON...
  55. Cangry Canary

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    I'm gonna go to Duluth personally if I have to to protect his family from weens because of your fuck up.
  56. Cangry Canary

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    I'm not Anon, that's Bella Spooky, ILJ is my family member and you fucked up which Rosses you threw under the buss. Mike Ross is dead, stop harassing his family. Stop speaking ill of the dead you idiots, the sheer hypocracy of these false Chris fans.
  57. Cangry Canary

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    Also also
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    Music to Wake Up to (Merged)

    Also
  59. Cangry Canary

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    The ways of Kiwi farms have been foretold in my prophecies, only the true and honest must be trusted to speak for Chris lest others twist his words for their own greed. You have seen the rotten fruits of the deceitful, those who make selfish lies can never compete with a Woman of Belial. I am...
  60. Cangry Canary

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    The dead speak through the living, listen to history. Omerta has come to the dishonest and wicked. They sing for us now.
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  61. Cangry Canary

    What is Onionpedia?

    It's where True and Honest Chris fans hang out.
  62. Cangry Canary

    Syrup

    Imagine Ken doing things that he didn't feel was right. I can't after this.
  63. Cangry Canary

    Dyatlov Pass incident

    Pretty sure it was cause they pissed Chris off and he had a temper tantrum at the mountain top, burrying the secrets of the wendigos that Russia was making but not stopping the spread of Skin walkers into Mexico.
  64. Cangry Canary

    What brought you to have faith in the Creator?

    I see we all enjoy our autistic analogies so I'll ask, what brought you in to following Chris? I was roped into it, I had heard about Chris before this and had faith that he was a mere simple sped that needed help, but now I realize that his story could help me. I am a reflection of Chris, he...
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