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United States - News 🌐 Florida-man thread

Current News events concerning the United States of America
Crimson Fucker said:
Here is an article with more info I think.
nypost.com

Fast-food customer sues Dunkin’ Donuts over ‘traumatic’ toilet explosion

He’ll skip the chocolate glaze.
nypost.com nypost.com

>Loss of the capacity for enjoyment of life

I probably shouldn't be laughing but I am.
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this is why we prefer to shart in mart
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I walk to the store, can't hold my shit anymore
Everybody walk the dinosaur
I call a stranger a whore, people staring some more
Everybody walk the dinosaur

I kick down the door, and shit on the floor
Everybody walk the dinosaur
Slip and fall on the floor, hit my head on the door
Everybody walk the dinosaur
 
lawandcrime.com

Florida man with underwear around neck found prowling near $7K bonsai tree theft: Cops

Cops found a Florida man wearing a pair of underwear around his neck prowling near where two bonsai trees worth $7,000 were stolen days earlier, a press release said.
lawandcrime.com lawandcrime.com
www.news-journalonline.com

Police: Man shot in head during argument outside Holly Hill home

Holly Hill police said the 44-year-old victim was shot in the head during an argument at a Holly Hill home in the 100 block of Flomich Avenue.
www.news-journalonline.com
www.justice.gov

South Florida Man Pleads Guilty to Participating in a Conspiracy to Distribute Protonitazene from China

Today, a south Florida defendant pled guilty to participating in a conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute a synthetic opioid, protonitazene.
www.justice.gov www.justice.gov
people.com

Grief Counselor, Teacher and Coach Among 123 Men Arrested on Charges Related to Human Trafficking in Florida

Christopher Barba, Gregory Pfefferkorn, Adam Turner and James Villacorteza were among those arrested, authorities say
people.com people.com
 
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Did he use an alligator?
 
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gta6 trailer actually refers to florida men, watering flowers with a thong on.
 
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