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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

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Reminder that Null purchased wedding bands from a German website that got hacked and included his e-mail (jcmoon@pm.me) in the leaks and that Lidl is a German Supermarket. She seems like his "perfect wife" cause she literally is his wife.

Food for thought also that he has clearly been learning to speak German if you listen to his podcast.
For all we know, Josh was buying German silver to melt it down for his coin collecting autism or some similar bullshit collecting gold and silver. Josh is in his nazi-larp phase so anything "German = cool" to him. Hence why he tries and fails to speak German, likes German supermarkets, wants German jewelry, etc.
Are you retarded? She dipped right after this information became public.
If Lidl logged off the Farms for good over that spat where Josh called that Australian feminist group "holes" then why wasn't Josh broken up emotionally on his podcast or on his website about the Lidl breakup? If they broke up, there is no way Josh would just carry on stoically like it didn't affect him. He would be cancelling shows, drinking himself into a stupor, eating himself to death, and then sniffling and crying on stream or in a dark mood on his streams. None of that happened at all. The guy that cries and whines all the time, mysteriously doesn't cry when his gf breaks up with him? Yeah, something isn't right there. He was just a little too happy and smug when a superchatter said something like "breakups are hard and I saw what happened with Lidl Drip." Josh chuckled and brushed it off easily. Why? 'Cause it didn't hurt him emotionally at all. Somethings that we know aren't true about ourselves, we can easily laugh at. But the truth hurts. Like calling a fat person fat, hurts them bc it's true. But calling a skinny person fat has no effect on them. So it leads me to believe Josh is not in a relationship with Lidl Drip or Lidl is just him socking, so he finds it funny he's tricking people that legit believe it's his gf dumping him. It's not true so it's doesn't hurt him. Whereas if Lidl dumped him and people in chat were laughing and acknowledging it, he would be seething and would be clapping back and sperging at them. And none of that happened. Now it is possible that Lidl logged off Kiwi Farms but is in the next room in Moon's swamp-trailer seething. And then Josh would laugh it off. Because he's still got the girl but she had a meltdown but is still under his control. That is possible, just less likely.
It seems much more like this is Null’s perfect gf, a girl who has all his same views on niggers jeets etc but is also a radfem who hates every moid besides him and will shower him with compliments
That is a good point. Lidl is an archetype for male fantasy. Every guy would love to have a woman that hates all men but just happens to make an exception for himself. That means she would be 100% loyal and only for you. That also does not exist. It's male fantasy. Like how men loves sluts but want some loyal slut that would only bang them. "Loyal slut" is an oxymoron. The very act of being a slut means she is NOT loyal. That just means guys want a girl that does anything they want in the bedroom but by wanting this, you're basically asking for a whore who has been around the block many times. That is why it's male fantasy bc it doesn't exist in reality. Lidl is also a goth girl visually in her shitty AI profile pic art. Men like goth girls. That is a male fantasy archetype as well and that is one big clue that a real man is running the Lidl account.

One more thing. Lidl Drip is a "tsundere" archetype. Basically, this means a cold standoffish girl that is kind of blunt and mean to everyone but is actually sweet inside and she opens up over a long time for the male love interest. And yes, tsundere is extreme male fantasy. Also, it's anime, which Josh has lied to us about liking over and over. I could easily see Josh, the ex-anime fan (he totally hates anime now guys, hehe) loving the idea of a coldhearted girl bullying him for being a nasty moid and then heading into the kitchen to bake his fatass some sweets and jumping into his bed at nighttime.
>"Baka, it's not like I would ever love a moid like you. I'm only turning red 'cause the blood rushed to my head when I bent over just now."
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Except just logging off would be extremely suspicious and make people ask questions as to why she suddenly disappeared. Staging a public "break-up" is way smarter.
Yes. And note that Lidl NEVER attacked Moon or trashed him where it would actually hurt him like calling him a gay pedo anime-lover freak incel that wanted to rape and murder women. Lidl said that other men on the site were calling women "holes" and that's basically why she was done with the Farms. She never trashed Josh on the way out. That's how you know it's Josh behind the sock. Josh is the blindspot. It's in the same way her ideology fundamentally doesn't work. Lidl hates ALL men but loves Josh somehow, the fat stinky incel that wanted to rape and murder women. Lidl isn't making the one exception for Brad Pitt or some attractive rich tall heartthrob. She's making the exception for Josh Moon. 😁 It's all so fake and gay.
 
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For all we know, Josh was buying German silver to melt it down for his coin collecting autism or some similar bullshit collecting gold and silver.
There are plenty of German sites for buying coins or silver bars. Why would he buy wedding bands way over spot to melt down?

If Lidl logged off the Farms for good over that spat where Josh called that Australian feminist group "holes" then why wasn't Josh broken up emotionally on his podcast or on his website about the Lidl breakup?
Cause the break-up was staged, that was my whole point, genius.

Every guy would love to have a woman that hates all men
What lmao? Man-hating feminists are an anime archetype now that men desire? Get a grip.

Lidl Drip is a "tsundere" archetype.
Lay off the anime buddy and maybe one day some terminally online fat bitch might take an interest in you as well.
 
Now I’m sure you all read “Null was pretending to be a girl online” and your mind jumped to trannyism, but I don’t think that’s correct.
I forgot to point out the one flaw in this Magnum Opus; Josh isn't a tranny, he has literally changed his birth sex and become a biological woman. I believe he is the first man ever to do so.
 
Nice AI generated soap opera fan fiction plot hook.
 
Hail Lidl, full of sass, the Ooperator is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst foxdicks, and blessed is the fruit of thy wit, the seethe.
Hole-y Lidl, Queen of the Parlor, post for us retards, now and at the hour of our ban.
 
This thread is mostly irrelevant now that the account is dead.
 
Not so fast, I've heard that Lidl has been spotted in the Chat lurking the site again.
"She" has quit the site for a while before returning gradually, usually appearing in the Chat before spreading to threads.
Might not be as dead as you think.
He's also currently sperging on main over the charlie Kirk assassination lol
 
Not so fast, I've heard that Lidl has been spotted in the Chat lurking the site again.
"She" has quit the site for a while before returning gradually, usually appearing in the Chat before spreading to threads.
Might not be as dead as you think.
Where’d you hear that from? Not doubting you just wondering

If Lidl does return, I wonder if she’ll be down to write sensual Jersh fanfic with me?
 
There are plenty of German sites for buying coins or silver bars. Why would he buy wedding bands way over spot to melt down?
Maybe Josh heard German wedding bands are made of top quality silver or something he read online. We just don't know. He's got a German fetish regardless.
Cause the break-up was staged, that was my whole point, genius.
Good. At least we're making progress now.
What lmao? Man-hating feminists are an anime archetype now that men desire? Get a grip.
No, that's not what I said. I never said anything about anime there. You should read more carefully instead of resorting to lame straw men. Might be hard with your garbage reading comprehension though. It's tough, I guess. The feminist stuff is trash but if it's a vehicle to get to 100% loyalty, men will work around it.
Lay off the anime buddy and maybe one day some terminally online fat bitch might take an interest in you as well.
I don't really watch anime actually. I haven't seen any shows in years. Don't worry. I'm not interested in Josh roleplay, under his sock.
Damn bro, she's JUST like your anime. Your clearly abundant life experience probably busted the case wide open
Imagine getting this defensive over a gay dude's sock account. Cry more, homo. 😂
 
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