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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread

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GuntChatRegular2 said:
Except just logging off would be extremely suspicious and make people ask questions as to why she suddenly disappeared. Staging a public "break-up" is way smarter.
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But wouldn’t that make a lot of the TERFs on the forum turn against Null? Since they’d think him using the word “holes” would make him a misogynist?
 
Mace Dindu said:
But wouldn’t that make a lot of the TERFs on the forum turn against Null? Since they’d think him using the word “holes” would make him a misogynist?
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He ended up editing his post to remove that part entirely. Plus it clearly didn't have any effect. Look at you, supposedly a woman, still simping for him. Did it make you think he's a misogynist? Clearly not.

Just recently someone got banned for shitting on Lidl Drip. Hell Cheesy Beavy got banned TODAY for criticizing Josh sweeping for Lidl.
 
GuntChatRegular2 said:
He ended up editing his post to remove that part entirely. Plus it clearly didn't have any effect. Look at you, supposedly a woman, still simping for him. Did it make you think he's a misogynist? Clearly not.

Just recently someone got banned for shitting on Lidl Drip. Hell Cheesy Beavy got banned TODAY for criticizing Josh sweeping for Lidl.
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I mean I’m a terminal Jershaholic so he could probably beat and rape me and I’d still simp for him so him saying one word wouldn’t really change much in my case. I think I saw a few women on kf criticize Josh heavily for it but I can’t say for sure. I can say it DEFINITELY made the nonas on lolcow.farm turn against him though. It’s a shame, there were lots of great discussions on that site just a year or so ago about Null’s cuteness before this all went down. If the holes debacle was staged it was a really dumb way to do it, sorry Null.
And I thought Cheesy got banned for postmarking?
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Also, is the reason that you insinuate I’m secretly a tranny troll because you’re afraid I’m going break up your otp JoshDrip? Don’t worry I’m aware joshy woshy doesn’t want to bang me lol. If lidl is real she and Josh would make a cute couple and I hope she isn’t too rough with him during pegging time.
 
Mace Dindu said:
And I thought Cheesy got banned for postmarking?
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read his recent history, retard

Mace Dindu said:
I can say it DEFINITELY made the nonas on lolcow.farm turn against him though. It’s a shame, there were lots of great discussions on that site just a year or so ago about Null’s cuteness before this all went down.
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Funny thing to mention...

This is you, eh?

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At least now we know what's in your big Null folder.
 
Mace Dindu said:
As Onionfarms resident Jersh fangirl I thought I’d give my two cents on this whole debacle.

Personally, I’m leaning towards the Lidl=Josh theory. That’s not to say I don’t think she could’ve been a separate person, although I really doubt they moved in and had a child together. If Null had a kid I imagine he would’ve been a lot less active online, lol. I also think him having a gf irl would probably make him less likely to get angry at users for dumb reasons since he’d have the love of a woman to calm his nerves. But if she was real, I imagine she was probably just a very dedicated Jersh fangirl like myself, and she and agreed that they should make a space for women to complain about moids on the forums. And they possibly were dating, who knows.

But honestly? I think it makes wayyyyyy more sense for her to be Josh. For one, she knows SO much about him. I have been obsessed with Jersh for many years now and she still bests me with her Josh lore knowledge. And a lot of her posts feel like he’s just blatantly speaking through her, saying stuff like “uhh doesn’t he know that Null etc etc etc” and “you retards Null specifically said blah blah blah”, things like that. Her vocabulary and typing style is also very similar to him (ex: “niggercattle”) and her being so into Sektur drama which is a pretty malebrained interest to have is also a bit of a giveaway. Also, as someone who uses lolcow.farm on a daily basis and is involved in a lot of radfems spaces, her combination of views on social issues is… odd. Like, ok, she’s a radfem who hates men and trannies. Makes sense, there’s tons of women like that. But her being homophobic (like Josh hmmmm) is weird because I would wager at least 70% of radfems (actual ones not just regular conservative women) are lesbian/bisexual, it’s part of why they hate trannies actually. But sure, I can buy that. But shes also… racist? Like, extremely racist? Like Josh? And not just to colored men no no, she’s also racist towards colored women? Now look, I’m sure there are some women who fit that description, but it’s quite rare at least from my experiences. It seems much more like this is Null’s perfect gf, a girl who has all his same views on niggers jeets etc but is also a radfem who hates every moid besides him and will shower him with compliments and talk about how he’s so much better than all those gross dirty scrotes (which he is btw).

There’s probably some other evidence of Lidl being a sock that I can’t think of, but my point with all this is to say that, if he really was larping as Lidl the whole time, holy shit he is a million times more adorable than I thought. Now I’m sure you all read “Null was pretending to be a girl online” and your mind jumped to trannyism, but I don’t think that’s correct. Despite their obvious similarities I don’t think Lidl is meant to be Josh’s female version of himself or whatever, she’s his ideal wife. Which is just. Oh my god. When I started believing in this theory I legitimately started hyperventilating because my brain could not process the sheer cuteness I was trying to process. Null, the love of my life, the most attractive and most based janny to ever janny is so lonely and sad that he had to make a whole new account to roleplay as his dream girl who loves him, thinks he’s handsome and defends him constantly. Like I know you’re all moids on this site but please try to understand THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER. if they ever designed some way to convert cuteness into energy Null could power ever single machine on Earth. Nothing and I mean NOTHING has ever made me want to jump through my computer screen and hug someone more than that. Of course it’s a bit depressing but in the same way a little (slobber)puppy in the rain is depressing.

And it gets even better. Lidl made frequent posts talking about how “she” loves to bake and also participated in a lot of discussions about taking care of babies. So this is Josh getting to express his more “girly” interests while also pretending to be his dream tradwife, probably imagining his perfect racist terf gf baking him pie and looking after his kids lovingly. Josh, if this is some extremely elaborate ploy to get the female users of your site to fall in love with so they’ll donate to you I’d just like to tell you IT SURE AS HELL WORKED ON ME. PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Uh so that’s my thoughts on this whole kiwifarms drama! Boy that Null sure is a character!
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This is so epic I converted it to mp3.
 
Hail Lidl, full of sass, the Ooperator is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst foxdicks, and blessed is the fruit of thy wit, the seethe.
Hole-y Lidl, Queen of the Parlor, post for us retards, now and at the hour of our ban.
Amen
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Mace Dindu said:
I’m sure Null smells delightful. He looks like he smells like coconut and fresh laundry
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You ever open a can of surstroming? I definitely misspelled it but it's so disgusting it doesn't deserve to be spelled correctly. Anyway, that. That is what Josh smells like.
 
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