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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Gore San said:
If they want people to stop complaining about featured articles maybe they should feature good ones.
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Home said:
He made this featured? This dosent even have anything to do with a lolcow, kek
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Honestly perfectly describes lolcows nowadays. Kiwifarmers can’t wrap it around their heads that I genuinely could not give less of a shit if someone is into the dad from Bluey, or if a lolcow made an OnlyFans, or if there was a furry convention in an unconventional place, I just don’t fucking care, nigga. But if you don’t then “You’re brainwashed by clown world”.

It makes me genuinely wonder, so like, how’s outside like for these people? How do they relate to anyone or spend time with anyone? When all they wanna talk about is shit no one cares about? When they have immense disdain for groups of people for incredibly delusional reasons? How do these people have friends or meet anyone that’s not in the same miserable online hovel as them? You can get away with that as a soyteen cause you don’t really have any adult responsibilities, but when you’re a full grown farmer and you have to go out into the world, what are you going to do when you get socked in the face for calling a black man a nigger as “a joke”? What are you gonna do when people start avoiding you cause you’re “That weird guy that wants to instill a government where porn usage gets the death penalty”, what are you gonna do when no one wants to be friends cause you hate half of the human population?
 
Home said:
I have some good stuff but it unfortunately involves the sharty and I’m not tryin’ to pick fights with them, so I’ll leave you with the less funny stuff

Kiwifarmer says saying you like a kid’s show is predatory. Keep in mind he’s not saying “Exposing children to porn of it is predatory”, no, he means just saying you like the show is somehow dangerous to children
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Yes, because it’s INFINITELY less suspicious if you’re shady and secretive about being involved in something related to children! Right?
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Thats a huge jump from "you are cringe for liking spongebob" to "you are a pedo for liking spongebob"
 
The Real Sam Asp Glassen said:
Thats a huge jump from "you are cringe for liking spongebob" to "you are a pedo for liking spongebob"
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They were talking specifically about Bluey and its massive fanbase, which makes what he said even stranger cause “I like Bluey” is as common of a statement as “I like Disney”. It’s not pedo as long as the porn you’re making of it is kept away from kids, it’s like they feel since the show was made for kids, people actively think of that as they’re creating porn?

No, they just think “Mrs. Incredible is hot” they don’t think about how they saw it with their kid last week.

The conversation wasn’t even about porn so I’m not sure which ass he pulled that conclusion out from
 
Home said:
It makes me genuinely wonder, so like, how’s outside like for these people? How do they relate to anyone or spend time with anyone? When all they wanna talk about is shit no one cares about? When they have immense disdain for groups of people for incredibly delusional reasons? How do these people have friends or meet anyone that’s not in the same miserable online hovel as them? You can get away with that as a soyteen cause you don’t really have any adult responsibilities, but when you’re a full grown farmer and you have to go out into the world, what are you going to do when you get socked in the face for calling a black man a nigger as “a joke”? What are you gonna do when people start avoiding you cause you’re “That weird guy that wants to instill a government where porn usage gets the death penalty”, what are you gonna do when no one wants to be friends cause you hate half of the human population?
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Kiwifarmers don't go outside. They don't have jobs, don't have friends, and don't get in relationships. They sit in their basement all day doomscrolling Kiwi Farms and Twitter and posting rants about how much they want to kill trannies and brown people. Most of the Kiwifarmers who have been doxed have been revealed to be neckbearded landwhale NEETs who are just as pathetic, if not more so, than the lolcows they follow.
 
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Some wog complains about the kwiffar being "toxic". Thinks that kwiffar are "better" than Reddit and 4chan users.... what was that again....? Something something... if you have to tell people you are better... something something."
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>“Stereotypical Gen Z slop”
>Didn’t even pay attention to the constructive criticism request
 
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Was supposed to post these weeks ago before the site went down but this is beyond messy now.
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>Texas banning loli is based
>I do believe in freedom of creativity/creative freedom

I do love how Kiwi Farms never beats the allegations in being optics cucks. You're either for free speech or you aren't. Anyone that says "I'm for free speech but" should have their opinion discarded in the dumpster because it's clear they don't care about free speech, they only care about their own speech and disregard everything else (see lolcows like Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes where they only support speech that support their cause but want other forms of speech banned). Before some idiot says "Oh you want to legalize CSAM? Are you a pedophile?" I still think CSAM should still be banned and child predators should be locked behind bars but using low hanging fruit should never be an excuse to push for aggressive censorship (see the UK's Online Safety Act to see what I mean in how the UK is heavily censoring their own Internet for "Public Safety").

Furthermore, should Texas abuse their new anti-AI CSAM law by going after random weebs instead of going after dangerous child predators then it's going to get challenged in the American federal court system because unlike Europe, it's a lot easier to challenge bullshit laws and policies in America (even conservative courts like the 5th Circuit don't always humor the bullshit being pushed by retarded tradcons). This is already settled U.S. legal policy (see Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition which ruled in favor of lolicon content) so should Texas try it, they're most likely going to lose (because even Clarence Thomas who is a conservative justice and currently serving in SCOTUS ruled in favor of lolicon along with several other conservative SCOTUS justices that were appointed by Nixon and Reagan back in 2002).
 
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TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
>Texas banning loli is based
>I do believe in freedom of creativity/creative freedom

I do love how Kiwi Farms never beats the allegations in being optics cucks. You're either for free speech or you aren't. Anyone that says "I'm for free speech but" should have their opinion discarded in the dumpster because it's clear they don't care about free speech, they only care about their own speech and disregard everything else (see lolcows like Richard Spencer and Nick Fuentes where they only support speech that support their cause but want other forms of speech banned). Before some idiot says "Oh you want to legalize CSAM? Are you a pedophile?" I still think CSAM should still be banned and child predators should be locked behind bars but using low hanging fruit should never be an excuse to push for aggressive censorship (see the UK's Online Safety Act to see what I mean in how the UK is heavily censoring their own Internet for "Public Safety").

Furthermore, should Texas abuse their new anti-AI CSAM law by going after random weebs instead of going after dangerous child predators then it's going to get challenged in the American federal court system because unlike Europe, it's a lot easier to challenge bullshit laws and policies in America (even conservative courts like the 5th Circuit don't always humor the bullshit being pushed by retarded tradcons). This is already settled U.S. legal policy (see Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition which ruled in favor of lolicon content) so should Texas try it, they're most likely going to lose (because even Clarence Thomas who is a conservative justice and currently serving in SCOTUS ruled in favor of lolicon along with several other conservative SCOTUS justices that were appointed by Nixon and Reagan back in 2002).
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To be fair, Kiwis are just for banning pornography in general (Old screenshot, not sure why I left out the user)
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I’m not defending loli by any means, more so pointing out that this most likely is an extension of Kiwi’s strange desire for a government to control their genitals. There’s a debate to be had about banning pornography, especially ones that uses real actors, but Kiwis aren’t very interested in keeping that debate sane and grounded in reality.

What blows me the most is their idea of “gooning”, that people who watch porn are these insatiable beasts that will snap and rape your child given the chance. It’s like, are they not aware a majority of society watches porn? Not as much nowadays since it’s become “cool and right wing” to avoid it but still, a good chunk watches porn. Like they’re aware they meet these “gooners” everyday and literally nothing bad happens, right?
 
Home said:
Honestly perfectly describes lolcows nowadays. Kiwifarmers can’t wrap it around their heads that I genuinely could not give less of a shit if someone is into the dad from Bluey, or if a lolcow made an OnlyFans, or if there was a furry convention in an unconventional place, I just don’t fucking care, nigga. But if you don’t then “You’re brainwashed by clown world”.

It makes me genuinely wonder, so like, how’s outside like for these people? How do they relate to anyone or spend time with anyone? When all they wanna talk about is shit no one cares about? When they have immense disdain for groups of people for incredibly delusional reasons? How do these people have friends or meet anyone that’s not in the same miserable online hovel as them? You can get away with that as a soyteen cause you don’t really have any adult responsibilities, but when you’re a full grown farmer and you have to go out into the world, what are you going to do when you get socked in the face for calling a black man a nigger as “a joke”? What are you gonna do when people start avoiding you cause you’re “That weird guy that wants to instill a government where porn usage gets the death penalty”, what are you gonna do when no one wants to be friends cause you hate half of the human population?
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I don't know if it's just me, but farmers tend to not be "too explicit" about what they like because they're probably too afraid of seeming like lolcows to others.
Saying this because the bar to be a "lolcow" is rock bottom at this point.
Like, wow, there's 30 million people just like that guy, what makes this thread worthy?

It's like a bizarre self-imposed religion.

+ hey, new here
 
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