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Gore San
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If they want people to stop complaining about featured articles maybe they should feature good ones.
Wait, I'm gonna need go know the story about the tranny story and how one snuck into the kiwifarms staff.
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Is it just me or are farmers so unfunny
I like edgy humor too, but there needs to be a punchline. So many times farmer’s punchline is just “I hate niggers and furries”. That’s not funny, that’s a statement. Posting a photo of a transgender killing themself isn’t funny, it’s just a drawing. There’s never a fucking punchline, they prescribe to the MovieBob school of comedy, “It’s funny because I agree with it”.
Once again, kiwis being no better than the liberals they hate
I like edgy humor too, but there needs to be a punchline. So many times farmer’s punchline is just “I hate niggers and furries”. That’s not funny, that’s a statement. Posting a photo of a transgender killing themself isn’t funny, it’s just a drawing. There’s never a fucking punchline, they prescribe to the MovieBob school of comedy, “It’s funny because I agree with it”.
Once again, kiwis being no better than the liberals they hate
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The feature has been so boring these past few months, I’m reminded of that one scene from Family Guy where Peter gets so bored of philately he kills himself. I can just imagine that with Null.
“Alright, kiwis, big week we’ve had! So a lolcow no one knows about got arrested, I really don’t like OFCOM, oo! It looks like a beauty parlor lolcow got a new boyfriend! And now we’re going to /ACK/ ourselves because this is awful!”
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The website does earn the title of Green Reddit because KiwiFarms is a lolcow version of Reddit.
You see... making fun of transgender people is like having anal sex.
If you don't do it right you're just going to hurt the other person.
But if you do it right, it might be a little uncomfortable at first but then it's a lot of fun.
Always remember Isabella Janke was a farmer. Kiwifarms was built for people like isabella janke who think bullying people into suicide is funny.
Not to pull back the curtain on my actual personality but I've been saying this for a really long time: lol cows aren't funny to me. I don't see anything cool or even amusing about dunking on someone who's clearly mentally ill and in a worse place than you are.
Now I'll do it to people like Ashley and I've done it to people like Patrick Tomlinson, because those people are addicted to conflict. They will actively fight with you. I'm talking about bullying someone that doesn't put up a fight back. I never understood how that was amusing to anyone... It just seems like the type of sociopathic shit that a kid would do who also tortures animals and lights things on fire.
My motto has always been if they're going to fight back with you then it's fair game but if they're just trying to live their life and people are piling on and harassing them... I don't know it just feels cheap and fucked up and gross.
I'd rather get into fake fights with you guys on here and we break each other's balls then pick on someone who's not going to fight back. I've never liked to "Hunt a caged deer" as it were.
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Beat me to it. I was going to just say "throwing niggers that rape animals into wood chippers is based though, even if it contributes to unreported black on black crime" because I wouldn't tolerate that in my neighborhood either and I know the cops wouldn't handle it no matter where you live. Then probably post a giga Chad meme. But I'll just post this instead because it was easier to find.
it's not just kiwifarms. I noticed most of right-wing who drew those le epic edgy comics use the same punchline over and over again. this is very common among the right nowadays that you can spot them easily
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That’s the thing, there’s a punchline there, so it can actually be funny. Farmers will just post that ugly ass soyjak of the trans guy “ACK”ing herself and expect the crowd to go into hysterics
ACTUAL jaw drop, that’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard you say.
To me theyre funny insofar as observing them isn’t hurting them. Though id say 99% of lolcows on kiwifarms are indeed being hurt by the farmers observing them. You either need someone who has no time or care for checking what people are saying about them like Joshua Block, or someone with such a strong ego that they’re convinced everyone’s wrong and they’re right like DSP. Otherwise it’s just kinda sad.
You’re wrong about one thing though. Farmers are not better off than cows. If you go on the farms you’ll see several people admit that they use lolcows to cope with their own shitty life because “at least I’m not them”. It’s uh, honestly pretty pathetic ngl.
Don’t get me started on when these groups get so attached to the lolcow they think they “own” them jn a way. I remember one lolcow killed himself (Primarily because people wouldn’t leave him the fuck alone) and some lolcow enthusiasts went to where he jumped to leave soyjaks “in his honor” and sperged out when they were rightfully removed.
I just realized, ya, what I said was sorta confusing. I was talking about when farmers think harassing a furry that dosent train his dog to play bow in front of him is “based”. I remember one time in the RDS thread someone accused Ruben of harassing furries and instead of just. Stating the truth of “No he dosent” they went “SO WHAT IF HE DOES?”. Actual schizo, it’s hilarious.
I would say that there’s a “no harassment rule” but. Come on, let’s be honest, that rule is the equivalent of a “No crowd surfing” rule at a metal show. It isn’t a rule.
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>Also says shit like “goyslop”, “‘za”, “xhe”, “the raped”
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Fun fact: I took my first wife to a mindless self indulgence show years ago. Everybody there was crowd surfing and we were close to the front so we kept getting kicked in the back of the head. I finally had enough so every crowd surfer that I could reach (I'm 6'1 so I'm a pretty big guy so I had a nice reach) I would purposely grab them by the ankles and hold on as hard as I could as the crowd threw them out, and I would drop them directly onto their head in between the barricade and the stage onto the concrete floor.
You know somebody got hurt really bad when through the base of the music playing you feel the vibration of their skull making contact with the concrete vibrating in your feet.
I believe that night I also caught a crowd surfer and punched him several times in the face before I pulled off his prescription glasses and crushed them like an empty soda can in my hand before I threw them at the back of the club.
I don't like crowd surfers, and I don't like getting kicked in the back of the fucking head
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Dude you were at an MSI concert. They probably liked that.Fun fact: I took my first wife to a mindless self indulgence show years ago. Everybody there was crowd surfing and we were close to the front so we kept getting kicked in the back of the head. I finally had enough so every crowd surfer that I could reach (I'm 6'1 so I'm a pretty big guy so I had a nice reach) I would purposely grab them by the ankles and hold on as hard as I could as the crowd threw them out, and I would drop them directly onto their head in between the barricade and the stage onto the concrete floor.
You know somebody got hurt really bad when through the base of the music playing you feel the vibration of their skull making contact with the concrete vibrating in your feet.
I believe that night I also caught a crowd surfer and punched him several times in the face before I pulled off his prescription glasses and crushed them like an empty soda can in my hand before I threw them at the back of the club.
I don't like crowd surfers, and I don't like getting kicked in the back of the fucking head
I’ve had an opposite experience with crowdsurfing. At my first show I decided to crowd surf and I was shocked at how nice everyone was. One time they nearly dropped me and I on instinct grabbed this chick’s hair and immediately felt incredibly sorry, but when I turned to her to apologize she was smiling and laughing. I could tell we were getting to the wimpy noodle arm section of the crowd so I told them to put me down so no one got hurt, yet the only response I got was “Get her up! Get her up!”. Eventually they just had to put me down though cause they carried me all the way to the teenage girl section.
Several people high fived me on my way out when the show was over I know that sounds like a fake Reddit story but I am not shitting you.
I got kicked in the back of the head several times when others crowdsurfed, I just didn’t care. The adrenaline of seeing my favorite bands in person made me not give a shit I guess?
I was a bastard when I was younger though to be honest. I got in a fist fight at a combichrist show that was so brutal that the band stopped and watched
I ended up getting my ass kicked that night but me and the dude shook hands and we ended up getting invited backstage to have beers with the band afterwards. They congratulated us for "throwing down like badasses"
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That’s fucking metal, I wanna get in a concert fight. Except I have noodle arms and am made of wet cotton balls so I’d probably just genuinely die. Most “hardcore” concert experience I’ve had was when I was in a mosh pit and a furry in a maid dress was there hitting everyone the hardest. I thanked him for giving me a headache and dabbed him up.I was a bastard when I was younger though to be honest. I got in a fist fight at a combichrist show that was so brutal that the band stopped and watched
I ended up getting my ass kicked that night but me and the dude shook hands and we ended up getting invited backstage to have beers with the band afterwards. They congratulated us for "throwing down like badasses"
I’ve never met a band like that, I mean, I was at a concert once and it started raining so I left the crowd cause I wasn’t that into the band and then the moment I do the bastards announce “Alright, our drummers going to be crowdsurfing now and shaking all your hands”. At that point the crowd was too thick to get back in so I just stared as everyone got to meet him whilst they played their most popular song AKA the only one by them I liked
Although I am still a bastard so hopefully I get into cool bastard stuff like how you did
If the incest saga happened nowadays you'd have kiwiladies defending Bella.
That’s fucking metal, I wanna get in a concert fight. Except I have noodle arms and am made of wet cotton balls so I’d probably just genuinely die. Most “hardcore” concert experience I’ve had was when I was in a mosh pit and a furry in a maid dress was there hitting everyone the hardest. I thanked him for giving me a headache and dabbed him up.
I’ve never met a band like that, I mean, I was at a concert once and it started raining so I left the crowd cause I wasn’t that into the band and then the moment I do the bastards announce “Alright, our drummers going to be crowdsurfing now and shaking all your hands”. At that point the crowd was too thick to get back in so I just stared as everyone got to meet him whilst they played their most popular song AKA the only one by them I liked
Although I am still a bastard so hopefully I get into cool bastard stuff like how you did
I tell this story about being in Iraq and what it felt like, and I can liken it to an experience that almost everyone has had in their life. Have you ever been in a situation where somebody wanted to fight you and you didn't want to fight them? Like you were actually scared? And what happens is when you go to throw the punch it them, your arms turn into linguine and you throw the weakest punch of all time into their shoulder even though you were aiming for their face.
That's what combat feels like. Your stomach drops, you feel like you're going to shit yourself, your gun weighs a thousand pounds, your gear weighs even more than that and you are convinced that you were about to die. And the only thing that your brain can do because you are frozen still is scream OH MY GOD I DON'T WANT TO DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE GOD PLEASE HELP ME DON'T LET ME DIE I DON'T WANT TO DIE.
The reason that they do basic training in the army is so that when you have that moment (and I don't know about other people but I did two tours and that feeling never went away) is when your body shuts down and can't move and goes into the I don't want to die mode, all that basic training that was drilled into your brain over and over again takes over for your brain. You are sitting there wishing to God that you saw your wife and your mother and your baby one more time and out of nowhere you just lift that M16 up and start fucking chattering it.
I digress about that the point I'm trying to make is fights are like that too. I was fairly confident this dude was going to kick my ass. Problem was when I hit him with three really clean shots to the jaw, right left right... He lurched forward and I thought I knocked him out. The mistake I made was not readily apparent to me until I realized he was on top of me. The fucker shot at me and double legged me. He was sitting on my stomach and the only thing I could do was put my hands up and block while this guy pounded on my face.
Hahahaha, I got my ass handed to me that night. I'm just lucky I didn't get my nose broke or anything serious like that. The dude was cool about it, when I yelled "all right I'm done" he stuck his hand out and pick me up and asked if we were cool and I said yeah and we hugged each other.
What started the whole thing is that was back when I was a smoker and I had a cig in my mouth and his girlfriend walk by me and I accidentally caught the cigarette in her hair. And of course egos and tempers flared, and it turned into something bigger than it needed to be.
God damn I haven't thought about that in years. Good times.