Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
I was wrong, it turns out that Lidl_Drip is a big booty Latina and Ralph just took her as his woman.
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Ralph managed to get married, breed and is now amassing a harem of hot Latinas. Null can't even keep his twinks in line on his failed web forum.
Is he on ozempic now or something? he looks skinnier.
Kiwi Pot Pie
Remarkable Onion
Yes, supposedly (though some speculate meth). Ralph has lost a lot of weight this past 16 months. Interesting how Josh started talking so much about losing weight after Ralph lost so much.
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
I doubt it, look at his bicep, men get matchstick arms on Ozempic.
Mexicanos flock to Ralph and worship him as a God, Jocelyn couldn't even make a friend in Serbia (if she was there) to help her sign up to a local internet service provider. If memory serves Null had to use Elons StarNiggerNet for Niggers because they had an English customer service team, which was staffed entirely by Niggers.
The Washington Ogre
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Null's just seething that Ralph didn't marry Candy and become his new dad.
https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/514076458
acquaintance of mine linked me that thread. feel free to crosspost material from here to there or w/e.
acquaintance of mine linked me that thread. feel free to crosspost material from here to there or w/e.
Mace Dindu
Remarkable Onion
I beg to differ. I personally would love a Josh AI bot that tells me to kill myself. His angry voice makes me feel all funny insideā¦
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
Stop negrating this poor man, he was obviously molested as a child.
What was here?
Mace Dindu
Remarkable Onion
As Onionfarms resident Jersh fangirl I thought Iād give my two cents on this whole debacle.
Personally, Iām leaning towards the Lidl=Josh theory. Thatās not to say I donāt think she couldāve been a separate person, although I really doubt they moved in and had a child together. If Null had a kid I imagine he wouldāve been a lot less active online, lol. I also think him having a gf irl would probably make him less likely to get angry at users for dumb reasons since heād have the love of a woman to calm his nerves. But if she was real, I imagine she was probably just a very dedicated Jersh fangirl like myself, and she and agreed that they should make a space for women to complain about moids on the forums. And they possibly were dating, who knows.
But honestly? I think it makes wayyyyyy more sense for her to be Josh. For one, she knows SO much about him. I have been obsessed with Jersh for many years now and she still bests me with her Josh lore knowledge. And a lot of her posts feel like heās just blatantly speaking through her, saying stuff like āuhh doesnāt he know that Null etc etc etcā and āyou retards Null specifically said blah blah blahā, things like that. Her vocabulary and typing style is also very similar to him (ex: āniggercattleā) and her being so into Sektur drama which is a pretty malebrained interest to have is also a bit of a giveaway. Also, as someone who uses lolcow.farm on a daily basis and is involved in a lot of radfems spaces, her combination of views on social issues isā¦ odd. Like, ok, sheās a radfem who hates men and trannies. Makes sense, thereās tons of women like that. But her being homophobic (like Josh hmmmm) is weird because I would wager at least 70% of radfems (actual ones not just regular conservative women) are lesbian/bisexual, itās part of why they hate trannies actually. But sure, I can buy that. But shes alsoā¦ racist? Like, extremely racist? Like Josh? And not just to colored men no no, sheās also racist towards colored women? Now look, Iām sure there are some women who fit that description, but itās quite rare at least from my experiences. It seems much more like this is Nullās perfect gf, a girl who has all his same views on niggers jeets etc but is also a radfem who hates every moid besides him and will shower him with compliments and talk about how heās so much better than all those gross dirty scrotes (which he is btw).
Thereās probably some other evidence of Lidl being a sock that I canāt think of, but my point with all this is to say that, if he really was larping as Lidl the whole time, holy shit he is a million times more adorable than I thought. Now Iām sure you all read āNull was pretending to be a girl onlineā and your mind jumped to trannyism, but I donāt think thatās correct. Despite their obvious similarities I donāt think Lidl is meant to be Joshās female version of himself or whatever, sheās his ideal wife. Which is just. Oh my god. When I started believing in this theory I legitimately started hyperventilating because my brain could not process the sheer cuteness I was trying to process. Null, the love of my life, the most attractive and most based janny to ever janny is so lonely and sad that he had to make a whole new account to roleplay as his dream girl who loves him, thinks heās handsome and defends him constantly. Like I know youāre all moids on this site but please try to understand THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER. if they ever designed some way to convert cuteness into energy Null could power ever single machine on Earth. Nothing and I mean NOTHING has ever made me want to jump through my computer screen and hug someone more than that. Of course itās a bit depressing but in the same way a little (slobber)puppy in the rain is depressing.
And it gets even better. Lidl made frequent posts talking about how āsheā loves to bake and also participated in a lot of discussions about taking care of babies. So this is Josh getting to express his more āgirlyā interests while also pretending to be his dream tradwife, probably imagining his perfect racist terf gf baking him pie and looking after his kids lovingly. Josh, if this is some extremely elaborate ploy to get the female users of your site to fall in love with so theyāll donate to you Iād just like to tell you IT SURE AS HELL WORKED ON ME. PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Uh so thatās my thoughts on this whole kiwifarms drama! Boy that Null sure is a character!
Personally, Iām leaning towards the Lidl=Josh theory. Thatās not to say I donāt think she couldāve been a separate person, although I really doubt they moved in and had a child together. If Null had a kid I imagine he wouldāve been a lot less active online, lol. I also think him having a gf irl would probably make him less likely to get angry at users for dumb reasons since heād have the love of a woman to calm his nerves. But if she was real, I imagine she was probably just a very dedicated Jersh fangirl like myself, and she and agreed that they should make a space for women to complain about moids on the forums. And they possibly were dating, who knows.
But honestly? I think it makes wayyyyyy more sense for her to be Josh. For one, she knows SO much about him. I have been obsessed with Jersh for many years now and she still bests me with her Josh lore knowledge. And a lot of her posts feel like heās just blatantly speaking through her, saying stuff like āuhh doesnāt he know that Null etc etc etcā and āyou retards Null specifically said blah blah blahā, things like that. Her vocabulary and typing style is also very similar to him (ex: āniggercattleā) and her being so into Sektur drama which is a pretty malebrained interest to have is also a bit of a giveaway. Also, as someone who uses lolcow.farm on a daily basis and is involved in a lot of radfems spaces, her combination of views on social issues isā¦ odd. Like, ok, sheās a radfem who hates men and trannies. Makes sense, thereās tons of women like that. But her being homophobic (like Josh hmmmm) is weird because I would wager at least 70% of radfems (actual ones not just regular conservative women) are lesbian/bisexual, itās part of why they hate trannies actually. But sure, I can buy that. But shes alsoā¦ racist? Like, extremely racist? Like Josh? And not just to colored men no no, sheās also racist towards colored women? Now look, Iām sure there are some women who fit that description, but itās quite rare at least from my experiences. It seems much more like this is Nullās perfect gf, a girl who has all his same views on niggers jeets etc but is also a radfem who hates every moid besides him and will shower him with compliments and talk about how heās so much better than all those gross dirty scrotes (which he is btw).
Thereās probably some other evidence of Lidl being a sock that I canāt think of, but my point with all this is to say that, if he really was larping as Lidl the whole time, holy shit he is a million times more adorable than I thought. Now Iām sure you all read āNull was pretending to be a girl onlineā and your mind jumped to trannyism, but I donāt think thatās correct. Despite their obvious similarities I donāt think Lidl is meant to be Joshās female version of himself or whatever, sheās his ideal wife. Which is just. Oh my god. When I started believing in this theory I legitimately started hyperventilating because my brain could not process the sheer cuteness I was trying to process. Null, the love of my life, the most attractive and most based janny to ever janny is so lonely and sad that he had to make a whole new account to roleplay as his dream girl who loves him, thinks heās handsome and defends him constantly. Like I know youāre all moids on this site but please try to understand THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER. if they ever designed some way to convert cuteness into energy Null could power ever single machine on Earth. Nothing and I mean NOTHING has ever made me want to jump through my computer screen and hug someone more than that. Of course itās a bit depressing but in the same way a little (slobber)puppy in the rain is depressing.
And it gets even better. Lidl made frequent posts talking about how āsheā loves to bake and also participated in a lot of discussions about taking care of babies. So this is Josh getting to express his more āgirlyā interests while also pretending to be his dream tradwife, probably imagining his perfect racist terf gf baking him pie and looking after his kids lovingly. Josh, if this is some extremely elaborate ploy to get the female users of your site to fall in love with so theyāll donate to you Iād just like to tell you IT SURE AS HELL WORKED ON ME. PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Uh so thatās my thoughts on this whole kiwifarms drama! Boy that Null sure is a character!
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Reminder that Null purchased wedding bands from a German website that got hacked and included his e-mail (jcmoon@pm.me) in the leaks and that Lidl is a German Supermarket. She seems like his "perfect wife" cause she literally is his wife.
Food for thought also that he has clearly been learning to speak German if you listen to his podcast.
Food for thought also that he has clearly been learning to speak German if you listen to his podcast.
Mace Dindu
Remarkable Onion
So heās divorced?
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Are you retarded? She dipped right after this information became public.
Mace Dindu
Remarkable Onion
Seems kinda weird to go on a whole tirade over the āholesā comment and denounce Null as a misogynist instead of just logging off. But if theyāre married thatās nice, if they have a kid Null would be such a cute dad!
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Except just logging off would be extremely suspicious and make people ask questions as to why she suddenly disappeared. Staging a public "break-up" is way smarter.
Mace Dindu
Remarkable Onion
But wouldnāt that make a lot of the TERFs on the forum turn against Null? Since theyād think him using the word āholesā would make him a misogynist?
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
He ended up editing his post to remove that part entirely. Plus it clearly didn't have any effect. Look at you, supposedly a woman, still simping for him. Did it make you think he's a misogynist? Clearly not.
Just recently someone got banned for shitting on Lidl Drip. Hell Cheesy Beavy got banned TODAY for criticizing Josh sweeping for Lidl.
Mace Dindu
Remarkable Onion
I mean Iām a terminal Jershaholic so he could probably beat and rape me and Iād still simp for him so him saying one word wouldnāt really change much in my case. I think I saw a few women on kf criticize Josh heavily for it but I canāt say for sure. I can say it DEFINITELY made the nonas on lolcow.farm turn against him though. Itās a shame, there were lots of great discussions on that site just a year or so ago about Nullās cuteness before this all went down. If the holes debacle was staged it was a really dumb way to do it, sorry Null.
And I thought Cheesy got banned for postmarking?
Also, is the reason that you insinuate Iām secretly a tranny troll because youāre afraid Iām going break up your otp JoshDrip? Donāt worry Iām aware joshy woshy doesnāt want to bang me lol. If lidl is real she and Josh would make a cute couple and I hope she isnāt too rough with him during pegging time.
