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I'd wager money on both. Are Japanese women massive sluts like Aussies or something?

They aren't massive sluts, they just understood a long time ago that there are two certain truths:

1. White boys mark the fuck out for Asian girls.

2. White boys jerk off to fucked up shit.

The problem is they leaned into the weird stuff so hard that instead of meeting our expectations of perversion, they made us push our boundaries.

Sometimes I wish I would have gotten a Jap. The made in China™️ girl I got is only a little bit kinky, and only when she wants to be.

She's lucky that I love her, because ever since we hooked up I've spent more time doing boring missionary then a couple of Mormon teenagers.
 
Anyways, let’s get back to something less semen-related (and instead probably more blood related).
Also, this song sounds like it could have been in the Fast And Furious movies.
 
Forgot to mention that game’s OST is composed by The SandS (definitely the duo of Lavender and Manwe, especially since the game uses a couple of tracks from Star Defender 3), Onixmusic, and Nikolay Kornienko.

Anyways,
 
Reason: Yes, this counts.
I gotta admit: Elton John's new album with Brandi Carlile is pretty rocking. That man is 78 years old and still rocking FFS.
A couple of my favourite songs:

Swing for the Fences (most rocking song on the album)


When This Old World Is Done With Me (tearjerker ballad)


The Rose of Laura Nyro (when you discover Pink Floyd in your late 70s because it's never too late to discover good music)

 
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