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Jack Scalfini - YouTube Celebrity and 2 Time Stroke Survivor

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Jack Scalfani is a two time stroke survivor who runs a youtube channel where he shows how to cook. By shows how to cook, I mean he makes the most hilarious abominations known to man and managed to make mistakes that are almost impossible to replicate.

If you're not familiar with who he is, here are some example videos, such as:

Making and eating a raw burger.

Making the most unhealthy cake known to man for his son's wedding.

This fucking masterpiece.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf-k6-nJ6NzStEFdpBl03gQ
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=632454582
Twatter: https://twitter.com/jakatak4
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jakatak4/
His other youtube where he posts food reviews: https://www.youtube.com/jackonthego
 

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Jack Scalfani is a two time stroke survivor who runs a youtube channel where he shows how to cook. By shows how to cook, I mean he makes the most hilarious abominations known to man and managed to make mistakes that are almost impossible to replicate.

If you're not familiar with who he is, here are some example videos, such as:

Making and eating a raw burger.

Making the most unhealthy cake known to man for his son's wedding.

This fucking masterpiece.

Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCf-k6-nJ6NzStEFdpBl03gQ
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=632454582
Twatter: https://twitter.com/jakatak4
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jakatak4/
His other youtube where he posts food reviews: https://www.youtube.com/jackonthego
Maybe bison tacos or burgers would be one thing, but a Mayonnaise Cake? ?
 

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I like Jack’s Romantic Dinner #1. In this one world renowned ladies man Jack Scalfani reveals his secret date night recipes. He explains to the viewer how to put no bake cheese cake into a store bought pie crust, how to dump salsa onto chicken, how to microwave vegetables and how to take bagged salad out of the bag and place it onto a plate.

He also lectures the viewer to not serve a lady food in dinnerware that features a cartoon character. He boosts that he would never serve a lady food on such childish dinnerware. However, paper plates are perfectly acceptable for a dinner meant to impress. He assures the viewer that this dinner will result in sex. I’ll let you decide for yourself:

 

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I'm trying to find the Jack On The Go from earlier in the year where they go to a car themed restaurant, I forget the name. Jack jr sounded like he was plotting to murder his father in his sleep.
 

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This is a classic too, it's been commented on by YouTubers a lot. Nonetheless, it's a great introduction for people who don't know the one armed, obese son strangler.
 

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Jack Scalfini is a celebrity chef on YouTube and a survivor of two strokes. He is famous or infamous (depending on your point of view) for his cooking videos.
The Nitty Gritty:
YouTube: Cooking with Jack: 474 K Subscribers
YouTube: Jack on the Go Show: 41 K Subscribers
YouTube (Faith-based): Eye to Eye: 379 Subscribers
YouTube (Technology): TechTimeWithJack:: 3.04 K Subscribers
YouTube (Miscellaneous): F as in Frank: 468 Subscribers
Facebook (Personal): Jack Scalfini
Facebook Group: The Official Cooking with Jack Facebook Group: Private 856 Members
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/jakatak4/: 1875 Followers
Linked In: https://www.linkedin.com/in/jackscalfani/ 172 Connections
Twitter: https://twitter.com/jakatak4: 4364 Followers
Total Estimated followers/subscribers/connections: 526,154

His linktree: https://linktr.ee/jakatak

His website: https://www.cookingwithjack.com/

His merchandise for all your Jack Scalfini bling
https://cooking-with-jack-merch-store.creator-spring.com/

His sauces that he claims are the best
https://thebestsauces.ecwid.com/
His most popular sauce combo has 11 Facebook likes. His designer apron gets more likes than his sauces. Reviews are mixed but they are worth looking at.

In his own words
In the year 2000, We launched our line of sauces that were like no other. Sauces that were thick and sweet and wouldn't fall through the barbeque grill when applied.

We put the sauces in a few Kerr jars and took it to an established local butcher shop. We asked them to sample the flavors out to customers. After 7 days went by, we checked in to see the results. The butcher said the sauces were a major success. Not only that, but he had a list of customers that wanted to buy the sauces by the case load.

The butcher said that every customer who tried it said -"These are the best sauces I've ever tasted". Hence the name, "The Best Sauces You'll Ever Taste"

We immediately launched the company GiveMe Foods (GMF) and began producing the sauce in mass amounts.

GiveMe Foods has a line of sauces including BBQ, Hot BBQ, Teriyaki, Caribbean Jerk & Gourmet Seasoning.

They all are THE BEST YOU’LL EVER TASTE

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His amazon store: He does not sell the products listed here but he lists them because they got favorable reviews:
https://www.amazon.com/shop/cookingwithjackshow?listId=3PTZ0IVZQTFTN

Another amazon store where he does not sell the products listed but he puts them up because he likes them.
https://www.amazon.com/shop/cookingwithjackshow?listId=3VETF34QSAC06

Down with Jack Scalfini:
https://downwithjackscalfani.wordpress.com/
 
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