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Joining The Army

Which foreign military should I join if the Army rejects me?

  • IDF

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • French Foreign Legion

    Votes: 2 66.7%
  • British Army

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Canadian Armed Forces

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • Ukrainian International Legion

    Votes: 1 33.3%

  • Total voters
    3
Yeah, theres no denying that service and purpose come in all flavors and walks of life as well as all sorts of motives. Still, its clear that he needs a restart of sorts to give himself a chance at a normalcy worth anything down the road and the military might be the institution best suited for it. A promising young soul is a terrible thing to waste.
 
I don't know if people remember this blog but in case anyone's curious the military rejected me because of my mental illnesses. Which is pretty unfortunate because I thought it was going to be the cheat code to my life.

But ever since then I got married to a girl who I can't wait to start a family with, so that's pretty nice.
 
I don't know if people remember this blog but in case anyone's curious the military rejected me because of my mental illnesses. Which is pretty unfortunate because I thought it was going to be the cheat code to my life.

But ever since then I got married to a girl who I can't wait to start a family with, so that's pretty nice.
 
Who did you marry? Toji?
It was a girl I met though a counselor, I was describing how I was annoyed about how I couldn't find any interesting girls to date and how chicks in the bumfuck middle of nowhere town I live in are so boring. She said that I reminded her of a girl she knew, who was into the same movies, hobbies, and was kind of a weirdo like me also and asked if I wanted to meet her. I said sure.

A few days later I met her and I know it sounds corny and cringe but she was literally the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She literally has the most perfect tits and ass ever, and she's actually pleasant to be around which feels different since most women I interacted with are usually rude.

I asked to marry her after a week of knowing her because I was 99% sure I wouldn't want any other woman, and she said yes.
 
It was a girl I met though a counselor, I was describing how I was annoyed about how I couldn't find any interesting girls to date and how chicks in the bumfuck middle of nowhere town I live in are so boring. She said that I reminded her of a girl she knew, who was into the same movies, hobbies, and was kind of a weirdo like me also and asked if I wanted to meet her. I said sure.

A few days later I met her and I know it sounds corny and cringe but she was literally the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She literally has the most perfect tits and ass ever, and she's actually pleasant to be around which feels different since most women I interacted with are usually rude.

I asked to marry her after a week of knowing her because I was 99% sure I wouldn't want any other woman, and she said yes.
Some guys get all the luck. We'll best of luck my friend.

Here's hoping my recruitment goes well.
 
I don't know if people remember this blog but in case anyone's curious the military rejected me because of my mental illnesses. Which is pretty unfortunate because I thought it was going to be the cheat code to my life.

But ever since then I got married to a girl who I can't wait to start a family with, so that's pretty nice.
The Americans? They're so desperate for recruits right now they dropped a lot of previous restrictions on mental illness. what could you possibly have had
 
The Americans? They're so desperate for recruits right now they dropped a lot of previous restrictions on mental illness. what could you possibly have had
I went over it before in the thread but it was mostly the autism and the suicide by cop attempt.

Kind of thankful the military didn't work out though, because I like the idea of moving out of my parents place and being a father while giving my kids the best possible life much more than serving the ZOG.
 
Schizophrenia I guess. I had friend who couldn't join because of it.
that'll do it
I went over it before in the thread but it was mostly the autism and the suicide by cop attempt.

Kind of thankful the military didn't work out though, because I like the idea of moving out of my parents place and being a father while giving my kids the best possible life much more than serving the ZOG.
that's really sweet. congrats on the engagement
 
I went over it before in the thread but it was mostly the autism and the suicide by cop attempt.

Kind of thankful the military didn't work out though, because I like the idea of moving out of my parents place and being a father while giving my kids the best possible life much more than serving the ZOG.
Do you have any other plans? School? Trades? Work?
 
Do you have any other plans? School? Trades? Work?
That's the thing I've been thinking about because I want to do something that will make a lot of money in the shortest time possible so I can provide my future kid with the best life possible, but I am not sure how to do that as a high school dropout with basically no employable skills.

But I live in the US, and in the US there's a lot of different opportunities to make money, so I’m sure something will come up that can work for me.

But for now me and my fiancé are just saving up enough money to afford a comfortable place, and then will come up with a strategy with how to afford children.
 
That's the thing I've been thinking about because I want to do something that will make a lot of money in the shortest time possible so I can provide my future kid with the best life possible, but I am not sure how to do that as a high school dropout with basically no employable skills.

But I live in the US, and in the US there's a lot of different opportunities to make money, so I’m sure something will come up that can work for me.

But for now me and my fiancé are just saving up enough money to afford a comfortable place, and then will come up with a strategy with how to afford children.
Have you tried going to Church. Back when I was a kid (5 years ago) most of the food we had we got from church and maybe that would help with the job search.

You can always do construction or the trades I guess. Their always looking for new talent.
 
Have you tried going to Church. Back when I was a kid (5 years ago) most of the food we had we got from church and maybe that would help with the job search.
Maybe it's a bit of an ego thing but I don't want the things provided to me or my family to be from handouts, and I want to do something that can get me at least moderately wealthy (at least upper middle class) so that I can provide to my family without relying on others or the government to help and to make sure my children live comfortably. I want to be able to provide for my own family without relying on anyone but myself. Even if it will take me a while to achieve that goal, I think it would be worth it.
 
That's the thing I've been thinking about because I want to do something that will make a lot of money in the shortest time possible so I can provide my future kid with the best life possible, but I am not sure how to do that as a high school dropout with basically no employable skills.

But I live in the US, and in the US there's a lot of different opportunities to make money, so I’m sure something will come up that can work for me.

But for now me and my fiancé are just saving up enough money to afford a comfortable place, and then will come up with a strategy with how to afford children.
just get your GED. It's minimal effort and opens so many doors. the job market is bad, I have a decade of sales experience and am struggling to find work.

Is there anything you can do with your hands? It is easier now than ever before to get into e-commerce. If you can make a cool art piece, a dependable wallet, etc you could make a living from that. the demand for handmade in America goods will never go away.
 
Maybe it's a bit of an ego thing but I don't want the things provided to me or my family to be from handouts, and I want to do something that can get me at least moderately wealthy (at least upper middle class) so that I can provide to my family without relying on others or the government to help and to make sure my children live comfortably. I want to be able to provide for my own family without relying on anyone but myself. Even if it will take me a while to achieve that goal, I think it would be worth it.
That's all great. With ai and the inflation college degrees it seems like trades are the ticket and maybe moving to a cheap area.

I've been thinking learning HVAC and moving to some really warm and cheap place, like New Mexico, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana, Thailand, Philippines, Malaysia, hell even Cambodia or Romania.
 
That's all great. With ai and the inflation college degrees it seems like trades are the ticket and maybe moving to a cheap area.

I've been thinking learning HVAC and moving to some really warm and cheap place, like New Mexico, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas, Mississippi, Louisiana, Thailand, Philippines, Malaysia, hell even Cambodia or Romania.
have you ever been to oklahoma?
 
Maybe it's a bit of an ego thing but I don't want the things provided to me or my family to be from handouts, and I want to do something that can get me at least moderately wealthy (at least upper middle class) so that I can provide to my family without relying on others or the government to help and to make sure my children live comfortably. I want to be able to provide for my own family without relying on anyone but myself. Even if it will take me a while to achieve that goal, I think it would be worth it.
Hey buddy. Just so you know, the Crabshack is rooting for you.
You should really stop posting, professional opinion
 
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