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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
Can anyone give me the rundown on Welperhelper? I mean, it’s an excuse to rant ;)

I’ve seen him around KF, he seemed the average KF annoying.
Fat Mormon in Utah. Sucks up to Josh daily and believes whatever Josh believes at any moment. Exposed by Lidl as a weirdo. Tried to find love on Kiwifarms.
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It’s hard to find funny retards on KF now cause it’s all just racism
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But I found one, the Pope voiced his dislike of Elon and for some reason KF wants to gargle Elon’s meat
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“If I was Catholic I’d be annoyed”
If you’re Catholic, you can’t be, dumb fuck. Kek. It’s the Pope, he has jurisdiction over your morality. To forsake that to follow fucking ELON??? I’m no priest but I’m pretty sure that’d send you straight to double hell
 
We’ve progressed from hobbies making you a pedophile

Now it is indeed possible to be born a pedophile
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We have wrapped all the way back around to MAP shit
What was the thread this excert is taken from?

“If I was Catholic I’d be annoyed”
If you’re Catholic, you can’t be, dumb fuck. Kek. It’s the Pope, he has jurisdiction over your morality. To forsake that to follow fucking ELON??? I’m no priest but I’m pretty sure that’d send you straight to double hell

I was baptised into Catholic church as any child would've been baptised into religion in my country. I don't practice it, and I do not condone no modern pope that is or was.
And no, pope have no jurisdiction over follower's morality. For it goes against what God have taught his creation about. "Don't make false idols, do not follow false prophets, do not trust mean spirited shepherds". That's exactly what we have for last 30 years straight for sure.
 
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It’s hard to find funny retards on KF now cause it’s all just racism
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But I found one, the Pope voiced his dislike of Elon and for some reason KF wants to gargle Elon’s meat
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“If I was Catholic I’d be annoyed”
If you’re Catholic, you can’t be, dumb fuck. Kek. It’s the Pope, he has jurisdiction over your morality. To forsake that to follow fucking ELON??? I’m no priest but I’m pretty sure that’d send you straight to double hell
99% of the things Elon has said and done obviously aren't compatible with Catholicism in the slightest. KF is mostly Protestant Americans and Jews who act like know-it-alls on other faiths. The new pope is cool and Elon is a retarded absentee father.
 
What was the thread this excert is taken from?
The twitch thread, a black twitch streamer that was like this sad boy twink rapper raped and killed a minor. Half of the thread focused on his (white) friend who covered for him, the other half took the chance to insist that this is why black people need to be CULLED :dislike:
 
Normal People When Coming Back From A Ban:
"huh, maybe I should lay low and not try to have unwanted attention drawn to me"

hey Johnny Bravo When Coming Back From A Ban:
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>You all should be worshiping me. I deserve an award at the very least
>how dare all of you laugh at me!!!
>you celebrating my banning is the same as celebrating kirk's death

The balls on this motherfucker to actually think he has any sort of value on the site. He should just eat a perma-ban after that comment.
The size of his ego (also, Jimmy Kimmel got fired for questioning Trump, so his post is extra bullshit):
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people aren't mocking Johnny Bravo for comparing Kirk's murder to his own banning. that shits insane.

what allegations
They want to kill communists in their fantasy helicopters and call Democrats demons. I’m not trying to defend the idiotic Democrats who double down on things and make everything about themselves. But the fact of the matter is that Broomstick Farms are the biggest projectors right now, with plenty of skeletons in their own closet.
 
KF is really unbearable right now. Just saw a topic where someone was posting some conspiracy theory about how "troons infect everything."

Admittedly I may be insulated but why do Kiwis hate Discord? I'm only on a few servers, most of them small "hangout with friends" type places, none tied to a major property. Yet they act like having Discord is inherently a red flag.
 
a streamer was found to have a dead carcass of a child in his front trunk. Farmers are taking this opportunity to be racist, which is weird, cause the child was black.
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They realize this applies to the dead groomed child too, right?
Also I don’t know if it’s just me but there’s something that makes me genuinely sick to see “winner” stickers n’ shit in a post about a maimed raped child. Idk what it is but this thread gives me major ick.
Yeah, let's not blame the guy with the body of a child in his trunk. It's definitely the child's fault for being black. Very cool kiwifarms.
 
KF is really unbearable right now. Just saw a topic where someone was posting some conspiracy theory about how "troons infect everything."

Admittedly I may be insulated but why do Kiwis hate Discord? I'm only on a few servers, most of them small "hangout with friends" type places, none tied to a major property. Yet they act like having Discord is inherently a red flag.
It's not so much troons specifically as annoying people in general and that's not even a conspiracy it's just organic autism.
 
Admittedly I may be insulated but why do Kiwis hate Discord? I'm only on a few servers, most of them small "hangout with friends" type places, none tied to a major property. Yet they act like having Discord is inherently a red flag.
because they're retarded and weird. But the biggest reason is Null said its bad so they think its bad, but the reason its bad is because null sees it as competition.

its use case as a groupchat means its very easy to plan ops, but like literallly any website with a DM function, including his own site has had ops planned in them.

even they have to admit that technically steam can similarly be used for ops.
 
Yeah, let's not blame the guy with the body of a child in his trunk. It's definitely the child's fault for being black. Very cool kiwifarms.
I edited it to show she’s actually Latina. Still, the focus was less so on him and more so on “See this is why black people need to be sent to Liberia”.

What really pissed me off were the “niggers gonna nig” comments. It almost sounds like you’re shrugging and saying “Welp, that’s just what happens!”.
 
KF is really unbearable right now. Just saw a topic where someone was posting some conspiracy theory about how "troons infect everything."

Admittedly I may be insulated but why do Kiwis hate Discord? I'm only on a few servers, most of them small "hangout with friends" type places, none tied to a major property. Yet they act like having Discord is inherently a red flag.
I don’t think they do? I have seen them talk shit about Discord but it’s mostly all bark with no bite. They didn’t say shit about Ruben having a discord, in fact, they tried helping getting it back. They only had an issue with Francis’s server when he started letting minors in. Kiwifarms itself used to have a discord server.
 
I don’t think they do? I have seen them talk shit about Discord but it’s mostly all bark with no bite. They didn’t say shit about Ruben having a discord, in fact, they tried helping getting it back. They only had an issue with Francis’s server when he started letting minors in. Kiwifarms itself used to have a discord server.
It might depend on the user but I know I have seen some Discord-hostile reactions. Like I once mentioned that Discord fan group thing and someone responded something like "Quit using Discord, tranny!"

Could have just been a shitpost but again, it does seem to be a recurring reaction. And just now I ran across a post where someone said that being on Discord is a "red flag."

... Found it, its this spergout by someone named Myrtle the Turtle:

 
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