Not so fast, I've heard that Lidl has been spotted in the Chat lurking the site again.
"She" has quit the site for a while before returning gradually, usually appearing in the Chat before spreading to threads.
Might not be as dead as you think.
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"She" has quit the site for a while before returning gradually, usually appearing in the Chat before spreading to threads.
Might not be as dead as you think.
Gore San
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edgy bastard
He's also currently sperging on main over the charlie Kirk assassination lol
Mace Dindu
Remarkable Onion
Where’d you hear that from? Not doubting you just wondering
If Lidl does return, I wonder if she’ll be down to write sensual Jersh fanfic with me?
From a Chat regular.
They saw Lidl in the members list in the Chat, which you can see here:
Since the Chat loads for everyone when going onto the homepage it means Lidl is back to lurking.
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Lunar Magma
Remarkable Onion
Maybe Josh heard German wedding bands are made of top quality silver or something he read online. We just don't know. He's got a German fetish regardless.
Good. At least we're making progress now.
No, that's not what I said. I never said anything about anime there. You should read more carefully instead of resorting to lame straw men. Might be hard with your garbage reading comprehension though. It's tough, I guess. The feminist stuff is trash but if it's a vehicle to get to 100% loyalty, men will work around it.
I don't really watch anime actually. I haven't seen any shows in years. Don't worry. I'm not interested in Josh roleplay, under his sock.
Imagine getting this defensive over a gay dude's sock account. Cry more, homo.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Bro you wrote that Lidl Drip is every man's ultimate fantasy woman, so amazing that she can't even be real. You need meds ASAP.
Sure thing, bro. Nobody believes this. At least this explains why all your posts sound like written by someone who has never talked to a human woman.
If Lidl is Josh why would he use his sock account just to lurk the site and not post? I am sure there's an explanation to be found in a japanese cartoon episode.
Taylor Laurenz-Southern may be a Lidl sock.
Gore San
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edgy bastard
That name sounds like either a tranny or a right wing podcaster. Maybe both.
Mace Dindu
Remarkable Onion
I think she’s more like Josh’s fantasy woman rather than every other man’s. Joshy has some… unique tastes…
Lunar Magma
Remarkable Onion
I never said that either. Poor reading comprehension strikes again. I said she has traits of "male fantasy." Such as being 100% loyal to one man (Josh Moon), visually being a goth girl, and being a tsundere in personality. If she is a real woman, then she is a miserable person as you don't become a man-hater by accident. She probably got molested or something. And if she is with Josh, she is making his life miserable as well.
Considering you have poor reading comprehension and can't be trusted to read what's in front of you without butchering it, I'll take your perception of me and toss it in the trash where it belongs. Along with your garbage reading comp.
My negro, you are letting these same Japanese cartoons live in your brain 24/7, like a certain fat website owner. Attacking a genre of media entertainment isn't the own you think it is, nor will it affect me. Stay salty.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Keep saying it, it's still funny.
Can you please tell us which cartoon character other popular forum users most resemble? I am thinking Garfield for Josh.
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
You can't get beyond this point, the Kiwi Hivemind won't allow it.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Null brought up Lidl Drip again during his last MATI stream calling her "one of the most beloved users".
Mace Dindu
Remarkable Onion
Timestamp?
Their supposed closeness is called into question by him pronouncing her UN "Leedle Drip"
Edit:oh apparently the scheisse niggers pronounce it that way, disregard
Gore San
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edgy bastard
He's never one to miss a chance to stroke his own ego.
IKOL
I'm Ikolthur Benoit I have a fuckton of non-released sketches lost in one second. Shit...
Hellovan Onion
>calling xyr alleged sock "one of the most beloved users"
Miscalculated... but fuck, where did he?
Youthful Shannel
An Onion Among Onions
his most beloved poster is himself after he takes a hit of estrogen. As they say in Belgium, Quelle surprise.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
I assume he said that sarcastically.
I assume he said that after a 2 liter Diet Coke and large pizza with buffalo wings.
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