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Thread 'October Visitor Statistics (People and Bots) Approaching 2 Million for the Month of October: And Referrals from Netflix'
The top referring sites are Netflix, a redirect to Onionfarms.com and a cryptocurrency site.- Onion Null
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Thread 'Taking Theme Requests'
I've made a new theme (mostly for myself) titled Red And Black (Chemo '25) There's still a few...- Chemo
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Thread 'Bots Can Help Or Hurt a Website'
AI Generated Yes, bots can help a website in many ways, but it depends on whether they are...- Onion Null
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Toji Suzahara Tried To Groom Zoey
"I think you should shut the fuck up. You're a sock account and I don't like you." - Joshua...- Bear Hammer
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Thread 'Kiwi Tropes'
I was having trouble sleeping and wound up reading some TV Tropes articles until my eyes...- nobodyworthwhile
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KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution
- Thread starter Gore San
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
Holy nuts how much of a faggot is null
Yes.
I got covid smh
Kiwismarms
Remarkable Onion
He doesn't understand that the 'community' are confused af as to what community the community featured submissions appeal to.
One minute it's lolcows, the next some random NFL player being purchased and then something about one half of a story (epstein list will be leaked, then no follow up on any of the events that occurred)
I don't think Null even made that submission, he has admitted before that the community submissions are handled solely by the mods.
Loks like Null has a repeated of 2021 on his hands with Jannies going rogue and running his site behind his back. 100% chance a tranny has snuck into a position of power and starts dismantling the farms like they tried in 21.
I understand why the Soyjak Thread calls it SNCA. Because technically it's not important. Unless it's a death.
Gore San
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edgy bastard
If they want people to stop complaining about featured articles maybe they should feature good ones.
Wait, I'm gonna need go know the story about the tranny story and how one snuck into the kiwifarms staff.
Is it just me or are farmers so unfunny
I like edgy humor too, but there needs to be a punchline. So many times farmer’s punchline is just “I hate niggers and furries”. That’s not funny, that’s a statement. Posting a photo of a transgender killing themself isn’t funny, it’s just a drawing. There’s never a fucking punchline, they prescribe to the MovieBob school of comedy, “It’s funny because I agree with it”.
Once again, kiwis being no better than the liberals they hate
I like edgy humor too, but there needs to be a punchline. So many times farmer’s punchline is just “I hate niggers and furries”. That’s not funny, that’s a statement. Posting a photo of a transgender killing themself isn’t funny, it’s just a drawing. There’s never a fucking punchline, they prescribe to the MovieBob school of comedy, “It’s funny because I agree with it”.
Once again, kiwis being no better than the liberals they hate
The feature has been so boring these past few months, I’m reminded of that one scene from Family Guy where Peter gets so bored of philately he kills himself. I can just imagine that with Null.
“Alright, kiwis, big week we’ve had! So a lolcow no one knows about got arrested, I really don’t like OFCOM, oo! It looks like a beauty parlor lolcow got a new boyfriend! And now we’re going to /ACK/ ourselves because this is awful!”
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
The website does earn the title of Green Reddit because KiwiFarms is a lolcow version of Reddit.
You see... making fun of transgender people is like having anal sex.
If you don't do it right you're just going to hurt the other person.
But if you do it right, it might be a little uncomfortable at first but then it's a lot of fun.
Always remember Isabella Janke was a farmer. Kiwifarms was built for people like isabella janke who think bullying people into suicide is funny.
Not to pull back the curtain on my actual personality but I've been saying this for a really long time: lol cows aren't funny to me. I don't see anything cool or even amusing about dunking on someone who's clearly mentally ill and in a worse place than you are.
Now I'll do it to people like Ashley and I've done it to people like Patrick Tomlinson, because those people are addicted to conflict. They will actively fight with you. I'm talking about bullying someone that doesn't put up a fight back. I never understood how that was amusing to anyone... It just seems like the type of sociopathic shit that a kid would do who also tortures animals and lights things on fire.
My motto has always been if they're going to fight back with you then it's fair game but if they're just trying to live their life and people are piling on and harassing them... I don't know it just feels cheap and fucked up and gross.
I'd rather get into fake fights with you guys on here and we break each other's balls then pick on someone who's not going to fight back. I've never liked to "Hunt a caged deer" as it were.
Gore San
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edgy bastard
Beat me to it. I was going to just say "throwing niggers that rape animals into wood chippers is based though, even if it contributes to unreported black on black crime" because I wouldn't tolerate that in my neighborhood either and I know the cops wouldn't handle it no matter where you live. Then probably post a giga Chad meme. But I'll just post this instead because it was easier to find.
it's not just kiwifarms. I noticed most of right-wing who drew those le epic edgy comics use the same punchline over and over again. this is very common among the right nowadays that you can spot them easily
That’s the thing, there’s a punchline there, so it can actually be funny. Farmers will just post that ugly ass soyjak of the trans guy “ACK”ing herself and expect the crowd to go into hysterics
ACTUAL jaw drop, that’s the most wholesome thing I’ve ever heard you say.
To me theyre funny insofar as observing them isn’t hurting them. Though id say 99% of lolcows on kiwifarms are indeed being hurt by the farmers observing them. You either need someone who has no time or care for checking what people are saying about them like Joshua Block, or someone with such a strong ego that they’re convinced everyone’s wrong and they’re right like DSP. Otherwise it’s just kinda sad.
You’re wrong about one thing though. Farmers are not better off than cows. If you go on the farms you’ll see several people admit that they use lolcows to cope with their own shitty life because “at least I’m not them”. It’s uh, honestly pretty pathetic ngl.
Don’t get me started on when these groups get so attached to the lolcow they think they “own” them jn a way. I remember one lolcow killed himself (Primarily because people wouldn’t leave him the fuck alone) and some lolcow enthusiasts went to where he jumped to leave soyjaks “in his honor” and sperged out when they were rightfully removed.
I just realized, ya, what I said was sorta confusing. I was talking about when farmers think harassing a furry that dosent train his dog to play bow in front of him is “based”. I remember one time in the RDS thread someone accused Ruben of harassing furries and instead of just. Stating the truth of “No he dosent” they went “SO WHAT IF HE DOES?”. Actual schizo, it’s hilarious.
I would say that there’s a “no harassment rule” but. Come on, let’s be honest, that rule is the equivalent of a “No crowd surfing” rule at a metal show. It isn’t a rule.
>Hates “it/its”, “xe/xer”, “fae/faer” pronouns for being incomprehensible
>Also says shit like “goyslop”, “‘za”, “xhe”, “the raped”
Horseshoe theory is real
