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Why tf did a guy ask me about my opinion on Mylar balloons

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It's not a joke he actually does fuck them.
 
I don't get how it works though because armless children can't hug and press balloons against their tits because they don't have arms or tits. And probably wouldn't be able to take very good photos or send them very easily. I guess they could wrap their legs around it. Yeah that's probably it. Gross. And fucking weird.
 
This balloon guy dressed as sailor moon holding a bunch of mylar balloons with cartoon characters on them and the armless molestor (not to be confused with a molestor who is armless) dressed as a cat girl in arm bondage get together every month and pull out the old child size mannequin they stole from a shopping mall dumpster behind sears they took the arms off of and put an anime girl mask on then drilled a few holes into in specific places for fleshlights made in the shape of specific orifices to do unspeakable things to it.
 
Reason: Allegedly
I don't know if he is or not. But he lives in Scandinavia so I am not too worried over it.
He is and they talk all the time here, if you paid attention to your own site you'd have noticed. Instead of only coming around to make changes no one asked for or wants like a CEO that doesn't know what his own company is. Best way to describe it.
 
Reason: He seems to think this site is about celebrities politics and Nigeria instead of a lolcow gossip forum kiwifarms rival.
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