Muh Autism I'm worried about my little simp guy badge...

[Jack]

Look at him. He hasn't been sleeping, he hasn't been eating, and he's been talking about ways to commit suicide. I'm scared for him. He told me earlier in a drunken stupor that that little sign he has to hold up feels like the sword of Damocles forever crushing his soul.

He needs a visit from his little brother, the fancy pants badge. I really feel like if his brother came to visit in his little suit that my simp badge guy would be able to step back and take a look at his life and realize that there are people out there who love him.

I'm formally requesting a fancy pants badge so that this little guy can get some visitation and hopefully it will get him out of this suicidal funk he finds himself in.

Please do the right thing mods. Please reunite this little guy with his family. Thank you.

Seriously though, if any of your badges are having suicidal ideations please have them call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at 1-800-273-TALK(8255)

They can help whatever badge you have under your username during their difficult time.

Thank you and please keep little simp sign guy in your thoughts and prayers. Let's hope his brother comes to visit soon.

 

[polonium]

Begging for things usually works out on the internet.

 

[Jack]

Begging for things usually works out on the internet.

When I want any mouth from you I'll stick my dick in a glory hole.

And I'm not begging for me. I'm worried about my little simp sign guy. He's been saying some scary things about suicide lately.

Plus you know God damn well I'd rather have the funny user badge but for some reason I think it would be funnier to have two frogs that are Brothers underneath my username as part of the lore

 

[polonium]

When I want any mouth from you I'll stick my dick in a glory hole

I'll be sure to bear that in mind next time I'm at the glory hole and catch the stench of irredeemable bitch wafting over.

 

[Jack]

I'll be sure to bear that in mind next time I'm at the glory hole and catch the stench of irredeemable bitch wafting over.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

he looks like he was born in a wet cardboard box all alone

 

[polonium]

I hope he stays alone forever to discourage this kind of cringe.

 

[Jack]

I hope he stays alone forever to discourage this kind of cringe.

You keep talking like a bitch, and I'm gonna have to smack you like one.

And stop gatekeeping what's not cringe on a website full of people who are butthurt at another website. The entire foundation of the user base of this forum is cringe.

 

[Jack]

Besides the "suicidal badge" bit is funny. You don't think so, move on.

 

[polonium]

You keep talking like a bitch, and I'm gonna have to smack you like one.

And stop gatekeeping what's not cringe on a website full of people who are butthurt at another website. The entire foundation of the user base of this forum is cringe.

imagine being this cringe

 

[Jack]

imagine being this cringe

I got to be honest with you I'm trying to imagine being that cringe but I can't.

Maybe you could tell me what it feels like so I don't have to imagine.

You're the one butt hurt over me making the most obvious joke post of all time, and whining about it like a 16 year old girl who didn't get asked to prom.

 

[polonium]

I got to be honest with you I'm trying to imagine being that cringe but I can't.

Maybe you could tell me what it feels like so I don't have to imagine.

You're the one butt hurt over me making the most obvious joke post of all time, and whining about it like a 16 year old girl who didn't get asked to prom.

 

[Jack]

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That's what I thought. If you don't like the joke move on. There are plenty of posts on here to be serious and autistic about.

I'm here to make jokes, cousin.