JEWSH has IMPLANTED CAMERAS within your EYES. You HAVE to CLAW them out RIGHT NOW!A lot of these new accounts just seem to be running damage control. So sad. Daddy doesn't care boys.
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Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip Comprehensive Thread
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youthfulshannel
An Onion Among Onions
See I don't even take the people who think Lidl is female seriously because it's very obviously a fag. Watch out for girls with Adams apples bro.
JEWSH has also IMPLANTED a MICROCHIP under your SKIN to make you DOUBT the SOCKSPIRACY! DIG. IT. OUT!
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Not for the first couple of years. Zero posts for that time.
You know where you are?
SOmeone sassed lidl, less than two mins later, they got a pink triangle. That is evidence of lidl being a janny sock. I should remind you saying "No, it isnt" is not an argument.
Ah, but women ARE like that. Not proof that lidl is a women, just saying.
Flemish. I have actually been to Belgium.
A lot of women are loath to admit, they got suckered.
GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
I already debunked this when you said it the last time, I think you remember this also but let's see it again for our newfriends.
You never put screenshots with any of your claims that would support your claims is because you know you can just say whatever you want on here and the other mental midgets will never question it.
Wrong, I included in this post a screenshot of her speaking french.
Yup, even the possibility of a girl liking Null is too much for them to handle. That's really the biggest thing that makes this place worse than KF. KF will admit when Ralph or Rekieta scored a win, on here everything has to be turned into a loss for Null even if you have to completely fabricate things. It's not enough to make fun of his actual failures of which there are plenty. He can't just be a pussy-whipped fake male feminist to impress his girlfriend which is already embarrassing and worthy of ridicule, no he has to instead be a secret gay tranny pedo.
That's why nobody takes this place seriously, because it's mostly just people with a grudge trying to say the worst things they can think of. Easy for everyone to just write off as spiteful banned users. Every truth becomes buried under 10 lies which people can point to in order to discredit everything.
youthfulshannel
An Onion Among Onions
So I am correct, he did get more angry about the anime watermelon than the sexual exploitation of an at risk woman. Thank you for verifying this for me guntchat.
This is just false and delusional cope. Getting Kiwifarms users to admit Rekieta or Ralph "won" is like pulling teeth. Not even Josh can admit Rekieta won his lawsuit against Montagraph without doing it sarcastically ("Total Balldo Victory") and the majority of his users in Nick's thread painting it as as a win for Monty because Nick spent a lot of money. Lolcow Ethan Ralph recently went to some bootleg Fishtank clone in Central America, punched two people, left, saw the sights, and got away with it all consequence free. Kiwifarms users in his thread somehow paint this as a loss for him.
The best thing about Onion Farms is Mr. Engelhardt is a kind and benevolent leader who doesn't spergban people because he happened to be PMSing that day which you cannot say the same for Josh as has been heavily documented on this website.
TLDR: You're gay.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
Writing french. Not the same thing. You know you can use an online translator... btw, the Buns speak Flemish.
Kiwi Pot Pie
Remarkable Onion
If (big assumption) Lidl is actually a woman, the "I can save him" part of her brain suddenly shut down. Any woman hanging around Jersh like she does shares the mindset of Columbiners and serial killer fangirls.
Suffer, hole.
She always had zero issue using being mean to other groups she didn't like, black people, Indians, and men in general.
But the second Josh calls a women he doesn't like "holes," suddenly it's an huge deal and pearl clutching time?
But the second Josh calls a women he doesn't like "holes," suddenly it's an huge deal and pearl clutching time?
Nemo
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Yes, the neurotic autist incapable of following directions and thinks any piece of advice is a personal attack can not only:
a)Keep up a larp for year's without forgetting a single detail or making a mistake
b)Show interest on female centric hobbies and actually do things like basic cooking
c)Show female behavior when it comes to fights like passive aggresiveness, WOE IS ME, EVERYONE IS GANGING UP ON ME AFTER I PICKED A FIGHT AND IM LOSING IT, catty behavior, trying to make men do her dirty work for her, staying quiet and pretending nothing is wrong while seething with rage on the inside
d)Blow up after a combination of several small incidents vs sperging out over a single thing (IE, the anime watermelon incident, the Useful_Mistake failedop, Null courting the 4channers instead of telling them to go eat shit because they like anime, the holes comment VS some random autist telling Null he is a retard for the Cheese comment and him sperging out)
Give me a break LMFAO, the sock theory is funny at best and absolutely retarded if you think about it for more than 5 seconds.
a)Keep up a larp for year's without forgetting a single detail or making a mistake
b)Show interest on female centric hobbies and actually do things like basic cooking
c)Show female behavior when it comes to fights like passive aggresiveness, WOE IS ME, EVERYONE IS GANGING UP ON ME AFTER I PICKED A FIGHT AND IM LOSING IT, catty behavior, trying to make men do her dirty work for her, staying quiet and pretending nothing is wrong while seething with rage on the inside
d)Blow up after a combination of several small incidents vs sperging out over a single thing (IE, the anime watermelon incident, the Useful_Mistake failedop, Null courting the 4channers instead of telling them to go eat shit because they like anime, the holes comment VS some random autist telling Null he is a retard for the Cheese comment and him sperging out)
Give me a break LMFAO, the sock theory is funny at best and absolutely retarded if you think about it for more than 5 seconds.
I would also like to remind the thread about the time Null showed genuine interest/lust over a female cow and Lidl threw a tantrum and started randomly shittalking the girl while also seething out of nowhere, if that doesn't scream autistic love then i dunno what will.
During the vtuber Useful_Mistake is a pedo incident he made an interesting comment: That mods and kiwi jannies were tired of Lidl constantly reporting everyone over infighting and mean comments and them having to deal with it, add in the fact that Null heavely hinted that his little lovebird was given control/more privileges over things like BP and can get away with things not even longtime users Null liked could easily get away with, you start to get a clear picture of what exactly is happening behind the scenes.
It's evidence of being a secret janny, but not evidence that she's null.
youthfulshannel
An Onion Among Onions
Null is terrible at keeping up with the Larp... that's how we all know it's him. Sorry your daddy is a tranny. This must be very difficult for you.
Takeru (T.K) Takaishi
Hellovan Onion
Seriously, my stalker child does it all the time. The posts her, her sock, as well as the account she shares with someone else, will even slip up on occasion. It's painfully obvious they're socks but anyone that disagrees with them(including Null himself lol) is just accused of being me. All you need is one or two people to cheer lead it and "nuh uh" when people call it out like what happens to her. Even though they have admitted to running socks here. They also have the two Youtube socks of me currently they admit to.
Kiwis are generally going to follow the path of least resistance as the site is incredibly censorship heavy and they need to tread on eggshells. The community here is much more active despite our small size for that reason, lack of censorship. Null is in an especially privileged position as he is the one running sock checks so he can even say Lidl passes the sock check when she doesn't. Whether Lidl is only Josh or a joint project I am unsure. It's entirely possible Josh is working with others to psyop to come off as a more socially normal person.
It's the Green Reddit they keep begging me for more proof of my gf. Not because they doubt her existence or that we are dating(they know I have known her for 7 years) and live together, but because they want it for their spank bank. The site is filled to the brim so when they see someone that has an actual honest to goodness partner it breaks their mind so someone like Lidl or Jessica is just an insane flex to them instead of a normal fact of life. It's almost sad when you forget who these people actually are.
That being said I don't think Lidl is real. She talks way too much like Jersh, posts about the same topics, uses the same incel lingo, posts at the same time despite living in GMT instead of EST. It's just impractical by all metrics. If they produced some proof of them together I would gladly take it back but it just doesn't match up in any practical sense.
Reason: Lidl's name is Brie and she can be bought at Aldi
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GuntChatRegular2
Remarkable Onion
Both him and Lidl have always done this "I don't even know her/him and we definitely don't talk" despite the fact he pulls up her posts almost every stream, including this stream, and bans everyone he totally doesn't know this "random user".
Btw Null just mentioned eating lots of apple pie and ice cream that he had to compensate for on his diet.
Coincidence? I think not.
Someone also brought Lidl up in a superchat and Null made a joke about sharing custody in the divorce.
But that's just a theory. A COW THEORY! (insert MOOO sound effect here)
youthfulshannel
An Onion Among Onions
Oldfags, the new users are taking the recent "holes" gayop at face value, this thread has become Love Island for incels and it's giving me serious second-hand embarrassment.
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Takeru (T.K) Takaishi
Hellovan Onion
A lot of people here and outside don't realize how far Jersh has gayopped before. I mean shit look at what he did with Ralph. Without access to his Prospering Grounds thread it's hard for them to know. It would probably be a good idea for someone to copy pasta at least the first few pages of that thread for the future somewhere on OF.
That being said it is pretty cringe seeing people just take it at face value without doing research and without any evidence. I notice that a lot with the Green Reddit. They're allergic to evidence and even when they do have it they have to distort to tell a story that is almost entirely hyperbole. If they even bother reading the evidence. Which they usually don't. I still have people trying to say TheWhiteBowser groped a minor despite there being evidence(a police report and victim statement) out there that I dropped in May of 2024 that shows his victim was born November of 2002 and was groped in June of 2021 making her 19 but again, they don't give a fuck about evidence. Essentially the Farms breeds people who are willing to be spoon fed a narrative and not people who want to actually do research. Kind of like Reddit.