IF MY FUCKING CAT KEEPS RUNNING UNDERNEATH MY LEGS ONE MORE TIME I WILL FUCK THAT PUSSY UP
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Gore San
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edgy bastard
I hate when mine do that, they will run for under my foot as I put it down like their goal is to be stepped on. No wonder they get hit by cars but can react fast enough to parry a snake bite. They are also loud and clumsy.
Reason: They are not quiet or graceful like cat propagandists claim. They cat scream at 4 in the morning and knock everything off my kitchen counter.
I hate them as much as I love them
Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
Mine are assholes when it comes to food. I always leave enough food out for them but they still want my human food. I get them both wet and dry.
Sick fuck.
Anyways all cats tend to be like that. They always want what you have, kinda like a certain group of people.
Im going to fuck that pussy up
Faux90sKid
and i aint used to getting pussy for free im used to buying stupid shit at the mall
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Yandere
Spank and Rim me my future emo babes. 
Ma look at this retarded faggot
Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
I remember there was a Mario one, that had either a similar or same avatar as one of the old staff members of this site. Void aka mark thurlow, some literally who Canadian that Ashley thought I was at one point or I wouldn't know they exist.
Faux90sKid
and i aint used to getting pussy for free im used to buying stupid shit at the mall
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Yandere
Why am I all of a sudden dreaming about you? 
Are you up to no good? It's a good thing you're using a VPN by the way. You finally wised up I'm proud of you.
But seriously. And trust me pal it's not because you're in my head. You're just a piss stain on the floor to me. I know your hard on just grows even though your numbers are going up.
don't think i haven't noticed or haven't been paying attention someone else has as well and they might have erased the trauma you caused but they remember you more than me isn't that cute
Wanna know a little secret? Remember when you showed me those obscure movies or that one dude did? Here's one. It's in Polish but you Europeans like to give each other blow jobs so it wouldn't matter. Anyways, it's about a guy that wants to break out of being normal and comes across a certain person. Someone you would fuck with knowing they are already in a great amount of pain.
When a sweet heart like her finds out about our little timeline together. Oh boy oh boy would you have a "hater". You see. Vicky was white trailer trash. Her Nazi meltdowns were cute so of course a horny snowflake like me would fall for someone who has more mileage than any car on the market. I never told her to do what she did. She just did it automatically because of our little history. But again you won't have to worry about her. She has already tried to kill herself on two occasions and smokes weed everyday even before a work night. Drinks as well side by side of that.
Just don't let those numbers get to your head. I hope it makes you feel good about yourself. I want you to be more successful than what I could ever amount to. Make as much money as you can. Live a life full of wealth and happiness. But you better not forget who you fucked over in exchange for all of those good things you worked hard for. The people you pushed away. The person that killed themselves because you conditioned us to be cold. A great friend of mine I can no longer associate with because they will just tell you everything.
Tampa is a nice city. Ironic too. That's where that girl lives that you forced to "date" me as you called it. Here's a movie I play inside of my head sometimes. Mr. Monologue has lunch with me. He is very protective knowing I'm just some random guy talking to him, and I tell him off the record by the way since I literally don't care about any gain from it. I just sit down and just spill out everything sick fucking thing you did to me. Why? Because it would just feel so good to tell him. Not to get back at you or cause some internet drama. Just an anonymous used to be friend. And I would walk out of that place, tell him "I appreciate your time, you will probably forget about this and forget about me, but talking to you was one step closer to finding my peace" and move on.
I'm at peace already. It took me the last 2 years to diminish the anger. But just because I'm at peace with my position, doesn't mean I forgave or forgotten.
Give the movie a watch. You will understand.
Are you up to no good? It's a good thing you're using a VPN by the way. You finally wised up I'm proud of you.
But seriously. And trust me pal it's not because you're in my head. You're just a piss stain on the floor to me. I know your hard on just grows even though your numbers are going up.
don't think i haven't noticed or haven't been paying attention someone else has as well and they might have erased the trauma you caused but they remember you more than me isn't that cute
Wanna know a little secret? Remember when you showed me those obscure movies or that one dude did? Here's one. It's in Polish but you Europeans like to give each other blow jobs so it wouldn't matter. Anyways, it's about a guy that wants to break out of being normal and comes across a certain person. Someone you would fuck with knowing they are already in a great amount of pain.
When a sweet heart like her finds out about our little timeline together. Oh boy oh boy would you have a "hater". You see. Vicky was white trailer trash. Her Nazi meltdowns were cute so of course a horny snowflake like me would fall for someone who has more mileage than any car on the market. I never told her to do what she did. She just did it automatically because of our little history. But again you won't have to worry about her. She has already tried to kill herself on two occasions and smokes weed everyday even before a work night. Drinks as well side by side of that.
Just don't let those numbers get to your head. I hope it makes you feel good about yourself. I want you to be more successful than what I could ever amount to. Make as much money as you can. Live a life full of wealth and happiness. But you better not forget who you fucked over in exchange for all of those good things you worked hard for. The people you pushed away. The person that killed themselves because you conditioned us to be cold. A great friend of mine I can no longer associate with because they will just tell you everything.
Tampa is a nice city. Ironic too. That's where that girl lives that you forced to "date" me as you called it. Here's a movie I play inside of my head sometimes. Mr. Monologue has lunch with me. He is very protective knowing I'm just some random guy talking to him, and I tell him off the record by the way since I literally don't care about any gain from it. I just sit down and just spill out everything sick fucking thing you did to me. Why? Because it would just feel so good to tell him. Not to get back at you or cause some internet drama. Just an anonymous used to be friend. And I would walk out of that place, tell him "I appreciate your time, you will probably forget about this and forget about me, but talking to you was one step closer to finding my peace" and move on.
I'm at peace already. It took me the last 2 years to diminish the anger. But just because I'm at peace with my position, doesn't mean I forgave or forgotten.
Give the movie a watch. You will understand.
Just watch La La Land broWhy am I all of a sudden dreaming about you?
Are you up to no good? It's a good thing you're using a VPN by the way. You finally wised up I'm proud of you.
But seriously. And trust me pal it's not because you're in my head. You're just a piss stain on the floor to me. I know your hard on just grows even though your numbers are going up.
don't think i haven't noticed or haven't been paying attention someone else has as well and they might have erased the trauma you caused but they remember you more than me isn't that cute
Wanna know a little secret? Remember when you showed me those obscure movies or that one dude did? Here's one. It's in Polish but you Europeans like to give each other blow jobs so it wouldn't matter. Anyways, it's about a guy that wants to break out of being normal and comes across a certain person. Someone you would fuck with knowing they are already in a great amount of pain.
When a sweet heart like her finds out about our little timeline together. Oh boy oh boy would you have a "hater". You see. Vicky was white trailer trash. Her Nazi meltdowns were cute so of course a horny snowflake like me would fall for someone who has more mileage than any car on the market. I never told her to do what she did. She just did it automatically because of our little history. But again you won't have to worry about her. She has already tried to kill herself on two occasions and smokes weed everyday even before a work night. Drinks as well side by side of that.
Just don't let those numbers get to your head. I hope it makes you feel good about yourself. I want you to be more successful than what I could ever amount to. Make as much money as you can. Live a life full of wealth and happiness. But you better not forget who you fucked over in exchange for all of those good things you worked hard for. The people you pushed away. The person that killed themselves because you conditioned us to be cold. A great friend of mine I can no longer associate with because they will just tell you everything.
Tampa is a nice city. Ironic too. That's where that girl lives that you forced to "date" me as you called it. Here's a movie I play inside of my head sometimes. Mr. Monologue has lunch with me. He is very protective knowing I'm just some random guy talking to him, and I tell him off the record by the way since I literally don't care about any gain from it. I just sit down and just spill out everything sick fucking thing you did to me. Why? Because it would just feel so good to tell him. Not to get back at you or cause some internet drama. Just an anonymous used to be friend. And I would walk out of that place, tell him "I appreciate your time, you will probably forget about this and forget about me, but talking to you was one step closer to finding my peace" and move on.
I'm at peace already. It took me the last 2 years to diminish the anger. But just because I'm at peace with my position, doesn't mean I forgave or forgotten.
Give the movie a watch. You will understand.
So anyways id been thinking about starting a workout regiment and mostly doing weight stuff because cardio is gay and I like seeing number go up.
Faux90sKid
and i aint used to getting pussy for free im used to buying stupid shit at the mall
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Yandere
Saw a profile of some chick that lives close to me on an obscure website. Has me thinking with my dick. She seems to uptight though but boy oh boy if she was my type I'd make good use of her. I have a millions loads to shoot into someone. This Horny Goat Weed herb shit has me going fucking crazy my dude.
Do it ask her out
Faux90sKid
and i aint used to getting pussy for free im used to buying stupid shit at the mall
Staff member
Yandere
I know you older fucks remember this shit.
Gore San
⛧ Ć̸̢̧̧̲̰̣͙̖̟̜͕̖͓̣̱̮̣̙̯̜̮̖̣̙̓̑͊̊͋͗̌̐̍̋͋̎̉̓͒͑̀̕͝͝r̵̡̛̰̘͓͎̲͕̖͚͖͕͙̬̣͕̤̣̭̲̙͕͛͛̆̄̃͐̉͑̀̎̎̽͛͋̌̔́̈͘͘͜͝͝͝i̷̧̢̫̣̜͕̣̼̳͉̭͊͆m̷͔̼̠̖̮̪̽̈́͌͑̈͆̂́͌̑̑̿́̑̐͋͒̽͋̈́̃̇̎͑͒̔͌̿̒̐͑̽̍̎̑͗̿̕̕͝s̵̯̦̩̪̼̄̍̋̇̐̅̅͆̒̉̔͑̍̌̽̐͑̈́͐̎͛͆̐͊͂̏̔͒̚͘͝͝͠ò̸̢̮̭̋̋͋̐̍́͊̇̓̐̑̈̋̅̐̃̈́̃͆̎̐̆̀̎̓̃̒̌̎̕̚̚n̶̼̮̫̠̥̳̼̪̙̕
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edgy bastard
Hell yeah adult swim was my favorite back in the day.
I love this
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