I'll pass on "friends" thing.
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I uh... I have no words.
I have cognitive dissonance. I can't tell anything else there.
I wonder what kind of game would anybody on KF would make? Definitely shovelware but what genre do you guys think it'd be in?
I'd make FPS if wasn't code-illiterate. I mean, I tried to learn some langs but I understand that doing this kind of shit is not my shtick. I'm more of the paintbrush guy.
I mean, you're not wrong, but good luck convincing bad parents they're the problem.
Uhuh. Except there a tiny problem there: our generation and how much of it feels about fatherly spankings. You just can tell that modern generation haven't been whipped by father's belt enough.
Sailor Troon
Baby Onion
Turning? It's always been a revolving door of rejects. There's a reason why the farms has a piss poor record of user retention; they only use the place as a means to an end, at best. At worst, they genuinely think the farms is their personal daycare center (See: Null and his shitlib clique).
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
Maybe if you got whipped your father's belt enough, you wouldn't have groomed that 16 year old on Discord and got banned from KF.
I haven't groomed anyone dipshit but sure keep rolling with this, as if "dumb fuck" badge wasn't enough to prove your illiteracy.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
Oleg, denying this might work on here because it has a number of people who also got embarrassed and doxed KF, but it's not going to work on me. You and I both know what you did.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
Hellovan Onion
Should Kiwi Farms create their own shitty edgy video game, it would be not much different from the past politically motivated games made by trolls before their time.
So let's take a look at a list of indie Internet video games that I know of that were meant to get a rise out of people but are now forgotten.
Flying Spaghetti Monster The Game:
This is a video game made in Adobe Flash that is based on the parody religion of the same name. It's an overhead shooter (in the loosest definition possible) where you play as the Flying Spaghetti Monster trying to gather new converts to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster before time runs out, the more converts you gather the higher your score. The game was meant to piss off religious fundamentalists at the time as this game was created during the peak of the New Atheism movement.
Muhammad Sex Simulator 2015:
This was a game with shitty 3D graphics created by some developer from Encyclopedia Dramatica where the goal of the game is to have Muhammad (the founder of Islam) have sex with either animals or sex with other men to get a high score. As you can see by the description, this was a troll game meant to piss off Muslims.
Super Oppressed PPL:
This is a game that originated from Newgrounds that is a parody of the 1985 video game Super Mario Bros. where the game takes away any semblance of a game being fun and lectures you about how you're a bad person for not being fully committed to social justice. This game was meant to make fun of video game journalists that want games to not have any challenges, filled with left-wing politics, and be filled with unneeded diversity.
Angry Goy and Angry Goy II:
These two video games were created at the peak of the Alt-Right's popularity. The two games feature protagonists in a story that is loosely based on The Turner Diaries where the goal of the game is to cleanse society of minorities deemed inferior. No one knows who developed the first game but there's a lot of speculation that Andrew Anglin (the founder and owner of the Daily Stormer) was likely the head developer of the first game. Christopher Cantwell (aka The Crying Nazi) would be the head developer and publisher for the sequel game Angry Goy II. Be warned though, if you decide to play these two games then know that many Alt-Righters back in the day reported malware being emended in these two games and many believed that these games were created by the feds as a honeypot to entrap white supremacists that download and play these two games on their computers, so use a virtual machine and don't have said computer that is used to play these two games being connected to the Internet because these two games reeks of glowies.
Chad vs. The Gay Nazis:
This game is just an even more shitty version of Angry Goy. It has better graphics and it doesn't have any malware (as far as I know) but the game is basically a reverse Angry Goy where the leftists are portrayed as Nazis (the enemies in the game are basically National Bolshevists that wear Nazi uniforms) and the protagonist is an anti-commie Chad where his mission is to save society from National Bolshevism. The game is nothing special and it plays like a really fucking boring anime visual novel and there is hardly any action you do in the game. This game is meant to make fun of more current left-wing politics and it was originally on Steam until Valve delisted the game.
What do these games have in common? They were simply meant to get a rise out of people by touching on controversial topics and to poke fun at whatever is the current mainstream politics at the time and these games quickly become forgotten as times change.
Should Kiwi Farms make their own edgy game, it's going to become quickly dated and cringe where it will be filled with political shit that will become irrelevant in a few years from now and join the list of other now forgotten edgy games on the Internet.
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You have local equivalent of pink triangle there, everything you say can (and practically should) be automatically discarded.
Also, little tip: the more you're gonna waive this shit, the more people would realize you're making shit up just because you're petty spiteful nigger.
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
No, I got that sticker because you more than likely talked a mod into giving it to me over being upset that I kept posting your dox. You are a pedophile and you should be confronted with that fact every time you post.
And just like your accusations that I'm pedophile, this is false and you're disingenious bullshitting faggot.
See? The more shit you throw at me the more it stick to you instead.
It'd be some troonslop Undertale rip-off made in RPG maker
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
They didn't make a game but they did make a SS13 server exclusively for Kiwi Farms members.
The ToeHeads get stubbed once again by CharlieDelicious and Legato. When you aren't in someone's camp, you will request proof of every single claim where as everything said by your camp is assumed to be true. They tried to cast aspersions of Aaron Imholte's claim the FBI is very concerned with his "hacking" claims. Kiwifarms user Balldo's Gatd comes in with the evidence.
After being proven wrong over something so petty, Chingtastic Chong puts his foot down and says he will begin threadbanning people who mock his need to defend Aaron from any and all criticism. See second picture below is one an example of Chingtastic Chong's "Toe-guarding" in Patrick Melton's thread by linking his own post on Nick's thread.
In case it isn't clear, this is a very one-sided threat that was made to appear to be neutral in nature. No one in Aaron's thread gets accused of "balldowashing" (defending Nick Rekieta) because people don't because it isn't Nick's thread.
Father Balldo and CharlieDelicious mock the cope. "We don't actually know if Aaron was lying about the FBI, but let's believe him because we hate Nick Rekeita!"
AshleyBloatedSwalloHole
The Official Coward of Onionfarms; Cannot Talk To A Fat Woman
An Onion Among Onions
Yeah its weird how they gave you a sticker for acting like a giant sperg, Daniel.
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
Probably a kids' game, but less Conker.
KiwiFarms could create a family-friendly Conker-like platformer without the cursing, sex, murder, dinosaur deaths, or unresolved sequel hooks if they dislike horror games so much.
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