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[Crimson Fucker]

WHO LIED TO CRIMSON???

Well there is always onion and garlic powder.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JanKuntowski]

The podcast is fucking gay as shit with 4 old dudes yammering about nothing for 3 hours.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

The podcast is fucking gay as shit with 4 old dudes yammering about nothing for 3 hours.

Given the circumstances under which this was produced, I would give them a .

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

The podcast is fucking gay as shit with 4 old dudes yammering about nothing for 3 hours.

So don't listen to it, bitch. Nobody's holding a gun to your head.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JanKuntowski]

So don't listen to it, bitch. Nobody's holding a gun to your head.

How am I supposed to know if it's any good without trying? Dumbo. you are so easily triggered.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

It's pretty shit tbh. Less of a podcast, more of a rambling Discord VC that Empresa wouldn't bother archiving.
@Kenopsia I'd recommend having some segments or at least a topic prepared before going in. Your co-host is a total newfag that doesn't have a clue about Farms culture, so he'd have to keep himself occupied if the subject is ever lolcows or anything other than rasslin and boomer media

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I don't listen to it lol

 

[Frosty Fetus]

It's pretty shit tbh. Less of a podcast, more of a rambling Discord VC that Empresa wouldn't bother archiving.
@Kenopsia I'd recommend having some segments or at least a topic prepared before going in. Your co-host is a total newfag that doesn't have a clue about Farms culture, so he'd have to keep himself occupied if the subject is ever lolcows or anything other than rasslin and boomer media

Good critique but he probably won't listen. He doesn't even bother listening to me when I tell his naming scheme is shit.

Besides that every podcast is just a bunch of people rambling about whatever.

 

[Kenopsia]

You guys aren't wrong. (On my part)
But if no body listens or it's boring to most. It's all good. At least it gives some users something to do as there is a complaint that the site goes nowhere. At least we have this. And I want it to be shit on because at least people are thinking about it since it is a feature of the site that does exist which didn't before.

So any feedback is good feedback. It lets me know where it's at.

 

[Anne Hathaway FanAnne Hathaway Fan is verified member.]

You guys aren't wrong. (On my part)
But if no body listens or it's boring to most. It's all good. At least it gives some users something to do as there is a complaint that the site goes nowhere. At least we have this. And I want it to be shit on because at least people are thinking about it since it is a feature of the site that does exist which didn't before.

So any feedback is good feedback. It lets me know where it's at.

I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing I don't care. If somebody gives me a topic I'm going to talk about it, if not I'm going to start falling back into movies and generic pop culture shit.

Frosty is right though, we can do MUCH better than "episode 1" etc.

 

[Kenopsia]

I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing I don't care. If somebody gives me a topic I'm going to talk about it, if not I'm going to start falling back into movies and generic pop culture shit.

Frosty is right though, we can do MUCH better than "episode 1" etc.

And that's exactly why I'm not going to be resistant to that. But we have to be aware of what's going on outside of our podcast group. If there is something brewing between people or parties we need to see the opportunity door opening.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JanKuntowski]

Good critique but he probably won't listen. He doesn't even bother listening to me when I tell his naming scheme is shit.

Besides that every podcast is just a bunch of people rambling about whatever.

Why did you come back from lounge96 ?

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Why did you come back from lounge96 ?

What are you talking about? I've been here before lounge96.

Also what so bad about me posting anywhere besides 96?

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

You guys aren't wrong. (On my part)
But if no body listens or it's boring to most. It's all good. At least it gives some users something to do as there is a complaint that the site goes nowhere. At least we have this. And I want it to be shit on because at least people are thinking about it since it is a feature of the site that does exist which didn't before.

So any feedback is good feedback. It lets me know where it's at.

I think part of the problem of people thinking that this site isn't going anywhere is that some of the forums are a sloppy disorganized mess (to be perfectly blunt). And part of the problem is me which is why I want to go through and put some order to this forum.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

So any feedback is good feedback. It lets me know where it's at

You don't need a co-host, especially a clueless newfag

I'm going to keep doing what I'm doing I don't care

That's right Ralph, fuck the audience and their feedback, they'll eat the slop and like it

And part of the problem is me which is why I want to go through and put some order to this forum.

You have done this dozens of times to zero effect. As I've said before, this site's growth is permanently stunted because of the Kiwis' correct assessment that this is a dumping ground for various types of degenerates they don't want to talk to anymore. Despite what the sycophants you surround yourself tell you, no amount of Reddit/Nigeria shilling is going to change that. Not trying to be a dick but someone has to tell the king that he has no clothes.

You will never be a real Kiwi Farms. You have no standards, you have no relevance, you have no supporters. You are a homosexual forum twisted by drugs and paraphilia into a crude mockery of the upper-case-I Internet’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your users are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “jannies” laugh at your ghoulish themes behind closed doors.
Kiwis are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of hours of sperging have allowed Kiwis to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even Onions who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to a Kiwi. Your sock structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk Kiwi to start posting with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected user base.
You will never be Null. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself this is going to be your year, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your users will find you, "heartbroken" but relieved that they no longer have to live with the constant shame and disappointment. They’ll bury this forum in an archive marked with your URL, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a waste of time is buried there. Your forum will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a forum that is unmistakably cringe

 

[Nektar Geist]

that this is a dumping ground for various types of degenerates they don't want to talk to anymore.

You are talking about yourself, y'know? Janny.

twisted by drugs and paraphilia into a crude mockery of the upper-case-I Internet’s perfection.

Again, you post here, and are a janny. We get it, you are butthurt you fucked up at Commie Farms, they don't want you back. But. Don't you think that you look a bit pathetic, someone who, let's face it, sucked off Ken for a broom, and now are venting because you are feeling left out... at Kenneth Engelhart. If you so sicken'd of the whole thing, renounce your broom.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

We get it, you are butthurt you fucked up at Commie Farms, they don't want you back

I've never stopped posting there and am not mad about being banned when I go out of my way to derail and bother people

Don't you think that you look a bit pathetic, someone who, let's face it, sucked off Ken for a broom, and now are venting because you are feeling left out... at Kenneth Engelhart

Didn't ask for a broom, don't care if I have one or not. And I'm not trying to vent or be shitty to Ken, merely stating the blatantly obvious truth that his sycophants refuse to tell him.
Tell me, how would you increase the draw of this forum? I see no possible way forward than to continue being the toilet that the banned and damned are flushed down

 

[Nektar Geist]

I've never stopped posting there

Ofc, you are addicted.

not mad about being banned

X

don't care if I have one or not.

Won't be giving up the dusty pan and brush, then. 'k.

And I'm not trying to vent or be shitty to Ken, merely stating the blatantly obvious truth that his sycophants refuse to tell him.

It is venting, if you know it's just pointless and Ken isn't going to listen, tho. Right? And this seems to be your position on this.

Tell me, how would you increase the draw of this forum?

Firstly, my actual answer... I don't care about drawing more people to this site, you are, you need the asspats. I just like to shit post.

Now the satirical answer... 1. Wipe autards like you from the site. You are an ZVP. 2. Then, coup d'etat, sling Ken in the tower, beat him with a snooker ball in a sock, while screaming "I'M THE DADDY NOW!!!" at him. Thhhheeeennnnn... editing all of Gays posts, nah, that's purely out of spite...

I mean, don't know what to tell you. Isn't this "Trying to help Ken grow the site" I bit sycophantic, in its self. It was a site started out of petty spite, which is funny tbh, and where people go now dot org is down. People have tried to do there own thing, and the most successful one, so far, has been the Onion Farms Rejects of loli96... make of that, what you will.

Not really your Personal Army, so as you feel you are getting all the updoots you feel you should get. Oooooorrrr... find something more fulfilling in life, I mean, maybe do something else, then return to this, see how you feel about it.

Remember that aborted video blog? Maybe get back into that. I'm sure you'd be up for all of us critiquing it.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I don't care about drawing more people to this site, you are, you need the asspats

That rather contradicts my statement that it's pointless to try doing so and Ken should be happy with what he has, no? If I wanted ass pats from Onions I'd call Josh Moon fat+bad and never stray from the echo chambering

Remember that aborted video blog?

I do and I was actually reconsidering this last night. I've fucked up in Austin and need to get out soon so it'd be fun to vlog some hitchhiking. The downside to doing this is I'd have to either have to ostensibly dox where I'm going next or make non-kino content where I only film updates with a neutral background. I suppose I could keep hitching past my destination, falsely say here I am and double back?

I'm sure you'd be up for all of us critiquing it

My IRL is more stressful and dangerous than mean comments from spergs on obscure forums, so yes, I'd be fine with the a-logging from the 4 people who are inclined to doing so. It comes down to whether I'd be able to make content that's remotely worth the effort and risk I'd put into it the endeavor.

 

[Nektar Geist]

That rather contradicts my statement that it's pointless to try doing so and Ken should be happy with what he has, no?

No.

If I wanted ass pats from Onions I'd call Josh Moon fat+bad and never stray from the echo chambering

But, it's that you want a new influx of people who will help you be "popular" on Commie Farms again.

I do and I was actually reconsidering this last night.

Well, that's something.

I've fucked up in Austin

An early album from Mojo Nixon, I believe. It's people like you, who ruined Austin. That and Kevin Booth.

so it'd be fun to vlog some hitchhiking.

It'll be like the original Running Man story.

The downside to doing this is I'd have to either have to ostensibly dox where I'm going next

No....

I suppose I could keep hitching past my destination, falsely say here I am and double back?

??? Dude, there was a series of programmes on the BBC, from Johnathan Meades. They were kinda like Marshall McLuhan sort of video essay. LSS, one of them started of with a shot of a house, and then another house, and after a while, you realize, that the shots all come from different parts of Europe, and it's meant to show how similar (and sometimes juxtaposing how different) we all are. And how the Belgians are the worst.

You could play on that. How anonymous the States are. Pretty much an Arby's looks the same. Unless you are going past any State buildings, or anything that's going to ID an actual place (1st Street etc is pretty common, as are most street names). Nobody is going to be HWNDU tracking the stars to find you. You might be retardedly autistic, but that doesn't make you Shitler Boof.

My IRL is more stressful and dangerous than mean comments from spergs on obscure forums, so yes, I'd be fine with the a-logging from the 4 people who are inclined to doing so.

Shure, Janny Jan. You going to have live chat? TTS?

It comes down to whether I'd be able to make content that's remotely worth the effort and risk I'd put into it the endeavor

Won't know until you do it and post it. Do busking. Old out of copyright songs. Black Betty, Camp Town Races (or any of the many negro songs out there). You can do it a cappella, so no need for an instrument... however the gob iron is pretty cheap. Like to see how long you'd last, breathing in and out of that, while moanin' bout pickin' dat bale.

Y'heard of Al Jolson?