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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
You've had two people tell you you're wrong and your response is to go "u mad". Daniel Lopez-lite over here.

Not even really trying to say "u mad" it's more I never said it was you I just knew somebody was supposedly socking them and it was generally accepted on some level. You got upset at that point and started ranting about how it wasn't you, that's what's funny as fuck to me.

Also, seems really odd for you to just pull up random posts by them to try to start shit. It's like you took personal offense to it, which also is pretty funny to me.

I mean I do believe you're not them tbh, it's just you got so damn riled up by it.
 
So isalaide wrote a whole essay about how she CONSOOOOOMS Wicked movie merch.
The film's plot is probably mince - we don't like the musical tbh - and we haven't seen it yet, but the merch is to fucking die for. The art direction of the film and the collabs has been fucking perfect. We have been on a spree in our house. The merch and marketing has been fucking A+ will buy again. There's even Robinson's squash in a green glitter edition and pink glitter edition. (The green is nicer and we are drinking it by the pint.)

The Lush collection doesn't smell great but looks gorgeous (the Emerald City soap!!!) so we've binged that and the dolls oh my life the dolls are gorgeous. The girls have the singing ones and the attention to the face sculpts and costumes are *chefs kiss*. A bunch of Wicked Lego is arriving over the holiday season for various gifts. The Emerald City set is glorious.

The OPI collection is inexplicably horrible, do not buy. I have a problem with green eyeshadow so preordered the entire REM Beauty and ONE/SIZE Wicked ranges and they are to fucking die for. The ONE/SIZE palette and the fucking glitter setting spray have sent me. The brush that is shaped like a broomstick. I don't normally go for ONE/SIZE but I don't know how I lived without the Elphaba side of that palette.

There's a ton of stuff aimed at the adult fans of the musical but lots of it is so fucking cute I'm sure people who don't give a fuck about Wicked are buying it too. Cambridge Satchel did a massive line of bags - they collab'ed to get their bags in as the schoolbags in the movie - and they rolled out a metallic green finish along with a glitter pink so we got those. The satchels came in mini size and the girls look adorable with them.

There are the usual T shirts and hoodies and such everywhere so we will be suitable en-merch'ed for our trip to the cinema this weekend. We have our repo bubble tiaras and hats at the ready. There are special cups at the cinema so we will get those.

This is probably the single best marketed and cross-promoted film I have ever seen. The marketing has just been incredible. Gravity-defying, even.
 
okay guys, please stop fighting
MOMMIES AND DADDIES ARE SUPPOSED TO LOVE EACH OTHER! 💔

So islaide claims she spent 2k on Wicked merch. I'm most offended by the idea you wouldn't wait til it's on clearance. 2k is more than some people make in a whole month... this is why I'm sympathetic to the idea that this is a rich LARP.
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And another one repeating the same argument that's been deboonked a shitload of times about "why girls troon out". As an aside, notice that "Ginger & Bread = Mischief" joined KF just 2 days ago and has made 133 posts already.
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They're always so close to getting it but they never do...
 
Idk it doesn't seem any different from reading the Hannibal books, to me anyway. Why do we make so many cop shows since we obviously fetishize murder? And yet murder is actually a fairly rare event in civilized countries. As humans we are retarded and get fascinated with weird shit, Jocelyn for example runs a website that hosts revenge porn of a mentally handicapped woman while whining about male degeneracy and how it hurts women.

It's just the whole "videogames cause violence" BS repackaged. Men get unfairly maligned as killers in waiting for playing Call of doody and yet remain very resilient and non-murdery in response even though they kill each other via Steam servers. Rape fantasy is the exact same as murder fantasy so when are kwiffar going to start talking about how "strange" it is that the menz obviously fetishize murder?
 
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