I'd rather have a bitchin Camaro

(Props to anyone who understood that reference without looking it up)
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"Hi. I'm so cute UwU. Also, my haters were right all along. I do beat the system and get paid to sit on my ass all day while being given your tax dollars that you work hard for. Fuck working, fuck being normal. I like wasting my life away."
 
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"Hi. I'm so cute UwU. Also, my haters were right all along. I do beat the system and get paid to sit on my ass all day while being given your tax dollars that you work hard for. Fuck working, fuck being normal. I like wasting my life away."

If you ever have used UwU in a conversation any other way than saying "UwU is what faggots say", then you deserve to be decimated.

And I mean that traditionally. I mean you should be beaten to death by nine Roman soldiers with clubs.
 
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"I BELIEVE SO MUCH IN HYPERSTITION BUT I ALSO SOMETIMES LOSE TOUCH ON WHAT'S REAL OR NOT IS IT THE CON TOUCH ON WHAT'S REAL OR NOT IS U THE CONCERNING HEALTH PROBLETH PROBLEMS? THE HEART PALPITATIONS HAVE COME BACK. I STILL FEEL LIKE ONE OF MY LEGS DOESN'T BELONG TBH."

Yeah, I'm that guy.
 
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"Hi. I'm so cute UwU. Also, my haters were right all along. I do beat the system and get paid to sit on my ass all day while being given your tax dollars that you work hard for. Fuck working, fuck being normal. I like wasting my life away."
Uuuy tantas curvas y yo sin frenos

"I'm @AboutToBustOut of my mom's womb and make her see the face of her Cambodian rapist every time she looks at me."

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I'm going to bound and gag @AboutToBustOut , make him wear a wig dress and cock cage then mail him to @Gargamel and since he doesn't have a father he can call Gargamel daddy.
 
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