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what are some weird shower thoughts youve had..? dont hold back :samoy:
 
I'm do you unyun? I think of onion in shower only.
You should carve a hole into an onion and have sex with it on the shower, the juice makes your pee pee tingle especially if it goes up your pee hole. You should try it sometime.
 
You should carve a hole into an onion and have sex with it on the shower, the juice makes your pee pee tingle especially if it goes up your pee hole. You should try it sometime.
stinky peepee
 
Hm. My shower thoughts are so awful. Embarrassing. Did have a nightmare about being raped by a big bear mascot. Could not stop thinking about it. kept just watching the water hit the floor of my shower until I snapped out of it. My dreams are fucked up okay.
 
You should carve a hole into an onion and have sex with it on the shower, the juice makes your pee pee tingle especially if it goes up your pee hole. You should try it sometime.
please. do not sexing onion. bad for onion. bad for person. bad sex. bad bad.
 
please. do not sexing onion. bad for onion. bad for person. bad sex. bad bad.
This is going in random txt for sure.
 
Hm. My shower thoughts are so awful. Embarrassing. Did have a nightmare about being raped by a big bear mascot. Could not stop thinking about it. kept just watching the water hit the floor of my shower until I snapped out of it. My dreams are fucked up okay.
well damn that sounds not so fun lol.. :story: felt about watching water hit the floor i do that whenever i shower and think of things that would never happen.
i can never really remember my nightmares & dreams i just recall feeling scared when i wake up but hopefully youre ok
 
Idk if anyone else can relate but sometimes when i shower i'll think about made up words & wonder if they are existing words.. :story: just happened now..
i sometimes do this when i'm laying down to sleep & will need to take out my phone to look up if it exists or not
 
Pizza is just a reformatted sandwich. Cereal is a cold soup.
 
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