Race, Religion, Ethnicity, Sexual Orientation, Gender or Gender Identity: We don't care. If you can swing with us, you are one of us.
No Ashley: We're not going anywhere.You may have pulled the wool over other people's eyes. You're not pulling it over our eyes.
🧅Project Timeline🧅
Movie-House Project: projected completion- next week.
🧅Repair Orders🧅
🧅Forum Building🧅
Lots of drama related to Very Dark Man that I want to tie together
Movie-House Project: projected completion- next week.
🧅Repair Orders🧅
🧅Forum Building🧅
Lots of drama related to Very Dark Man that I want to tie together
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Cowlopolis - Kiwifarms (USA)
Joshua Conner Moon, the Kiwifarms Community with all the juicy gossip and lolcowery this community generates. Also includes the classic lolcows this community covers.
Joshua Conner Moon, the Kiwifarms Community with all the juicy gossip and lolcowery this community generates. Also includes the classic lolcows this community covers.
Ashley Renee Hutsell - Tennessee's Biggest Lolcow
(Ashley Hutsell Jankowski): The forum's biggest antisemite. The Chattanooga Cretin. Obsessed with Kengel's Sexuality and lusting after his hot bod. Screams how she hates this "terrorist and white supremacist forum" and has over 30 pages of sock puppets in the admin log from last year to prove it. Wants to hoodwink the State of Rhode Island and fantasizes about seeing the Onionfarms going down in flames.
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Drama Harvest
Our tractors are always harvesting the internet drama and gossip from the onion fields at peak ripeness.
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Joshua Conner Moon ˚ ༘♡ 🥝⋆｡˚ ★ 𖦹°‧
Owner of the Kiwifarms, Lolcow LLC, United States Internet Preservation Society, White Supremacist, afraid of the country being taken over by Indian (South Asia) Immigrants
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Soyjak Community 🌱🥛
All things Soyjak related
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Ethan Oliver Ralph
Infamous figure of the old Gamergate controversy, Alt-Right Podcaster (Killstream Host). Describes himself as the "Ralphamale". Received a beatdown while visiting Lisbon, Portugal. Convicted Felon. "Epic Lolcow" on Encyclopedia Dramatica
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Old World Lolcow Discussion: Freeze Peach
Main forum for discussing old world lolcows
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Christian Weston Chandler - Highly Followed 🦸 ⚡️
The drama and adventures of the internet's most famous lolcow
Bluesky Link: https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CwcvilleGuardian
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/
Bluesky Link: https://bsky.app/profile/cpujcwcsprime.bsky.social
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@CwcvilleGuardian
Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/
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Cowlopolis - Very Dark Man (Nigeria)
The Very Dark Man Cowlopolis: Probably one of the most powerful lolcow groups in Nigeria. Very Dark Man the self-proclaimed policeman of the internet and quite possibly one of the biggest lolcow celebrities in Lagos.
The Very Dark Man Cowlopolis: Probably one of the most powerful lolcow groups in Nigeria. Very Dark Man the self-proclaimed policeman of the internet and quite possibly one of the biggest lolcow celebrities in Lagos.
Very Dark Man: Martins Vincent Otse - Nigeria
Martins Vincent Otse, popularly known as VeryDarkMan, is a Nigerian social media influencer and a Content creator who describes himself as the "online police".
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Seun Kuti - VDM Orbit
Sean Kuti: Very Dark Man's Ally during his feud with Nigerian superstar Wizkid.
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Peter Obi - VDM Orbit
Peter Obi: former Labour Party presidential candidate and Very Dark Man's biggest disapointment
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Davido - VDM Orbit
David Adedeji Adeleke, known professionally as Davido, is a Nigerian-American singer, songwriter, and record producer.
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Blessing CEO -VDM Orbit
Blessing Okoro Nkiruka, also known as Blessing CEO, is a Nigerian influencer and self-proclaimed relationship expert.
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Blord - VDM Orbit
Blord: Repairing phones in Anambra , two EFCC encounters, a terrorism funding probe, a prison spell at Kuje and one ugly feud with Very Dark Man.
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People who naturally fall in the public spotlight (Celebrities, Internet Drama Figures, Heads of State, Politicians). They're funny, eccentric, and everybody loves to watch them.
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José Pedro Balmaceda Pascal is a Chilean-American actor known for his roles as adoptive father figures in the Disney+ series The Mandalorian and the HBO series The Last of Us.
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Drake (Aubrey Drake Graham)
Canadian rapper, singer, actor
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This forum is about do it yourself (Self-Sufficiency or Off the Grid), life hacks, vintage electronics or projects way back when. This is also for those going their own way.
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Lolcow animals, nature, wildlife stuff go here.
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Discussion of Onionfarms Bling and Promotional Items for sale.
https://onionmart.printify.me/products
https://onionmart.printify.me/products
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Kiwifarms General Thread Archive
An archive of the screengrabs of pages from the Kiwifarms General Thread that could be recovered from the Internet Archive
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Aliko Dangote - VDM Orbit
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CEO of Tiannahs Place Empire, a group compromising 33 businesses. celebrity, fashion designer, author, philanthropist.
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Nigerian influencer who gained fame on social media for showing public charity to poor people in Lagos.
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Toyin Abraham Ajeyemi (born Olutoyin Aimakhu; 5 September 1980) is a Nigerian actress and filmmaker.[
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Wizkid (Ayodeji Balogun) - VDM Orbit
Nigerian Afrobeat Popstar
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