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You meet the first extra terrestrial alien contact coming down in a tiny UFO

Gore San

Gore San

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At which point it begins trying to communicate by throwing hands at your face while rubbing its long slimy fingers on it shouting "BLEH! EUGH! DUUH!" And it just wouldn't stop or leave you alone. What do.
 
Reason: Should I just punch it in the chest or something or should I warn it first? Asking for a friend.
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3 boobs or one mega boob?
 
Reason: Free q&a shitpost idea
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What if the mega boob has an alien vagina?
 
Reason: Or alternatively shitting dick nipples.
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What if the alien had penises for fingers like in scary movie and kept sticking them into your mouth as you're talking to it to get you to quit failing them in your face and making weird mouth noises?
 
Reason: It pisses out of them when they're not in your mouth.
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Somebody's walking around with a bloody penis.

Did you spit it out?
 
Reason: I wonder who it could be?
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