What's the grossest living situation you've ever seen?

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

I mean I've been in some trap houses and stuff but I don't count that because that's just druggies being druggies.

I want to know what the most "should be normal but isn't normal" motherfucker's house you've ever seen. Like hoarders type stuff.

I'll go first, I used to know this girl who would pick her nose and put it in her mouth and because she didn't want to swallow her own boogers she would just spit it on her walls. Lol. And I'm not talking about like a dysfunctional autistic, this was a completely normal chick except for that. And she didn't even clean it off her wall afterwards because she said she hated her landlord. What the fuck.

Has anyone ever actually seen a hoarder in real life or something fucked up to that degree? Please comment, because as someone who literally looked for an apartment for 3 months until I found one I liked with hardwood floors because I wanted to keep it spotless (carpets can hold bacteria) I am fascinated by people who live like slobs.

Give me the worst of the worst. I love hearing about how freaks live freakishly.

 

[Stop Socking Gaylord]

I knew some dudes that had the local flophouse people would party at.
Pretty standard, mold and grime everywhere, no trash cans, just a designated trash pile, absolutely rotten sink, etc.
Well I go over there one day, go to put my beer in the fridge and noticed a fucked up black puddle on the bottom shelf, so I asked what it was.
Apparently they had bought a caiman (mini gator) and allowed it to die from neglect. Instead of burying it or even taking it out to the trash, they had stored it in the fridge. Their power got cut off for a week, of course turning the corpse into a putrified puddle.
They got rid of the body but the black ooze was too much to be bothered with.
Last time I hung out with those dudes.
Fucking alligator puddles, man

 

[The Gays From LA]

I can't think of a "gross" kind of hoarding situation I've seen, but if I'm allowed to give my personal interpretation of the phrase "should be normal but isn't normal" when it comes to dwelling spaces... it would definitely be this house:

This has to be the worst offender in the "messy artist's home" genre of videos. Like, how the fuck do you clean so many intricate art pieces? My guess is, you don't. It has to be an extremely dusty place just by virtue of all the shit that been sitting in there since forever. Also, I imagine the air isn't exactly safe to breathe because of all these art pieces off-gassing from the paints and the glues that were used to make these assemblages. I feel that the chaos of the place reflects the chaos of their minds.

Here's another messy artist's home where you can smell the off-gassing paints and the dust on the clutter just emanating from the screen:

Look at that poor woman shaking all over as she holds that chihuahua dog. I can't imagine this environment being good for the mind. I suspect she's shaking because the off-gasses have caused some kind of nerve damage or something.

Here's another video in the "messy artist home" genre that's a headache just to look at:

It's supposed to be artistic and colourful but it all looks very hoardy and chaotic to me. Not a place I could rest in. I can understand having like a studio space in your house that's a total mess with whatever you're brainstorming on, but a whole house like this? That's someone who can't maintain boundaries in their life.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

I can't think of a "gross" kind of hoarding situation I've seen, but if I'm allowed to give my personal interpretation of the phrase "should be normal but isn't normal" when it comes to dwelling spaces... it would definitely be this house:

This has to be the worst offender in the "messy artist's home" genre of videos. Like, how the fuck do you clean so many intricate art pieces? My guess is, you don't. It has to be an extremely dusty place just by virtue of all the shit that been sitting in there since forever. Also, I imagine the air isn't exactly safe to breathe because of all these art pieces off-gassing from the paints and the glues that were used to make these assemblages. I feel that the chaos of the place reflects the chaos of their minds.

Here's another messy artist's home where you can smell the off-gassing paints and the dust on the clutter just emanating from the screen:

Look at that poor woman shaking all over as she holds that chihuahua dog. I can't imagine this environment being good for the mind. I suspect she's shaking because the off-gasses have caused some kind of nerve damage or something.

Here's another video in the "messy artist home" genre that's a headache just to look at:

It's supposed to be artistic and colourful but it all looks very hoardy and chaotic to me. Not a place I could rest in. I can understand having like a studio space in your house that's a total mess with whatever you're brainstorming on, but a whole house like this? That's someone who can't maintain boundaries in their life.

That's literally what I imagine if bipolar disorder was a person and could decorate an apartment.

 

[The Gays From LA]

That's literally what I imagine if bipolar disorder was a person and could decorate an apartment.

I found more examples. Here's another one of those cluttered artists' homes that would drive me up-the-walls insane:

I can understand having a museum that looks like this... but your own house? That you live in every day? "You get the feeling of someone saying, 'I'M ALIVE! AND THIS IS WHAT IT'S LIKE'"... actually it feels so claustrophobic and oppressive to me. It feels like the opposite of being alive. It makes me feel like I'm trapped in piles and piles of crap.

Here's another one:

I actually like the colours here, they're more subdued and less clashing than the other ones I posted, but it's still such a cluttered mess. Listen to what he says here about how his mind is always working, never resting, I really do think this environment is partially to blame for him not having a moment's rest in his own house:

And if you think it's just crazy boomers and raver Gen Xers with MDMA-fried acid brains who are fucking up their home interiors like this, here's the zoomer version of the same:

It's frankly worse than the Gen Xers, because zoomers love colourful LED strips, which makes these cluttered interiors look even more garish.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

I fucking LOVE that show hoarders. Thank God they brought it back this year.

 

[The Gays From LA]

I fucking LOVE that show hoarders. Thank God they brought it back this year.

I was watching How Clean Is Your House? with Kim and Aggie for a while. Check that out if you haven't seen it yet.
Not all of their episodes were OCD hoarders but a lot of them were.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

I was watching How Clean Is Your House? with Kim and Aggie for a while. Check that out if you haven't seen it yet.
Not all of their episodes were OCD hoarders but a lot of them were.

I have to check that out because I go nuts if my house isn't spotless.

It's funny too because when my son was growing up, I did not give a shit about how fucked up my house was so long as he was happy. But now that he's an adult and doesn't live at home anymore I like to keep it tip top.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

I have to check that out because I go nuts if my house isn't spotless.

It's funny too because when my son was growing up, I did not give a shit about how fucked up my house was so long as he was happy. But now that he's an adult and doesn't live at home anymore I like to keep it tip top.

Btw, KF general 2.0 some dude has a hate boner for you apparently. It's pretty funny.

 

[The Gays From LA]

OK, I found a "messy artist" interior that literally looks gross to me. Check this out:

This is so fucking ugly and pretentious and gross looking, some of these designer pieces literally look like encrusted vomit encased in plastic sheets and hung up on the wall as some semblance of curtains. I haven't seen a better argument for never allowing your crazy artist friend to design your home. Much less design actual objects to put into your home.

Like, WTF is this?

It looks like a mount of discarded cum rags super-glued into the shape of an armchair.
Who the hell want to place their fully human ass onto this thing?

 

[The Gays From LA]

@Anne Hathaway Fan Literally this TikTok that Arielle included in one her recent videos: "All the queer households that I've ever been in have the same things and it's fucking wild... Some weird shit in the bathroom that you wouldn't normally see in bathroom."

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

@Anne Hathaway Fan Literally this TikTok that Arielle included in one her recent videos: "All the queer households that I've ever been in have the same things and it's fucking wild... Some weird shit in the bathroom that you wouldn't normally see in bathroom."

A table that is not made out of table

 

[The Gays From LA]

@Anne Hathaway Fan Imagine visiting your crazy artist friend... and he puts you in this guest room with all the creepy masks on the wall over the bed looking down upon you as you try to sleep:

Not a moment's rest.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

@Anne Hathaway Fan Imagine visiting your crazy artist friend... and he puts you in this guest room with all the creepy masks on the wall over the bed looking down upon you as you try to sleep:

Not a moment's rest.

FUCK that. Imagine him giving you LSD without your knowledge and then you going into that room.

You would literally be talking to the fuckin wall all night.

 

[The Gays From LA]

You would literally be talking to the fuckin wall all night.

These fucking "whimsical" houses always have the creepiest bedrooms, this one with pairs eyes staring down upon you, which the owners insist is "just genius":

"It's paranoia and surrealism mixed into a sort of lethal combination", again, this is him describing his own bedroom that he has to sleep in every night.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

These fucking "whimsical" houses always have the creepiest bedrooms, this one with pairs eyes staring down upon you, which the owners insist is "just genius":

"It's paranoia and surrealism mixed into a sort of lethal combination", again, this is him describing his own bedroom that he has to sleep in every night.

My reaction to this (I actually said it out loud)

Lispy voice: it's sort of our secret door to our bedroom.

Me: Oh yeah? The one you commit pedophilia in?

 

[The Gays From LA]

My reaction to this (I actually said it out loud)

Lispy voice: it's sort of our secret door to our bedroom.

Me: Oh yeah? The one you commit pedophilia in?

Speaking of which, I found a video with what I would personally refer to as a "gross" home interior:

If I was asked to enter this house I would leave immediately upon encountering these fucking ugly murals. All the murals in this house are uglyAF but these murals of a green orgy scene are the worst. I have no problem with gay people having references to gay culture in their homes - like posters or paintings of gay icons or whatever - but these badly drawn, sickly green murals of guys sucking themselves off and each other are just crass, tasteless and plainly pornsick. Walking into that room is like walking into a room that's literally telling you to go fuck yourself. This is what guys like Null probably think every gay home is like on the inside, and unfortunately these two guys are more than happy to be the stereotype of the lifestyle obsessed older Gen X gay couple wearing their pornsickness on their walls. No thanks.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Speaking of which, I found a video with what I would personally refer to as a "gross" home interior:

If I was asked to enter this house I would leave immediately upon encountering these fucking ugly murals. All the murals in this house are uglyAF but these murals of a green orgy scene are the worst. I have no problem with gay people having references to gay culture in their homes - like posters or paintings of gay icons or whatever - but these badly drawn, sickly green murals of guys sucking themselves off and each other are just crass, tasteless and plainly pornsick. Walking into that room is like walking into a room that's literally telling you to go fuck yourself. This is what guys like Null probably think every gay home is like on the inside, and unfortunately these two guys are more than happy to be the stereotype of the lifestyle obsessed older Gen X gay couple wearing their pornsickness on their walls. No thanks.

That's weird. People don't come to my house and see a bunch of pictures of Chinese girl's muffs all over the walls. Well except maybe this hot Chinese piece of ass:

Spoiler: WARNING: Null Hathaway posting is addicting

But that's because unlike queer people I don't make my sexuality my entire personality. You ever notice how they always have to do that? Everything about them has to be gay even when there's no reason for it. Well I'm on a gay badminton team. Really? Why? Is being gay such a handicap that you need your own league for it?

Fucking stupid.

 

[polonium]

But that's because unlike queer people I don't make my sexuality my entire personality. You ever notice how they always have to do that? Everything about them has to be gay even when there's no reason for it. Well I'm on a gay badminton team. Really? Why? Is being gay such a handicap that you need your own league for it?

Warning: seriouspost

A lot of the time the "gay badminton club" or "gay book club" or w/e are more for socialising than because you specifically need to play badminton against only homosexuals. It can be hard to find someone if you're trying to sift out <1% of the population with no outward sign that the person is likely to be into you unless they're the outrageous flaming type (and the only people who want that are other flamers). Unfortunately those kinds of people end up also joining and bringing all their political and ideological baggage with them and there's no really easy way to filter them out. It's the same way trannies get into everything.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Warning: seriouspost

A lot of the time the "gay badminton club" or "gay book club" or w/e are more for socialising than because you specifically need to play badminton against only homosexuals. It can be hard to find someone if you're trying to sift out <1% of the population with no outward sign that the person is likely to be into you unless they're the outrageous flaming type (and the only people who want that are other flamers). Unfortunately those kinds of people end up also joining and bringing all their political and ideological baggage with them and there's no really easy way to filter them out. It's the same way trannies get into everything.

Warning: serious post comin right back atcha.

I understand having a thing to go and get laid or whatever. I guess the point I was trying to emphasize is they can't just have one potato chip they have to eat the whole fuckin bag. They have to go to a gay bar, be on a gay softball team, go to gay movie night, when I used to give a fuck about politics and was a (tee up the jokes everybody) libertarian, I actually met people that were from a gay Republican group.

A gay Republican group. Let that sink in. And it's not absurd because "Republicans hate gays" (that's typical liberal media, other than the Bible thumping Republicans gays are not hated in the conservative community) it's absurd because you can participate in politics and not self-flagellate with the self-imposed pink triangle you wear on your sleeve.

I understand that everybody wants to belong to something. The reason I live near Chinatown is for my girl, and the reason that we both participate in stuff for St Patrick's Day for me. But when we were single she wasn't going to a Chinese dentist, playing on a Chinese soccer team, participating in the Joy luck club or whatever else chinks do that I still don't know about because they're known to be sneaky so I'm sure she's withholding.

It's fucking ABNORMAL. It's not normal to isolate to the degree that most of them do. You get an extremely polarized perspective and lack a healthy mix of everything when you refuse to play with others and stay in your own little subculture.