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Kiwifarms Speculation What do you imagine the kiwi's you know look like IRL?
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TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
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I imagine at least half the Kiwis look ugly as shit.
You know that meme of how vtubers use a cute anime girl persona to present themselves online but usually they're either a man using a voice changer, a troon, or an ugly lady?
Many of the Kiwis present themselves as these "Chads" when I imagine half of the Kiwis to be even uglier than Chris-Chan.
You know that meme of how vtubers use a cute anime girl persona to present themselves online but usually they're either a man using a voice changer, a troon, or an ugly lady?
Many of the Kiwis present themselves as these "Chads" when I imagine half of the Kiwis to be even uglier than Chris-Chan.
Kiwi Pot Pie
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They all look like that pedo fag Alex Hogendorp in my mind and are fat with hairy neckbeards. Except the BP users who are fat women and trannies with hairy legs.
Gore San
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Daniel uses the site and literally looks like a soyjack.
Gore San
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He looks like this comic but more ginger.
Gore San
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I'm jealous because the HRT hasn't allowed me to grow anything more than a patchy moustache
Gore San
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While you're being factitious, thank you, transitioning has been very difficult for me but I hold out hope
Bumping this gem
Gore San
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I had to get a new pooner penis because my old one rotted off.
Nobody have to imagine my face, though kiwis took the worst out of published so far. I do look rought on that one, indeed.
Ill try to ignore the fact that you imagine toji--the kiwifarms user which you have a crush on as a sassy twink.