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KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 What do you imagine the kiwi's you know look like IRL?

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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Post what you think a kiwi you know looks like ITT

Bear Hammer

"mentally ill violent sperg"
Hellovan Onion

Here's what I imagine the kiwi's I know look like IRL, comment yours:​


Toji Suzuhara: Skinny sassy twink

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Glowie: mean angry looking finnish man

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Sperg Spectating: Nerdy Indian man

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Lidl Drip...


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I imagine at least half the Kiwis look ugly as shit.

You know that meme of how vtubers use a cute anime girl persona to present themselves online but usually they're either a man using a voice changer, a troon, or an ugly lady?

Many of the Kiwis present themselves as these "Chads" when I imagine half of the Kiwis to be even uglier than Chris-Chan.
 
Daniel uses the site and literally looks like a soyjack.
 
He looks like this comic but more ginger.
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I'm jealous because the HRT hasn't allowed me to grow anything more than a patchy moustache
 
While you're being factitious, thank you, transitioning has been very difficult for me but I hold out hope
 
I had to get a new pooner penis because my old one rotted off.
 
Nobody have to imagine my face, though kiwis took the worst out of published so far. I do look rought on that one, indeed.
 
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